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Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas Pass Dots Kyu Hai?

Admin — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:00:25 +0000

Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Unse Puchha.

Bhakt: “Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?”

Babaji: “Yeh Andhe Bhaiyo Ke Liye Bhagwan Ne Braille Lipi Mein Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse.“

Admin — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 03:15:32 +0000

English Ki Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Chalo Pappu Batao, Jo Sun Na Sake Use Kya Kahenge?”

Pappu: “Use Madarchod, Maa Ke Lode, Behenchod, Behen Ka Loda, Kuch Bhi Keh Do, Konsa Sun Lega…“

Admin — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 11:05:08 +0000

Class Mein Teacher Students Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Indira Gandhi Aur Sonia Gandhi Mein Kya Samanta Hai?”

Santa Soch Ke Bola: “Mam, Dono Ke Nipples Rajiv Gandhi Ne Choose Hai.“

Admin — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 03:15:25 +0000

Ek Raja Apne Ghode Pe Shikaar Par Gaya, Ussne Waha Ek Hirni Dekhi.

Hirni Ka Naam Teri Tha, Ussne Teri Pe Goli Mari.

Teri Tadapne Lagi, Raja Usske Pass Gaya.

Lekin Teri Ghode Ke Pero Ke Niche Aa Gayi Aur Mar Gayi?

Abb Sawal Yeh Hai Ki Teri Kisne Mari Raja Ne Ya Ghode Ne.

Jawab Dena Jaruri Hai Agar Koi Jawab Na Diya To Dono Ne Teri Mari.

Admin — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 11:00:23 +0000

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Usse Puchta Hai.

Pappu: “Papa Ye Car Ke Peeche ‘L‘ Likhne Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?”

Santa: “Beta ‘L’ Ka Matlab Hai Ki, Driver Ko Driving Ke Baare Mein ‘Lund‘ Bhi Nahi Pata“

Admin — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 07:06:33 +0000

Question: “Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Fark Hai?”

Answer: “Bra Mein Kapda Kum Lagta Hai Aur Maal Jyada Aata Hai Aur Baniyan Mein Kapada Jyada Lagata Hai Aur Maal Kum Aata Hai.”