Non Veg Jokes » Questions Answers Jokes http://nonvegjokes.com Some Jokes Meant To Be Dirty ... Wed, 23 May 2012 11:15:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Ladkiya Kya Sochti Hai, Gale Milte Waqt? http://nonvegjokes.com/ladkiya-kya-sochti-hai-gale-milte-waqt-2499.html http://nonvegjokes.com/ladkiya-kya-sochti-hai-gale-milte-waqt-2499.html#comments Tue, 22 May 2012 04:15:21 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2499 Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai ??

Iss Ke Toh Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gaye Hai !!

Pata Nahi Kaun Sa Shampoo Use Karti Hai …

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Abe Salo Sudhar Jaao. Soch Badlo Apni … Mene Bola Tha Na Ki, Galat Shabd Use Nahi Karunga :P

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Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Sukh Aur Santosh Ke Beech Mein Kya Farq Hai?”

Baba Ji Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Diya:” Jivan Mein Apni Pasand Se Ladki Thokne Ko Mile To Wo Hai Sukh … Aur Jo Mile …  Usse Thokna Pade Wo Hai Santosh…“

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/sukh-aur-santosh-mein-kya-farq-hai-2497.html/feed/ 38 Aakhir Santa Ne Esa Kyu Kiya? http://nonvegjokes.com/aakhir-santa-ne-esa-kyu-kiya-2471.html http://nonvegjokes.com/aakhir-santa-ne-esa-kyu-kiya-2471.html#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 09:15:19 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2471 Santa Ne Ek Rehdi Wale Ko Khada Kar Ke Uske Andar Apna Daal Diya.

Kyun ?

Kyunki Uski Rehdi Par Likha Tha…. Pao Bhaji

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In Punjabi, Pao Means Dalo And Bhaji Means Bhai

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Agar Girlfriend Lollipop Choose To Chota Hota Jata Hai & Lund Choose To Bada Hota Jata Hai

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Guess?

Haaaaaa No-No You Are Wrong,

Its Your Ears To Make Sure Ki Koi Aa To Nahi Raha.

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Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Pappu Se Puchha: “Yaar, Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai?”

Pappu Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.

Pappu: “Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi, Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai“

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Foreigner Says: “Good Night Sweet Dreams”

Indian Says: “Bhai Ab Batao Kiski Maan Chodni Hai“

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Jab Mohobbat Or Jung Mein Sab Jayaz Hai,

To Mohobbat Mein Hone Wale Chunnu Munnu Na-Jayaz Kyun?

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Answer: “Just Another Damn Woman Trying To Do A Man’s Job“

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Pappu: “Mam, Ye Ek Vachan Hua”

Teacher: “Good, Ab Batao Ki – Bahut Si Aurtein Khidkiyon Se Jhank Rahi Hai?”

Pappu Kuch Sochkar Bola: “Mam, Ye To Randi Bazar Hua“

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