Question: “Why Do Most Men Prefer Kiss A Woman’s Lips Before Sex?” Answer: “That’s The Best Way To Shut A Woman’s Horizontal Lips & Ope

Teacher Students Se: “Kisi Esi Cheez Ka Naam Batao Jo Sirf Suna Ho Par Dekha Na Ho?” Johnny: “Behan Ka Lora.”

Define Breast? B – Beautiful R – Round Shaped E – Equipment A – Amazingly S – Soft With T – Tasty Milk……

What Is The Difference Between Problem And Challenge, Teacher Asked Johnny. Johnny: 3 Boys + 1 Girl On A Bed = Problem, 1 Boy + 3 Girls On A Bed = Challenge!!

Quest. Do U Know What Is Common Between Shoe Laces And Smart Men? Ans. They Keep In Touch With Severel Holes Simultaneously.

Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: About 45 minutes.

Agar Gandhiji Ke Time Aids Hota To Kya Hota? To Chautha (4th) Bandar Underwear Ke Saamne Haath Karke Khada Hota

Q: What’s The Difference Between A Girlfriend And A Wife? A: About 45 Pounds!

Q: Who’s senior: Penis or Vagina? A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.

Which Is The Smallest Hotel In The World? Vagina Inn. It Can Accomodate Only One Standing Guest With His Luggage Hanging Outside…