Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toote Isko Ek Shabd Mein Samjhao? . . . . . . . . . . “MUTTH“

Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?” Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time“

Woh Kya Hai? Jis Pe Agar Pyaar Se Hath Fero To Foran Khada Ho Jata Hai? ? ? Socho-Socho? ? ? You Dirty Mind Answer Hai: “Betha Hua Kutta“

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha. Teacher: “Dhritrashtra Ke 100 Putra The, Aur Pandu Ke Sirf 5, Aisa Kyu?” Chinki Huste Hue: “Mam, Kyuki Jinki Aankhen Hoti Hai, Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai“

Q: “Which Is The Most Difficult Sport In The World To Watch?” Ans: “Women’s Doubles Tennis.” Because 9 Balls Bounce At A Time And You are In Confusion Which One To Watch?

In Sex Period Teacher Ask A Question: “Sex Karte Time Kise Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai, Girls Ko Ya Boys Ko?” Boy: “Obviously We Enjoy More Then Girls” Ladke Ke Sath Wale Bench Pe Ek Chalu Type Ki Ladki Bethi Thhi, Ye Sun Ke Boli Ladki: “Galat Jawab, Jab Kaan (Ear) Mein Khujli Hoti Hai To [...]

Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha. Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?” Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab” Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?” Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho“

Teacher Ne Class Mein Student Se Puchha. Teacher: “Batao Bachon Sab Se Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai?” Ek Ladki Uthi Aur Boli. Ladki: “Ji Mam, Delivery Ke Waqt” Piche Se Pappu Khada Hua Aur Huste Hue Bola. Pappu: “Mam, Isse Kuch Nahi Pata, Issne Kabi Tatton Pe Laat Nahi Khayi Hai“

Santa Ne Banta Se Pucha. Santa: “Yaar, Condom Aur Gandu Mein Kya Farq Hai?” Banta: “Yaar, Tu Hi Bata De Kya Faraq Hai?” Santa: “Dono Lund Par Hi Chadhte Hai” Kyu Sahi Kaha Na Santa Ne ? Abb Mein Doston Ko Kya Kahun Condom Ya Gandu.

Why Sachin Married An Elder & Kumble Married A Divorced Woman? Answer: “Batsmen Love Looseballs & Spinners Love Used Balls“