Golu Asks Pappu Golu: “What Is Common Between A Girl’s Legs And Amul Butter?” Pappu: “Simple, Both Are Delicious When Spread“

Ek Aisa Sawal Jo Aapko Sochne Pe Majbur Kar Dega. Ladkiya Toilet Se Nikalne Ke Baad Hath Kyu Dhoti Hai, Jabki Unke Pass Pakadne Ke Liye Kuch Hai Hi Nahi.

Teacher Bachho Ko History Samjha Rahi Thhi, Ek Dum Se Usne Class Mein Bethe Bachho Se Puchha. Teacher: “Why Love Is Better Then War?” Chinki Khadi Hui Aur Muskurati Hue Boli Chinki: “Madamji, Arey Aapko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Simple Because Condom Is Cheaper Then Gun.“

What Is The Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike. Motorbike Is First Kicked And Then Used, While A Girlfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked.

What Is The Common Between An Army General’s Car And His Wife? Ans: “Both Are Highly Maintained And Very Less Used.“

Teacher: “What Is Common Between Jaya Bachchan And Aishwarya?” Pappu After Much Thought: “I Think, Nipples Of Both Were Sucked By Abhishek“

Is Duniya Mein Sabse Badi Choot Kiski Hai? Sochoo???? Arey Yaar Apne Dharmender Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Re. Puchho Kyu??? Kyunki Uska Khud Ka Beta Sunny Deol Ji Kahte Hai. “Main Nikla Gaddi Leke“

Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puch Rahi Thi Ki Agle Janam Mein Tum Log Kya Bann Na Chahoge. Teacher Ne Ek Ladki Ko Uthaya Aur Puchha. Teacher: “Tum Agley Janam Mein Kya Bann Na Chahogi?” Ladki: “Agley Janam Main, Chand Bann Na Chahti Hun.” Sath Mein Pappu Betha Thha Ye Sun Ke Fatafatt Se Bola. [...]

In A Period Of Sex Education, Teacher Asks. Teacher: “Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?” Pappu: “Mam Simple, Because Hand-Made Things Are Always Costly“

Teacher Ne Pappu Se Puchha. Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Akbar Kon Thha?” Pappu: “Ji Mam, Akbar Ek Gay Thha” Teacher Ke Ye Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Ki Pappu Kya Bol Raha Hai. Teacher: “Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho” Pappu: “Mam Humne Hamesha Laila–Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival Ka Naam Suna Hai, Par Sirf Akbar-Birbal Hi Kyu?” [...]