Lady Teacher Student Se: “Tum Hass Kyu Rahe Ho?” Student: “Maine Abhi Aapki Bra Ka Ek Strap Dekh Liya” Teacher: “Get Out Of Class For One Week

Santa Da Piyo Apne Puttar De Rishte Vaste Vichole Naal Gall Kar Reya Si Piyo: “Asi Taan Kudi 3 Kapdya Vich Le Janwange” Vichola: “Thik Hai, Vese V Ehna Di Ku

Teacher Santa Se: “Late Kyu Aaye Ho?” Santa: “Oh Ji Main Majh Lavaun Gaya Si” Teacher: “Eh Kamm Te Tera Piyo Vi Kar Sakda Si” Santa: “

Santa Ek Din Bank Gaya Pese Lene Layi Kudi Cashier Si Usne Puchhya: “So (100) Ke Loge” Santa: “Khade Khade V Chalega Ji, Tusi Davo Taan Sahi“

Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast” Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da K

Ek Vari Santa Da Dost USA To Santa Te Usdi Familly Vaste Kapde Gift Leke Aunda Hai Sare Kapde “Lee Brand Ke Hote Hai” USA Wala Dost Sante Nu Kapde Denda E Te Kehnd

Santa Di Bund Te Ik Wari Daana (Finsi) Nikal Aayi Te O Sheeshe Vich Dekh Ke Cream Laga Reya Si Te Inne Vich Usda Lund Khada Ho Gaya Santa Boleya: “Beh Ja Ben Chodda Apni

Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ji Car Ko Road Par Park Kar Ke Peshab Kar Rahe Thhe To Paas Se Jate Ek Foreigner Ne Ruk Kar Unse Pucha “Aapke Yahan Police Nahi Pakadti Kya?” Sard

Ek Din Santa Doctor Kol Geya Te Doctor Ne Pucchya: “Ki Problem Hai” Santa: “Doctor Saab Mere Tatte Neele Pe Gaye Ne” Doctor Ne Keya: “Eh Te Zehar

Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya. Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri” Naukar: “Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So