Sardar, Santa Banta Punjabi Non Veg Adult Jokes & Dirty Humor

Zordar Sex Callgirl Ka

Posted on 05 Feb 2012
Santa Aur Call Girl Ke Bich Mein Sex Ko Leke Batchit Chal Rahi Thhi, Pade Ki Akhir Kis Rate Mein Santa Ko Kya Kya Mila.

LIC Ki Policy Ka Fyada Ya Nuksan

Posted on 02 Feb 2012
Ek Lic Insurance Agent Kaafi Dino Se Santa Ke Piche Pada Hua Tha Aur Usko Policy Bechne Ke Chakkar Mein Thha Ek Din Aakhir Santa Ne Tang Aakar Usko Gar Par Bula Hi Liya. Agent: “Sir, Policy Le Lijiye, Agar Aapko Kuch Hua To Aap Ke Bachho Ko Paise Milenge” Santa: “Agar Bachhe Naa Ho [...]

Secretary Se Ishq, Santa Ka

Posted on 01 Feb 2012
Santa Ki Biwi Ek Din Uske Office Se Ho Kar Aati Hai Aur Uss Raat Santa Se Ladayi Karte Hue Puchti Hai. Biwi: “Tumhari Secretary Ne Sab Ke Samne Kaha Hai Ki Tumhara Lund Chhota Hai, Is Baat Ki Safai Do?” Santa Soch Ke: “Juth Boli Sali Wo, Sach To Yeh Hai Ki Us Kamini [...]

Soch Samajh Kar Bolo

Posted on 31 Jan 2012
Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hai. Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai” Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?” Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl“

Bechara Tote Ka Dukhda

Posted on 31 Jan 2012
Santa Apne Tote Se Puchta Hai. Santa: “Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?” Tota: “Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega“

Best Salesman Of The Year – Apna Santa

Posted on 30 Jan 2012
Ek Baar Ek Seth Ne Santa Ko Naukri Par Rakh Liya, Uski Dukan Ki Sale Din Dugni Raat Chogni Ho Gayi, Seth Ye Dekh Kar bada hairan hua aur usNe Socha Santa Se Milna Chahiye, Seth Apni Dukan Par Gaya To Santa Kisi Grahak Ko Fishing Rod Bech Raha Tha, Seth Kone Mein Khada Ho [...]

Engineers Always Get The Best Jobs

Posted on 29 Jan 2012
Santa (B.Com) Saw A Poster At A Police Station: “Two Engineers Wanted For Rape” Santa: “Shit Man, These Engineers Always Get The Best Jobs“

Kanjoos Biwi Santa Ki

Posted on 28 Jan 2012
Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Naha Raha Thha Biwi Ne Jaisi Hi Sabun Lagaya Uska Lund Khada Ho Gaya Preeto Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Boli Preeto: “Oye, Jaldi Se  Isko Chhota Karo, Saabun Abhi Do Hafte Aur Chalana Hai“

Haadse Kabhi Bhi Ho Sakte Hai

Posted on 25 Jan 2012
Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lund Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya, Waha Doctor Ne Pucha. Doctor: “Yeh Kaise Hua?” Santa: “Main Usko Jaan Se Maar Dunga Jisne Diwaar Par Nangi Ladki Ki Tasvir Chipkai“

Hey Bhagwan Ab Is Ladki Ka Kya Hoga?

Posted on 24 Jan 2012
Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli. Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha” Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola. Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena“