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Ek Din Aakhir Santa Ne Tang Aakar Usko Gar Par Bula Hi Liya.

Agent: “Sir, Policy Le Lijiye, Agar Aapko Kuch Hua To Aap Ke Bachho Ko Paise Milenge”

Santa: “Agar Bachhe Naa Ho To?”

Agent: “Aap Ki Biwi Ko Milenge”

Santa: “Agar Biwi Naa Ho To?”

Agent: “Maa-Baap Ko Milenge”

Santa: “Agar Wo Bhi Naa Ho?”

Agent: “Phir Behen-Bhaiyon Ko Milenge”

Santa: “Koi Aisa Tariqa Batao Ki Paise Mujhe Mile?”

Agent: “Sir, Aapko Paise Nahi Mil Sakte”

Santa: “Yeh To Policy Na Hui, Meri Gaand Ho Gayi, Jo Har Koi Le Sakta Hai, Sirf Main Nahi Le Sakta“

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Biwi: “Tumhari Secretary Ne Sab Ke Samne Kaha Hai Ki Tumhara Lund Chhota Hai, Is Baat Ki Safai Do?”

Santa Soch Ke: “Juth Boli Sali Wo, Sach To Yeh Hai Ki Us Kamini Ka Mooh Hi Bahut Bada Hai“

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Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai”

Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?”

Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl“

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Santa: “Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?”

Tota: “Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega“

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