Sardar, Santa Banta Punjabi Non Veg Adult Jokes & Dirty Humor

Lund Ki Beemari, Tauba Tauba

Posted on 24 Jan 2012
Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Jo Ki Apna Santa Ji Thhe, Aur Bola Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Ek Tatta Neela Pad Gaya Hai” Santa Ne Tatta Check Kiye Aur Bola, Santa: “Ye To Zehar Fel Raha Hai Isko Kaatna Padgea” Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Kaat Do, Jaan Jyada Zaruri Hai” Aadmi Phir Do Din Baad [...]

Tharki Biwi Ki Tharak Kon Bujaye

Posted on 22 Jan 2012
Santa Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hone Ke Baad Santa Suhagraat Ke Din Jate Hi So Gaya, Phir Dusre Din Bhi Aisa Hi Hua Aur Aisa Har Roz Hone Laga Santa Jata Aur So Jata, Santa Ki Biwi Pareshan Ho Kar Santa Ki Maa Ke Paas Jakar Boli Patni: “Apka Beta To Mere Sath Kuch Karta [...]

Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Baap Banana Galat Hai

Posted on 21 Jan 2012
Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai. Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai” Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“

Jitna Mile Utne Pe Sabar Karo

Posted on 20 Jan 2012
Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha. Ladki Ko Tharak Chadd Gayi Aur Wo Boli: “Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?” Santa: “Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata“

Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga

Posted on 18 Jan 2012
Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha

Posted on 17 Jan 2012
Dosto Aapne Ye Gaana “Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha” Bahut Suna Hoga, Par Aaj Mein Aap Logo Ko Iske Piche Ki Story Batata Hun ———— Santa Apni Biwi Ko Sex Mein Santushti Dene Mein Asmarth Tha. Ek Din Tang Aakar Usne Apne Dost Banta Se Salaah Li. Usi Raat Santa Ne Apni [...]

Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya

Posted on 16 Jan 2012
Santa Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha Sex Ke Baad Wife Ko Geela Geela Sa Laga To Patni Ne Pucha Patni: “Oye, Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya?”

Car Ke Piche ‘L’ Kyu Likha Hota Hai?

Posted on 14 Jan 2012
Santa Ka Beta Pappu Usse Puchta Hai. Pappu: “Papa Ye Car Ke Peeche ‘L‘ Likhne Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?” Santa: “Beta ‘L’ Ka Matlab Hai Ki, Driver Ko Driving Ke Baare Mein ‘Lund‘ Bhi Nahi Pata“

Akhir Log Sex Kyu Nahi Kar Paate?

Posted on 11 Jan 2012
Banta Apne Dost Santa Se Sex Ke Baare Mein Baat Karte Hue Bola. Banta: “Jagha Na Milne Ki Wajah Se Log Sex Nahi Kar Pate” Santa: “Haan Ek Baar Mere Sath Bhi Aisa Hi Hua Tha” Banta: “Phir?” Santa: “Phir Kya Ladki Ne Bataya Ki Jagha Tango Ke Beech Mein Hai“

Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Choot

Posted on 09 Jan 2012
Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai. Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li, Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya. [...]