Santa Was Rejected At A MBA Job Interview, Because When He Was Asked To Give An Example Of Good Team Work. . . . . . He Replied: “Gang- Rape“

Ek Baar Santa Ne Apni Wife Se Dhaage Waale Karele Banwaye. Raat Mein Light Chali Gayi Aur Santa Karele Ke Dhaage Bhi Kha Gaya. Jab Usse Subah Tatti Aayi Toh Tatti Mein Dhage Dhekhkar Gabra Kar Bola, Santa: “O Behnchod Gand Fatti Hui To Bahut Baar Suni Hai Par Udhadte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha [...]

Santa Ek Din Bada Khush Sa Hoke Ghar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola. Santa: “Daddy Daddy, Mera Lund Class Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?” Santa Ka Baap Gusse Se Bola. Daddy: “Bhonsdi Ke, Kyunki Tu 18 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hai Aur Abhi Bhi 5th Class Mein Hai“

Ek Baar Santa Train Mein Ja Raha Tha. Uske Samne Ek Ladki Mini-Skirt Dale Bethi Thi Aur Ussne Panty Bhi Nahin Pehni Thi. Santa Maje Se Usski Choot Ko Dekh Raha Tha, Achanak Ladki Santa Ko Boli. Ladki: “Kya Tum Meri Choot Dekh Rahe Ho?” Santa Chonk Gaya. Ladki Boli: “Koi Baat Nahin Dekho Dekho [...]

Ek Aadmi Santa Ki Bakery Par Jakar Bola Aadmi: “Bhai Ji, Paav Hai Kya?” Santa Gusse Se: “Oye Bhosdi Ke Toh Kya Main Apne Lund Pe Khada Hoon?“

Sir Hindi Ka Period Lene Ke Liye Class Mein Jate Hai. Sir To Student: “Abb Ek-Ek Doha Sunao” Ek Ladke Ne Class Mein Bethe Santa Ki Beizzti Karne Ke Liye Bola Ladka: “Chidiya Baithi Ped Pe, Usne Diya Moot, Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut” Santa Ki Beizzti Pe Khush Hote Hue (Kyunki Sardaro Ke Majak [...]

Santa Idli Bana Ker Apni Patni Ko Deta Hai Toh Patni Kehti Hai. Patni: “Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?” Santa Usko Kuch Dikhate Hue: “Mere Pass Idli Banane Wala Kabda Hai” Patni Gusse Se: “Oye Sale Kameene, Ye Meri Bra Hai Wapis Kar“

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya. Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon” Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon” Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte” Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar [...]

Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat Girl: “Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Pussy” Girl Slapped & Said : “Sale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai“

Bomb Blast Hone Per Minister Elaan Karta Hai. Minister: “Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waalon Ko 5 Lakh Aur Zakhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Karta Hoon” Santa Awaz Sun Ke Bola: “Aur Jinki Damake Se Sirf Gaand Fati Unka Kya Hoga?“