Sardar, Santa Banta Punjabi Non Veg Adult Jokes & Dirty Humor

Tazi Hawa Bachhe Ke Liye Zaruri Hai

Posted on 09 Dec 2011
Santa Ki Pregnent Biwi Preeto Chhat Pe Tange Khol Ke Leti Hui Thi. Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha Santa: “Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Dr. Ne Kaha Hai Ke Tazi Hawa Bache Ki Sehat Ke Liye Achi Hai.“

Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Nakhre Kya Sahna

Posted on 09 Dec 2011
Pappu Meets His Father In Red Light Area. Pappu: “Papa Aap Yahaan?” Santa: “Bus Beta Ab 200 300 Rupaye Ki Cheez Ke Liye Teri Maa Ke Nakhre Nahi Sahe Jate“

Sex Karne Se Hone Wali Problem

Posted on 08 Dec 2011
Santa Subah Subha Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bolta Hai. Santa: “Dr, Saab Badi Tension Hai, Kal Raat Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kiya Thha Aur Aaj Peshab Hi Nahi Aa Raha Hai” Doctor Ne Check Kiya Aur Gusse Se Bola Doctor: “Bhosdi Ke Pehle Lund Pe Se Condom To Utar Le“

Tumhe AIDS To Nahi Hai Na

Posted on 04 Dec 2011
Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha. Santa To Girl: “Do U Have Aids?” Girl: “No” Santa: “Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara Aids Ho Jaye.“

TV Dekhne Se Sab Kuch Nahi Aata

Posted on 30 Nov 2011
Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai. Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?” Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya” Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai” Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte [...]

Wahh Kya Baat Kahi Santa Ne

Posted on 28 Nov 2011
Girl Friend Romantic Mood Mein Santa Se Puchti Hai. Girl Friend: “Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?” Santa: “Bahut Jyada” Girl: “Tum Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyu Karte Ho?” Santa: “Free Di Fuddi Jo Leni Hai“

KLPD Ho Gayi Bechare Santa Ki

Posted on 27 Nov 2011
Apne Santa Singh Ji Kayi Dino Se Apni Biwi Se Door Thhe. Ek Din Ghumne Nikle To Kadam Behak Gaye Aur Red Line Area Mein Pahoonch Gaye. Ek Dalal Ne Santa Ko Dekha Toh Woh Uske Peeche Pad Gaya. Santa Se Bola Yahan Ek Bahut Hasin Cheez Hai Tabiyat Khush Ho Jayegi. Santa: “Paisi Kitni [...]

Aapki Wife Ka Pura Naam Kya Hai?

Posted on 18 Nov 2011
Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?” Santa: “Sir, Preeto” Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?” Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon“

Gaand Ki Khujli

Posted on 17 Nov 2011
Ek Baar Santa Bike Rok Kar Helmet Khuja Raha Tha. Ek Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Puucha. Aadmi: “Helmet Utaar Ke Khujao” Santa: “Chup Be, Jab Teri Gand Pe Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Pent Utaar Ke Khujata Hai“

Khushi Door Se Hi Dikh Jaati Hai

Posted on 14 Nov 2011
Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai” Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai“