Jaisa Ki Aap Jante Hai Ki Apne Santa Bhai Sahab Ek Company Mein Tikk Nahi Sakte. Unke Kiye Gaye Kaam Ko Dekh Ke Company Wale Itne Khush Hote Hai Ki Unko Dusre Month Hi Bahar Nikal Dete Hai. Isi Tarha Ek Bar Santa Ek Company Mein Interview Deke Aya, Aur Banta Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha, [...]

Ek Baar Santa Shirt Utaar Ke Balcony Mein Khada Tha. Santa Ke padosi ne ye dekha aur uski tariff karte hue bola. Padosi: “Wah Santa Ji, Kya Chest Hai?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Apni Bhabi Ki Dekhega To Pagal Ho Jayega“

Santa Ko Pappu Ke Master Ne Bulaya Aur Gusse Se Bola. Sir: “Aap Apne Bete Ko Tamij Sikhao” Santa: “Kyu Kya Ho Gaya?” Sir: “Admission Form Mein Sex Wale Column Mein Isne Likha – Nahi Karta, Par Kabhi Kabhi Muth Maar Leta Hu” Santa: “Master Ji, Par Ab Main Cofuse Ho Ki Isko Tameez Sikhau [...]

A Man Was Doing Push Ups On A Beach. Drunk Santa Saw Him & Started Laughing Sorry To Tell You, But The Woman Below You Has Left Already

Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada. Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye. Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?” Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha” [...]

Santa Ne Train Mein Ek Gori Mam Ka Rape Kar Diya. Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Court Mein Usko Pesh Kiya Gaya. Judge: “Tumne Is Bechari Aurat Ke Sath Rape Kyu Kiya?” Santa: “Ji Maine To Iska Naam Pucha Thha, Ye Boli Marry Marlow, Bas Fir Kya Thha Mene Mar Li“

Santa Ke Pass 15 Inch Ka Bada Chota Aur Pyara Sa Goda (Horse) Thha. Uske Khas Dost Banta Ne Usko Dekha Aur Puchha: “Yaar Itna Pyara Goda Kaha Se Liya?” Santa: “Yaar Vo Udhar Jheel Ke Paas Ek Bade Pahunche Hue Baba Aaye Hai Aur Tapasya Kar Rahe Hai, Jo Maango De Dete Hai” Banta: [...]

Santa Plane Mein Air Hostess Ko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha. Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena. Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha. Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“

Santa Subha Khana Khate Hue Biwi Par Chilla Raha Tha. Santa: “Ye Kya? Khane Mein Baal, Andhi Hai Tujhe Dikhta Nahi Kya?” Biwi Gusse Mein Aake: “Chupchap Kha Le Madharchod, Raat Ko Puri Jhaantein Chowmein Samajh Ke Khane Ki Koshish Karta Hai Aur Din Mein 1 Baal Ke Liye Nakhre Karta Hai“

Ek Bar Flight Mein Santa Ki Bahas Ek American Se Ho Gayi. American: “Tumhra Desh To Bada Gareeb Hai” Santa Ko Ye Sun Ke Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Bola Santa: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tum Angrej Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Karte Ho Na, Us Se Jyada To Hum Har Shanivar Ko Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hai“