Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Doctor: “Arrey Waah, Tum Duniya Ke Pehle Aadmi Ho Jo Pregnent Ho” Santa Rote Hue: “Hey Bhagwan! Main Logo Ko Kya Munh Dikhaunga? Meri To Abhi Shadi Bhi Nahi Hu.“

Santa Banta Se Ek Din Dukhi Mann Se Bola Santa: “Yaar Meri Ek Problem Hai, Meri Biwi Mere Neeche Ke Baal Khinchti Rahti Hai.” Banta: “Agar Tu Kahe To Main Tujhe Ek Idea Du, Jisse Woh Tere Baal Kabhi Nahi Khinchegi”

Ek Ladki Roti Hui Police Station Ayi Aur Inspector Ko Boli Ladki: “Kal Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Ke Santa Ne Mera Rape Kar Diya”

Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..”

Santa Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li. Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?” Driver Bola: “Nahi” Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?” Driver: “Nahi”

Santa Aur Uska Freind Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Santa: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Raat Mene Party Mein Ek Ladki Ko Rape Hone Se Bachaya.” Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par Kaise?” Santa: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“

Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola

Santa Car Drive Kar Raha Tha Ki Achanak Ek Bili Rasta Kaat Gayi. Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Iski Maa Ki Choot” Banta Ye Sun Ke Bola: “Arey Yaar Choot Se Yaad Aaya, Babhi Ke Kya Haal Chaal Hai“

Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli

Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Kari Dobhi Rote Hue: “Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li” Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune Esa?”