Teacher To Class: “Name The Thing Which Carries More Weight But Has Vary Less Weight?” Johnny: “Mam, Your Braizer“

Ek Bus Mein College Ke Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Team Ek Trip Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi, Raste Mein Vo Bore Na Ho To Vo Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye Tyaar Ho Gaye. Girls: “Hum Tumko Ha

What Is The Difference Between Problem And Challenge, Teacher Asked Johnny. Johnny: 3 Boys + 1 Girl On A Bed = Problem, 1 Boy + 3 Girls On A Bed = Challenge!!

College Ki 11 Ladkiyo Ne Fruit Seller Ke Pass Ja Kar Ke Kaha: “11 Kele De Do” Fruit Seller: “Main Dozen (12) Se Kam Nahi Dunga” 1 Ladki Boli: “Le

Teacher Students Se: “Love” Kya Hota Hai?” Johnny: “  “L” Ko Pakad Ke “O” Ko Daba Ke “V” Mein Ghussa Ke Jab “

Teacher: “Do You Know The Meaning Of Mangalsutra?” Girl Student: “Yes Mam, It Is The License To Enjoy Kamasutra.“

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pucha: “Esi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jise Tum Log Dekh To Sakte Ho Par Pakad Nahi Sakte?” Johnny: “Madam Ji Aapke Boobs“

Teacher Students Se: “Machhar Ke Kaatne Se Aids Kyu Nahi Hota?” Johnny: “Madam Ji Machhar Kaat Ta Hai Sex Thode Na Karta Hai“

Grammar Teacher Pada Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Se Puchha: “Sunil Daaru Nahi Peeta Hai, Is Sentence Main ‘Sunil’ Kya Hai? ” Santa: “Madam Ji Sunil Chut

Professor : “What Does That “V” On Your T-Shirt Stand For?” School Girl : “Virgin” Professor : “Are You A Virgin?” Girl Replied