Teacher Santa Se: “Teri Shikayat Mili Hai Tu Aaj Kal Galiiya Badi Deta Hai” Santa: “Main Te Kadi Kisi Maa De Lode Nu Koi Vi Gaali Nahi Ditti, Kede Madherchod

10th Class Ki Ek Ladki Biscuit Kha Rahi Thhi Thodi Der Bad Usne Biscuits Apni Bra Mein Rakh Diye Teacher: “Where Is Your Biscuits?” Sath Betha Johnny Bola: “

Thought Of The Day School Ki Ghanti Ya Ladki Mein Koi Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Mein Se Kisi Ko Bhi Bajaoge, To Andar Se Bacche Hi Bahar Niklenge.

Teacher: “Johnny, “Tamso Ma Jyotir Gamya” Shalok Ka Kya Matlab Hai?” Johnny: “Tum So Jao Maa, Main Jyoti Se Milne Jaa Raha Hoon“

Lady Teacher Student Se: “Tum Hass Kyu Rahe Ho?” Student: “Maine Abhi Aapki Bra Ka Ek Strap Dekh Liya” Teacher: “Get Out Of Class For One Week

School Mein Teacher Apne Student Ko Kisi Galti Par Dant Raha Thha “Jab Mein Soft Hun To Bahut Soft Hun Par Jab Mein Hard Hota To Hadd Se Jyada Hard Ho Jata Hun” Jo

Teacher Santa Se: “Late Kyu Aaye Ho?” Santa: “Oh Ji Main Majh Lavaun Gaya Si” Teacher: “Eh Kamm Te Tera Piyo Vi Kar Sakda Si” Santa: “

Teacher Students Se: “Bachho Batao Ki Billi Itne Sare Bacche Ek Saath Kese Paida Karti Hai” Johnny:  “Miss Agar Aap Bhi Road Par Billi Ki Tarha Ghumo To Aap

Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha: “Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?” Johnny: “Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And Jalta Hua Bulb&#

Ek Bar Ek Baccha Class Mein Aane Ko Late Ho Gaya Teacher Gusse Se: “Kya Tumhe Period Miss Hone Ka Zara Bhi Ehsas Nahi Hai” Ladka: “Mam, Bahut Ehsas Hai Mujhe