Non Veg Jokes » Teachers – Teaching – School College Jokes http://nonvegjokes.com Some Jokes Meant To Be Dirty ... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:07:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Cricket Deewane Aajkal Ke Bachhe http://nonvegjokes.com/cricket-deewane-aajkal-ke-bachhe-2158.html http://nonvegjokes.com/cricket-deewane-aajkal-ke-bachhe-2158.html#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:06:05 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2158 Teacher Eight Class Ke Pappu Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Osama Ki Panch Biwi Aur Bees Bacche Lekin Laalu Ki Ek Biwi Aur Nau Bacche, To Batao Koun Achha?”

Pappu: “Mam, Score To Osama Ka Zyada Hai, Par Strike Rate Laalu Ka“

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Teacher: “Chalo Pappu Batao, Jo Sun Na Sake Use Kya Kahenge?”

Pappu: “Use Madarchod, Maa Ke Lode, Behenchod, Behen Ka Loda, Kuch Bhi Keh Do, Konsa Sun Lega…“

]]> http://nonvegjokes.com/jo-sun-na-sake-use-kya-kahenge-2117.html/feed/ 18 Use The Word Handsome In A Sentence http://nonvegjokes.com/use-the-word-handsome-in-a-sentence-2094.html http://nonvegjokes.com/use-the-word-handsome-in-a-sentence-2094.html#comments Tue, 10 Jan 2012 07:05:26 +0000 Admin http://nonvegjokes.com/?p=2094 A English Teacher Asked Nisha In Class.

Teacher: “Use The Word Handsome In A Sentence”

Nisha: “When I Suck My Boyfriends Dick, My Jaws Get Really Tired So I Use My Hand Some Times“

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Sir To Student: “Abb Ek-Ek Doha Sunao”

Ek Ladke Ne Class Mein Bethe Santa Ki Beizzti Karne Ke Liye Bola

Ladka: “Chidiya Baithi Ped Pe, Usne Diya Moot, Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut”

Santa Ki Beizzti Pe Khush Hote Hue (Kyunki Sardaro Ke Majak Pe Log Jyadatar Khush Hote Hai) Sir Bola.

Sir: “Shabaash, Very Good, Santa Ab Tum Sunao”

Santa: “Kabutar Baitha Ped Pe Usne Diya Moot , Iski Maa Ka Bhosda”

Ladka: “Sir Iska Doha Galat Hai, Kuch Jama Nahi”

Sir: “Haan Sahi Bola, Santa Tumne Galat Bola Hai”

Santa: “Aapne Poora Suna Hi Nahi Ji, Maine Kaha – Kabutar Baitha Ped Pe Usne Diya Moot, Iski Maa Ka Bosda, Master Ki Maa Ki Chut“

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Teacher: “Pappu Beta Suraj Ko Diya Dikhana Ka Koi Example Do”

Pappu: “Madam, Yeh To Wahi Baat Ho Gayi Ke Hum Bhalu Ko Apni Jhantein Dikhaye“

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Teacher: “Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?”

Ladkiya Chup Rahi.

Teacher Ne Piche Bethi Chinki Ko Kaha

Teacher: “Chinki Tum Batao, Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?”

Chinki Sharmate Hue: “Madam Ji, First Time Dalo To Bohat Dard Hota Hai Aur 2nd Bar Mein Maja Aata Hai“

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