Teacher Bachho Ko History Samjha Rahi Thhi, Ek Dum Se Usne Class Mein Bethe Bachho Se Puchha. Teacher: “Why Love Is Better Then War?” Chinki Khadi Hui Aur Muskurati Hue Boli Chinki: “Madamji, Arey Aapko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Simple Because Condom Is Cheaper Then Gun.“

Teacher: “What Is Common Between Jaya Bachchan And Aishwarya?” Pappu After Much Thought: “I Think, Nipples Of Both Were Sucked By Abhishek“

Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puch Rahi Thi Ki Agle Janam Mein Tum Log Kya Bann Na Chahoge. Teacher Ne Ek Ladki Ko Uthaya Aur Puchha. Teacher: “Tum Agley Janam Mein Kya Bann Na Chahogi?” Ladki: “Agley Janam Main, Chand Bann Na Chahti Hun.” Sath Mein Pappu Betha Thha Ye Sun Ke Fatafatt Se Bola. [...]

In A Period Of Sex Education, Teacher Asks. Teacher: “Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?” Pappu: “Mam Simple, Because Hand-Made Things Are Always Costly“

Teacher Ne Science Class Mein Chinki Se Puchha. Teacher: “Ladki Or Ladke Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Chinki: “Ji Ladki Chah Kar Bhi Ek Saal Mein Sirf Ek Hi Bache Ki Maan Ban Sakti Hai Aur Ladka Chahe To Ek Saal Mein 365 Bachon Ka Baap Ban Sakta Hai.“

Teacher Was Busy In Teaching, Suddenly Something Fell Down. Bachha: “Mam, Your Duster Fell Down.” Teacher: “Ooopps Sorry, Its My Whisper“

Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha. Teacher: “Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.” Ek Ladki Jisne Pahle Sex Kiya Hua Thha, Ye Sun Kar Boli. Ladki: “Mam, Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak Padta Hai [...]

Teacher Ne Pappu Se Puchha. Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Akbar Kon Thha?” Pappu: “Ji Mam, Akbar Ek Gay Thha” Teacher Ke Ye Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Ki Pappu Kya Bol Raha Hai. Teacher: “Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho” Pappu: “Mam Humne Hamesha Laila–Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival Ka Naam Suna Hai, Par Sirf Akbar-Birbal Hi Kyu?” [...]

Santa Ko Pappu Ke Master Ne Bulaya Aur Gusse Se Bola. Sir: “Aap Apne Bete Ko Tamij Sikhao” Santa: “Kyu Kya Ho Gaya?” Sir: “Admission Form Mein Sex Wale Column Mein Isne Likha – Nahi Karta, Par Kabhi Kabhi Muth Maar Leta Hu” Santa: “Master Ji, Par Ab Main Cofuse Ho Ki Isko Tameez Sikhau [...]

Teacher Ne Sex Education Ki Class Mein Ladkiyo Se Pucha. Teacher: “Kya Kisi Ko Pata Hai Ki Condom Ki Full Form Kya Hai” Chinki Huste Hue: “Mam, C’ontrol O’n N’atural D’rops O’f M’an – Is Called Condom” Bechari Teacher Chinki Ka Muh Dehti Rah Gayi