Teacher Ne Pappu Ko “Girdhar Barse Angan Main” Mein Kavita Likhne Ko Kaha Pappu Ne Likha Masti Bhri Ek Madam Aayi Josh Bhare Is Yauvan Mein, Saanjh Dhale Jab Piya Mile To Khaat Bichhi Fir Angan Mein , Hoth Chusaye, Chuchi Dabayee, Land Ghusa Fir Jaanghan Mein, Wo Sisak Sisak Kar Chillayi Jab “Girdhar Barse [...]

Class Mein Ek Naye Ladke Ne Admission Liya. Madam Ne Bade Pyar Se Us Se Pucha. Madam: “Beta Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?” Bachha: “Ji Mam, Rohan”

Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To Woh Apne Munh Se Dusre Ke Munh Mein 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti Hai Aur Iska Koi Ilaj Nahi Hai.” Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye Aur Darr Gaye, Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata [...]

Teacher Class Mein Bacho Ka Hausla Bhadane Ke Liye Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Agar Irada Sacha Ho To Har Sapna Pura Ho Jata Hai” Pappu: “Madam Ji Ye Baat Juth Hai”

Class Mein Golu Ne Teacher Se Pucha Golu: “Mam Bachhe Kaisi Paida Hota Hai?” Teacher Samjhate Hue: “Asman Se Ek Sunder Si Pari Aati Hai, Aur Maa Ke Takiye Ke Niche Ek Fool Rakh Ke Chali Jati Hai, Aur Agle Din Vo Ek Nanha Sa Bacha Ban Jata Hai”

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?” Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”

Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha Teacher: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ji, Pinki” Teacher: “Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho?” Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur Piche Sarson Ka Tel“

Class Mein New Teacher Aayi, Jiske Blouse Pe Phool Laga Hua Thha. Kuch Der Baad Usne Samne Bethe Pappu Se Pucha. Teacher: “Batao Beta, Phool Kya Peete Hai?”

Grammar Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola. Teacher: “Tota Ne Maina Ko Kiss Kiya, Iska Future Tens Banao?” Pappu: “Ji, Ab Tota Maina Ko Chod Kar Hi Dam Lega“

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Pappu, Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Khush Kab Hote Honge?” Pappu: “Ji Jab Ek Ladki Ka Rape Ho Raha Ho Aur Vo Chilla Rahi Ho, Please Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do“