6th Class Ko Pada Rahi Teacher Bachho Ko Boli: “Shor Mat Machao Nahi To Nikal Kar Bahar Khada Kar Dungi.”

Teacher Class Mein: “Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka, Ab Esa Ek Aur Sentence Banao” Pappu: “Madam Ji, Sania Mirza Ka Bachha Na India Ka Na Pakistan Ka“

Teacher Class Mein Nayi Nayi Aayi Aur Bachho Ko Pucha Teacher: “Chalo Bacho Jaldi Batao, Jo Sun Nahi Sakta Use Kya Kahenge?”

Teacher Class Mein: ” Bachho Koi Batayega Ki New & Old Mariage Mein Kya Farak Hota Hai?”

Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti Hain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon” Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat Hai”

Teacher Pappu Se: “Pappu, Maan Lo Tumhare Pass 4 Toffee Hai” Pappu: “Thik hai Ji, Master Ji”

Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha Teacher: “Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hai”

Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Bache Se Pucha Teacher: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?” Bachha: “Hola”

Chemistry Class Mein Teacher Ne Ek Ladki Se Pucha Teacher: “What Is Nitrate?” Ladki Ne Sharmate Hue Kaha: “Sir, Night Rate Is About 1500 Excluding Hotel Charges“

Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.” Santa: “My Penis In Ur Hand” Teacher Santa Ko Chanta Maarti Hai