Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi Hui Kahi Jaa Rahi Thhi Achanak Se Usne Auto Wale Se Kaha Ladki: “Bhaiya Auto Jara Dheere Chalao Mera Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai” Auto-Wala Kameenepan Se: “Arrey Kya Tumne Bra Nahi Pahni?” Ladki Gusse Se: “Kameene Mere Doodh Ke Dibbe Ka Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai“

Ek Ladki Train Mein Without Ticket Jaa Rahi Thhi T.T Ko Shaq Ho Jata Hai Aur Vo Use Pakad Ke Toilet Mein Le Jaata Hai Aur Vaha Jaake Uski Ache Se Chudayi Karta Hai.

Conductor To Lady – “Bache Ka Ticket Dikhao?” Lady – “Iski Bi Ticket Loge Kya? Ye To Abhi Doodh Peeta Hai.” Conductor – “Doodh To Iska Baap Bhi Peeta Hai To Kya Usko Bhi Free Mein Bitha Loo“

Santa Pahli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karaane Ke Liye Gayaa Santa Ne Reservation Form Me “Ling/Sex” Wale Column Me Likh Diya “8 Inch” Aur Form Submit Kar Diya. Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne Ye Dekha Aur Boli

Ek Banda 3 Babies Ke Saath Train Mein Jaa Raha Tha. Sath Mein Bethi Ek Lady Ne Puchha: “Kya Ye Aapke Bachhe Hai?” Person Replied: “Nahi Ji, Main Ek Condom Factory Chalata Hun Aur Ye Customers Ki Complaints Hai“

Bus Mein Bahut Bhid Thi, Ek Admi Apne Samne Khadi Ladki Ko Chipak Kar Khada Ho Gaya Aur Uske Badan Ko Bar Bar Touch Karne Laga. Ladki Boli: “Ye Aap Thik Nahi Kar Rahe Hai” Admi Bola: “Itni Bhidd Me Isse Achha Nahi Ho Sakta.“

Ek Bus Mein College Ke Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Team Ek Trip Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi, Raste Mein Vo Bore Na Ho To Vo Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye Tyaar Ho Gaye. Girls: “Hum Tumko Harakar Dikhayenge..” Boys: “Hum Haar Gaye, Chalo Ab Dikhao“

Ek Din Ek Amli Bus Vich Saffar Kar Reya Si Te Naale Cigrette Pe Reya Si Naal Bethi Aurat Ne Tang Aake Keya Ki: “Tenu Dikhda Nahi Ki Bus Vich Likya Hoya Hai No Smoking” Amli Ciggerte Sutt Denda Hai Thodi Der Baad Ohi Aurat Apne Bachhe Nu Doodh Pilan Lag Payi Mauka Vekh Ke [...]

Ek Bar Ek Newly Married Couple Honeymoon Ke Liye Train Mein Safar Kar Rahe Thhe Bich Mein Ek Lambhi Andheri Surang Aayi. Kuch Der Baad Jab Train Surang Se Bahar Aayi To Pati Ne Patni Se Kaha: “Agar Mujhko Pehle Pata Hota Ki Surang Itni Lambi Hogi To Main Tujhse Chumma Chaati Kar Leta”

Ek Train Mein Teen College Ki Ladkiya Bethi Thhi, Ek Punjabi Jatt Aaya Aur Bola: “Aapka Naam?” Pehli Boli: Salma Behan Doosri Boli: Sarita Behan Teesri Boli: Meena Behan Fir Ladkiyo Ne Poocha: “Aapka Naam?”