Talash Hai Ek Gumsuda Ki
Views: 16,571 - Posted on 05 Sep 2012
Ek Jaruri Soochna, Talash Hai Ek Gumsuda Lund Ki:
Rang: Sanwala
Kad: 6 Inch
Mundi: Gol
Kohinoor Xtra-Time Condom Pahne Hue.
Agar Apko Mile To Apni Gaand Mein Le Lena.
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एक जरुरी सूचना, तलाश है एक गुमशुदा लंड की:
रंग: सांवला
कद: 6 इंच
मुंडी: गोल
कोहिनूर एक्स्ट्रा-टाइम कॉन्डोम पहने हुए।
अगर आपको मिले तो अपनी गांड में ले लेना।
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Acchhi koshish hai admin tera kho gaya kya agar haan to apni gf mujhe dede ab tujhe gf ki kya jarurat
Admin mere aaj ke coment main duplicate coment kyon dikha raha tha or aaj site ke kholne per time out dikha raha tha kyon
Hehe sochta hu admin ne sabse pehle le kar dekha hoga aur use pasand aya hoga jo hame share kardiya
Yaar uska kho gaya hai tabhi to dhundne ke liye kah raha hai
Admin agar tera lund ladkiyon ko mila to wo tujhe wapis dengi nahi or hum ladko ke pass apna-2 hai to hum dhundenge nahi haan anuj jaroor dhund sakta hai kyonki usne to apna lund kaat diya tha
:o joke me Baba ki baat ho rhi hai :)
baba aap Gumsuda ho gye aur mujhe pata bhi nhi hai ;)
!!good evening my two good friends @aby nd Dear Deepak!!
aaj k dono jokes.. maha bakwaas…. :( :(
Absultly right i m wid u
Ge frnds hows u
gud eve navya how r u?
subah jo admin ne apna kat liya tha usee dhundhne ki baat kar raha h……..
lagta hai tabhi admin ki girlfriend admin ko chhodkar chali gyi thi…aise joke sunane ki wajah se hmm :?:
Mohabat rooh mein utara huwa mosuam hai
jana
ta’aluq khtm karne se mohabat kam nahi
hoti . . .
Kya baat hai . Bahut khoob
aaj aby gayab deepak dear ka pata nhi…???????
aur ek k baare mein puccho mat :evil:
Hello Dear,
sweetdreams Deepak 2 you!! before your sweet sweet shayaris!! :)
“usse krte hum itni bepanaah mohabbat ..ki
“usse krte hum itni bepanaah mohabbat ..ki
“usse krte hum itni bepanaah mohabbat ..ki
“usse krte hum itni bepanaah mohabbat ..ki
“usse krte hum itni bepanaah mohabbat ..ki
“usse krte hum itni bepanaah mohabbat ..ki
“usse krte hum itni bepanaah mohabbat ..ki
“usse krte hum itni bepanaah mohabbat ..ki
“usse krte hum itni bepanaah mohabbat ..ki
duniya ki chhodo ..khuda se bhi ladne ki takat rakhtein hain hum..agr khuda ne bhi usse mujhe milne se roka..to khuda ka bhi khuda ban jaenge hum!!
:cool:
Goodnight friends
” ek behad dirty joke meri taraf se muh naak aur bheja ban kr padhiyega ”
miya:hi sweetheart aaj bahut jaldi so gyi..koi problem to nhi?
biwi:mat puchiye ji..subah se loose motion hai..kal jada pakode kha gyi thi mein
miya:are yeh sab to chalta rehta hai..dawai to le liya hai naa tumne
biwi:haan ji..aadha ghanta beet gya jee thoda sa aaram hai bus…aap jake kucch kha lijiye
miya:tum bhi thoda sa khucch laa lo..khali pet nhi soya jaata
biwi:accha ji aap itne pyaar se bol rahein to kha leti hoon
miya:aaj kucch mood accha nhi lag raha
biwi:kya ji kya hua
miya:nhi boss se thodi un bunn ho gyi thi
biwi:woh to hota rehta hai ji..chaliye aap bhi soo jaaie
miya:itni jaldi…jaaneman tumhe baanho mein liye bina mein kaise so jaaun
biwi:chhodo ji bimari mein bhi aap..nhi maante..kbhi nhi sudhroge
miya:sunti ho aaj condom lana bhul gya hoon
biwi:tab aaj nhi kal
miya:jaaneman..kal ki kal dekhi jaegi..aaj tumhari thodi si G maarunga
biwi:kya khte ho ji main nhi marwaungi
miya:kaise nhi warwaegi
biwi:ji jabardasti mat kraiye kbhi baat nhi karungi
miya:baat baad mein krna pehle teri G to maar loon
biwi:(mann mein sochte hue)..aaj iss haramjaade ka peela kr k hi rahungi
miya:yeh dala
biwi:yeh nikala
miya:bhen ki lodo yeh kya kr diya tune
biwi:bhen k lode isi k liye to tu G marwane ki zidd kr raha tha
:lol:
bekar:|
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous
cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae
Nadaan he kitni Woh,
Kuch Samjhti hi Nahi_..
Seene Se Lipat k Puchti he,
Ye Niche Se kya Chubh Raha he….?
Arz kiya hai..
Zindagi kya hai 1 ARMAAN bhosdi ka,
Ladkiyon k pichhe pada INSAAN bhosdi ka,
Plastic ka L**D aur Elastic ki C***T,
Kya kya bana raha hai JAPAN bhosdi ka.
“hume good morning naa khiye”
“good evening khne ki aadat hai hume”
“good night jarur khiye..kyunki uski baat hi kucch aur hai”
hey kanjooso goodnight kh do nhi to kal 100rs ka chuna lag jaega :P
good night bhai so jao
“my love is just like non stick cookware..”
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:)
Dear admin i am not receiving non veg jokes on my mob. Pls continue the service or suggest any other idea to get jokes
Virus Bhai…. abhi ye service shuru nahi ho payegi :’(
gud morning