Talent Of A Blind Man
A Blind Man Went To A Restaurant In A Small Town
Owner Greet Him And Asked: “Menu Sir?”
Blind Man: “I’m Blind, Just Bring Me One Of Your Dirty Forks, I Will Smell It & Order.”
The Confused Owner Got A Fork.
The Blind Man Smelt The Fork With A Deep Breath And Said: “Yes, I Will Have The Lamb With Seasoned Potatoes And Spring Vegetables.”
“Unbelievable, What A Talent” Thought The Owner.
The Blind Man Ate And Left.
Two Weeks Later The Blind Man Returned To The Same Restaurant.
The Owner, Wanted To See How Good His Smell Is, Quickly Went To The Kitchen Where His Wife, Lily Was Cooking.
He Said: “Do Me A Favor, Rub This Fork Over Your Privates“, Which She Does !!
He Then Goes To The Blind Man And Gives Him The Fork.
The Blind Man Takes It, Puts It To His Nose And Says,
Blind Man: “Oh Interesting , I Never Knew Lily Works In Here“
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Usne thukra kar mujhe kaha muskurao.
To maine hans diya Aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine jo khoya wo mera kabhi tha hi nahi,
Par usne jo khoya wo sirf ussi ka tha.
Grt shayri Ravi bro.,maza a gaya…
frnds kahan ho sab log?
Mira baai aur kabir daas ji ke Dohe,
Kabir- aye mira tu le le 100 ki note aur khol de apni peticot mujhe kuch karna hai.
Mira- aye kabira baklund tera gadhe ka jaisa lund mujhe kya marna hai.
Kabir- aye mira tera nadi ke jaisa chut usme bhara hai sara moot mujhe kya sadna hai.
:-p
This shayari Dedicated to girls.
TUM DOOR SAHI MAJBOOR SAHI PAR YAAD TUMHARI AATI HAI,
JAB TUM LETE HO NAAM MERA AAWAZ YAHAN TAK AATI HAI.
Ravi tum acchhe shayar ho
Good
Hmmmm :D
Behno aur un k bhaiyo aur mere dosto kaise ho aap sabhi??
Deepak ji achaa sochte ho ap :) .
Dhiraj my sweet bhai kaha ho ap?
Aby kahe ya aman???
Lalitmangal mujh par is tarah ka joke very bad huh.
Deleted ji car k liye congrats :) .
Ab dinner time ho gaya. Sabhi friends ko good night bye.
Zindgi hmari yu hi sitam ho gyi,
Khushi na jane kaha dafan ho gyi.
Bahut likhi khuda ne logo ki mohabbte,
Jab hamari bari aayi to syahi hi khatam ho gyi…!!!
Thnx Rashii ji….
Acche ka toh pata nh… but… haa… kuch jyada sochta hu….
Or mere hr comnt k baad… ye 3 dot isi ki nishani h…ki hr baat adhuri rah jati h….
hmmm itna mt socha kijiye
hmmm…sahi kaha ap ne….but..kuch chizon ko itna jaldi badalna mushkil hota h…i will try…nd…ap sunaiye..kya chal raha h aj kl…lyf kaisi jaa rahi h..?
Hoon to khafa us se par na jane kyu..??
na chah kar bhi use chahna “ACHA LAGTA HAI”..!
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Haqikat se hu door ye mujhko hai pata par Jaan ke anjaan rahna “ACHA LAGTA HAI”..!
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Kayal nhi mai rone ka fir bhi kbhi kbhi Tanhaai me kuch der rona “ACHA LAGTA HAI”..!
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Wo mera tha…
Wo mera hai…
Wo mera rahega…
Kuch pal is khwab me khona “ACHA LAGTA HAI”..!
Define contraceptive pill?
It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy … X_X =)) !!
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What is d similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument … X_X =)) !!
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Apne humsafar ko apne jaisa hone ki ummeed mat kijiye
Qki ap kisi ka seedha hath,apne seedhe hath me pakadkar uske sath nhi chal sakte.
realy very nice lines deepak
Hi friends
Hi priti kabhi hamse bhi baat kar liya karo
kash mera surname bhi saxena hota hehehehe
Zinda hona hi jindgi nahi hoti jindgi ka matlab unse pucho jo marker dusron ko jindgi de gaye
Takdeer hamara faisla karti to hum gumnam na hote hamne apni takdeer apne hathon se banayi hai
Wo hamari maut ki dua karte rahe unhe kya pata hum unke inkar per hi mar gaye ab to sirf is lash ko jalana baki hai
Thanks deepak and lalit ji.
Apne khwabo me khone ke baad,
Mere aankhon ke band hone ke baad,
Socha aakhri baar apne dosto ko salaam keh du,
Shayad kal subah na ho aaj sone ke baad.
Gd n8 frnds and take care
admin bro i veryyyyy misssss u.
Note-yeh sher sabhi pyar main tute hue dilon ke liye hai vaidhanik chetavani- kripya is sher ko joke ki tarah padein or samjhein varna ye aapke dil ko or dukhi kar sakta hai idhar ladki udhar ladki arj hai idhar ladki udhar ladki aage ladki peeche ladki daayien ladki baayien ladki kya kahun kaise kahun in ladkiyon ne jeena haraam kar rakha hai
ye SHER tha ????
chooha v nahi tha ye to :(
Good night friends
Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN ;)
Priya ji Saktiman ne us ladke ko bacha liya.
Puchho mujhe kaise maloom?
Kyunki wo ladka main hi tha.
Hahahaha…
Peepal k darakht k neeche 3 aadmi thay
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1. gunga
2 .behra
3. andha
Oopar se aam(mango) gira to sab se pehle kaun
uthaye ga?
Priya ji pehle pipal ki jagah Aam (Mango) ka ped lagao.
NICE QUES. PRIYA JI
GOOD N. AND T C
hmmmmm….!!
Wese ye Darakht tha kn se sahar me…!!!
Jaha pipal k ped pr Aam lagte h.. :P
Raato ko uth uth kar hum jinke liye rote hain,
Wo apne ghar me aaram se sote hain.
Good night frnds achchha to hum bhi sone chalte hain?
Goodmorning friends
gud mrng frnds…
Aby bro, Aj Ajmer ja raha hu…business k kaam se… Shayad Ajeer shareef Drgaah b jaunga…batao ap k liye kya dua mangu…other frnds b jarur batayen…
mere liye health and peace
thanks Rashi ji
car ka number lene aap k city dehradun aa raha hun…..kal niklunga……
@Rashii di,…no thanx for remembering me..but more than thanx to u!!!
@Deepak,…have a nice journey…aur jo tumhe lagta hai woh mere liye maang lena!!
@aby,..thanx for remembering me!!..
@prince,..hows ya!!..kaise ho!!
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@sanjay41 and rohit……jo bhi meine likha tha woh mere hisaab se sahi tha….isliye kisi ko abuse krne se pehle kisi ko samajho tab kucch kaho….nd this my final comments to u!!
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……………………………….GOOD MORNING*……………………………………….
THOSE guy who abused me back on maybe 6th of sept…… remember one thing…. understand someone before u say something..not just listen or read somebody cmnts!!!
Hello
superb joke dear!!!!!!
wah kya ultimate joke h hehehehe
blind man to bahut tharki lagta h
lakin kya lund ki smell sungh kar vo us admi ka naam bhi pehchan leta
yadi ha to hehehehehehehe