Tauji Expired Due To Night Fall
Views: 13,413 - Posted on 24 Jun 2012
Due To The Slippery Surface, An Old Jaat Fell From Stairs At Night And Died.
His Nephew Sends Telegram To The Family
“Tauji Expired Due To Night Fall“
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gudmrng smj nai hme to joke
have a nice day al frnd
gd mrng NAVYA JI
U hv a nice day u and your faimly
and dear all frnd gd mrng
hw r u allg…???
Hiiii gd mrng navya
hi Anji apka bf mila ya nhi.
Samajh nahi aaya
so simple man..so esy joke tumhare palle nhi pada!!
Gm everybody
!!good morning friends on sun@ay!!
*unkwown*(my dream world)
Deepak,jay,prince,heartbee,samir,shabby work,rakesh pvt ltd urf deleted,om manglam urf lalit mangla,anuj,wanted urf deep,don urf uske aansoo.. him..anshu,piyu piyu ssh!! piyush maurya,swarglok narklog aur ihlok k alok gupt(A),n awl Gulse!!
agar kisi ka naam chhut gya ho to..i m sorry uski jimmedari aapki thi meri nhi..apne naam tak ka khyal nhi rakh sakte!!
:)
GOOD MORNING DEAR…
“Duriyo me na dhundo muje,
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Mai nazdikiyo me hu.
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zuban k hr lafz se dur…mai khamoshiyo me hu.
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Apko de jo lmbi umr ki dua,
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mai un duao ki srgoshiyo me hu…”
nice lines Deepak..like u!!
tumhari shayariyon ki khushbu se yeh din aur raat mehak jaae…jisse din k kaliya khil jae..phool bankar raat k sitare jagmaga jae..roshni ban kr…u r great n u r all time amazing!!..<3*
joke samajh mein nhi aaya…
hi VARSHA how r u darling. Simple jok yaar . Tau raat me fisal kr gir gya aur mr gya. Uske bhatije ne msg kia tau nitefaal se mr gya. Navya aap v samaz lo.
hii alok ji..m f9 & hw r u??
gud mrng all
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@Sweetheart (Hmaar Gulaab Jaamun),
Tuhaar Chaal Morni k Jaisan
Tuhaar Aawaz Koyal ke Jaisan
Tuhaar Dimaag Lomdi ke Jaisan
Tuhaar Ghussa Sherni ke Jaisan
Tuhaar Aakhiya ke kaa kahi ?
U t h Hirani k Jaisan ;)
Kitna Achha rahat Agar 2-3 Qualities Mehraroon Wali Rahat :P :D
oh god jayji i thik na hau kekro itna niman bol k last me unka k wat lga dela
hehehe……… Navya ji,
Ago hayi humar Gulaab Jaamun ……. Je hamra ke dekha k khali laar tapkwa deni…… Kabbhoo Okar swaad na chakhawani ;)
@jay, yeh jo tumne mere baare mein likha hai..usse kanhi jaada mujhmein hai..but usse main khud tak limit krta hoon..public krunga to ladko ki bheed lag jaegi..hahahah!!…jo maza Dhiraj bankar hai woh aurat,ladki ya Mehraroo ban kr nhi!! samjhe!!..bholu bacche!!
itna bhojpuri so sweet!!
aur haan paan khana chhod do mujhe pata hai u.p wale bahut paan khate hain..isliye jab bhi tumhari jeeb bahar nikalti hai..laal dikhti rahti hai..jao muh dhokar aao..aur jada disturb naa kro bholu bacche!!
:)
Dhiraj sh…..
Paan, Bidi, Surati, Tambbakhu na Saraab.
Hmka t nasha hi Mohbaat ka Janab :P
Hum Paan Naa Khayi Laa. Bash Kabhoo – Kabhoo jab jyada mood ban jala ta 4-6 go ekatthe lagwa ke khha leyila aur phir apne Gulaab jamun ke jaake khub meeth meeth dher s chmma de deyilaa :)
mayawati lalu k ghar elphant pe riding krke gyi. waha pahuchne k bad lalu ne bola”ka ho bhais(beflow) k sat aayi ho. mayawati- dikhta nai h kya elephant k sat aye h. lalu-sasuri mayawati hm tumse nai elephant se hi puch re h bhains k sath ayi ho kya.
Hey..Navya ji…
ap Nilesh bro. Ki gf ka majak mt udao….n…km se km bhains to mt bolo…
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Chaho to elephant bol do..no prblm…
Navya ye bachchon wala jok hai. Kuchh nonveg post karo yaar. Nd kaisi ho
Alok ji, Navya ne to kuch nahi sunaya …….. Mai he aapko kuch nvg suna deta hun…..
Arz kiya hai….. ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal…
ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal…..
aur sunao kaise ho, LA~DE KE BAAL :P
Nilesh N Anuj kl ki story ka rply nhi dia aapne. Nd kaise ho
hmm mast tha
Sunday means funday
Ek party k liye
Girls kya karti hai
Do Make up
Wear Best dress
New sandle nd al the best
Fir b bolti hai k
Jaldi jaldi mai aise hi chali aai hu
Boys kya karte hai?
1boy = bhai to party k liye naha k jayega kya?
2nd boy = oye nahane wale . .chal nikal le . .tere sasur ki shaadi mai thoda na jaana hai . .
aap kese jaati ho.
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Unki Gali Se Guzra toUnka Chaubara nazar Aaya
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Wa Wa
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Uska Baap Bahar Aa Ke Bola-
‘Ga*nd Faad Dunga Bh**di ke Jo Dobara nazar Aaya…
hehehehe…….. Friends……..
What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ? ???????????
Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta Shouts: What? is this ?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha thha ? serve hot without dressing :O
Santa : Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White he kyu?
Santa: Padosan ka Husband guzar gaya hai, Afsos karne jaana hai.
Lady 2 Sardar: wats d time?
Sardar: Bra Panties…
Lady slapped him & Said wat nonsense!! asked u the time.
Sardar: Oh jee, wohitou bata raha hun,
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gud joke deepak and jay…..
nilesh ji gud mrng….
gd evng del ji.
Hw r u ??
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nice one!!!
gd evng frndz..
Hw r u all..???
Alok ji m f9 and you..???
And
gd n9t frndz**
itni jldi…..
kl raat siya nhi kya bhai….????
itni jldi…..
kl raat soya nhi kya bhai….????
There is no difference between complete & finish, but wen u luv a right person,u r COMPLETE & wen u luv a wrong person,u r FINISHED.
nice line varsha!!
izz dere anybody in this world…jo kh sake he/she complete???or he ve somthing else to say?? anywez i hve!!
:) “True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future, not to amuse ourselves with either hopes or fears but to rest satisfied with what we have, which is sufficient, for he that is so wants nothing. The gratest blessings of mankind are within us and within our reach. A wise man is content with his lot, whatever it may be, without wishing for what he has not.” :P
:) We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies. :)
:o good evening :)
ebadate-khuda ki tarah jise puja mene, ye meri badkismati h
ki main us ek sakas ki chahat tak ke kabil bhi nahi
Uss ne maanga bhi tou hum se,
Judaai maangi Aur hum thay ,
humein Inkaar na karna aaya
Ye sher bhi tune aise likha thha
uss ne mangi bhi to humse GH mangi, aur hum the ki sawad sawad ke chakkar main inkaar hi na kar sake :p
vo ek lamha-e-zindagi fir se jeena chahata hun main
jab etefakan-e-mulaqat ka vo hashin roz tha….
Us k chor jane se kuch b to nhi badla ‘
Bs
phle jahan dil hota tha ‘AB whan DARD rahta h….
Nunnited pahle to ye sher tune aise likha thha
Tere chor jane se bas itna hi farak pada hai Admin, bas phle jahan G hua karti thi AB whan DARD nahi hota
hehehehe :p
Kyun sharminda karte ho haal hamara poochh kar…..
Haal hamara wohi hai jo tum ne bana rakha h…..