Taxidriver Aur Kiraya Lene Ka Ultimate Tarika
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Ek Taxi Driver Ne Teen Logo Ko Taxi Mein Bithaya Jisme 1 Ladka, 1 Ladki Aur 1 Hizda Tha.
Pahle Ladki Utari, Kiraya Dete Samay Driver Ne Ladki Ko 2 Rupaye Vapis Kar Diye
Ladki: “Mujhse 2 Rupaye Kam Kyun Liye?”Driver: “Teri Gori Pyari Chut (Vagina), Uspe 2 Rupaye Ki Choot (Discount).”
Driver Ne Ladke Se 2 Rupaye Jyada Liye.
Ladka: “Oye, Mujhse 2 Rupaye Jyada Kyon Le Raha Hai?”
Driver: “Tera Kala Mota Lund, Uspar 2 Rupaye Ka Dand (Fine).”
Ab Hizda Ye Sab Sunkar Bina Paisi Diye Hi Bhagne Laga.
Driver: “Ruk Bhonshdi Ke Kiraya To Deta Ja.”
Hizda: “Na Mere Pas Chut Hai Na Hai Lund, Isliye Main Hun Free Fund.“
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hye Dhir@j kya hua dear mujhe bhi ni btaoge kya……..lgta h jay ne tumhe kiss ni ki hehehe…isliye nraj ho kr ja rhe ho….vo de dega chinta mt kro……dear
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abe hehehe satish bhai yaha sardi ka itna bura hal hai ki… peshab pet mein hi jam jata hai
aur jab peshab karna hota hai to uper se chay sath mein peeni padti hai… jaisi hi chaye peena choda peshab jam jata hai
achcha joke hai…laikin ek baat samajh nahi aati har jagah sab ladko ki marne par tule rahte hai…iss taxi wale ko hi dekh lo sabko discount diya laikin ladke ko nahi…
Hi Sheela ji kaise ho yaar???aapka koi cmt nahi aaya,
kal news dekh raha tha bada dukh hua ki Dehradun mai masuri road par ek bas khai me gir gai…
Hellooooo frns…..kaise ho sab ???
helloooo…frns….kaise ho sab log??????
oye arush bhai ab tujhe kon sa bubblegum lag gya shayari chalu ho gayi. mai 1 din kya nahi aaya w2h par tu to chalu ho gaya , itna prem mujhse hehehehe______________________
preet ji apne bilkul thik kaha but mera naam bachpan se hi shallu hai , preet preet preet preet preet preet preet pyara naam hai isliye bar bar bolne ka mann kiya _____________________________
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@ok Shallu ji…. ur name is vry nice…..
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@Dhir@jjj….. tumne bhoot kha dekha…. mujhe lgta h mirror me dekha hoga…….hehehehe
NAUGHTY…darling tum apne kapil ko chod ke US chali gayi…very bad..pata hai kitna miss kiya mene tume…
@DHIRAJ darling kya baat hai bahut serious nazar aa rhi ho….
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Helo frned sry today was busy bcoz meri frnd ka birthday tha..
@panchi ji thanx apne mujhe apna frnd mana nd sry let reply k liye.
@anjili ji plz ap sry mt kho koi bat ni ki apne mujhe male smjha but ab to ap meri frnd h na? Or yha pe sb msti krne ate h to mai b jra flart kr rhi thi isliye apko gltfahmi hui
@ratan ji mai to ap se bat krti hu but ap hi kbi mera nam apne msg mai ni likhte the baki sbka likte ho. Or btaye kuch apne bare mai.
@kapil the cute boy hmari phli date kb hui jo dusri hogi wese apko mere sath date pe jana ho to btaye? He he he
@lofar ji apne kon sa comment mere liye bheja tha jgo admin ne publis ni kiya fir se kr dena plz hey admin is bar jrur pubis kr dena.
@dabang ji kha ho dikhayi ni de rhe ho kya bat h munni aagyi to ap seela ko bhul gye kya? Kho to mai b fir tis mar kha (saxi uncle) k pas chale hi jau if ap mujhe bhul gye ho to.He he he he
@saxi uncle mujhe pta h mera nam yad ate hi apka hath niche ku jata h kuki mere pappi(lofar) ne apke niche kat liya tha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
@admin ji hi kese ho dear nd thanx apki duao k liye or plz meri bato ka bura mt mana kro qki mai to bs mjak krti hu ya u kho apse flart krti hu mai apko apni sadi mai jrur bulaungi. aoge na?
My all frnds kese ho sub? Jok achha tha thanx admin itna hsane k liye.
Jarur Sheela ji jarur aayenge aapki shadi mein.. par hehehe thumke lagake dikhane padenge
Hi dhiraj ji kya hua hai apko udaas q ho , cmt q nhi kerogae? Kya mujhse koi galti hui hai. Sry dhiraj ji aj pura din busy thi isliye cmt nhi ker payi, per apko main hamesha yaad kerti hu bcz is site per mujhe ap jaisa bhai mila thanx dhiraj ji, kbhi apni di se naraj mat hona
hi arush ji aj kal kafi shyari likh rahe ho thnx, thnx arush ji ap na hotey to mera haal chaal koun puchta hehehe
Mausam ji main ab tik hu n mera sirf 1jan ko he exam tha , ap kaise ho, maine suna hai hehe ajkal rup badalker taxi me baith rahe ho hehehe
shallu ji pls mujhe thnx mat bola kero
@rashii di thanks, abhi aap se kya kanhu do ghante pehle mera mood bahut-2 kharab tha..abhi sirf kharab hai..mein q aapse naaraj houn_______________________
@anjali, waise meine real mein bhoot dekha hai..bahut darawna tha_______________________
@kappy…tum hindi bolna kab sikhoge…gramatical mistakes hain.______________________
@jay..kya rashii di ko hi tandi lagti hai?? mujhe nahi..but tum bhi apna khayal rakhna..abhi hi! and hasne ka mann nahi kar raha..bye shallu,bye jai..cmnt karunga wait nahi karwaoonga.
@Dhiraj, Admin bhai & All friends… Door gaon mein
ek basti thhi, Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thhi, Unki ga#d mein
itni masti thhi, Jitna dalo utna hasti thhi., But why r u
smiling?
Jay bhai, aage ki line es tarah hai ……….. per aap q etna haste ho…,…. kya usi gaon me baste hooo…. hahaha..
Aur aage ki line jay bhai :
Wahan rana basna chahata hai.
Gaand padwa ke hasna chahata hai….
Bula le tu ise apne chaon mein.
Khub chodna gaon mein :P
he…..he……he…..
hey! mujhe dhiraj>dear>sweetdil>cutie etc etc bolo..bhai mat bolo yanha sirf mein rashii di ka bhai hoon aur kisi ka nahi..ok…ab mein normal hone wala hoon..kal se hasna shuru kar doonga..tc allbodies.
@****, he he he pehli bar dekh raha hu shadi se pehle he surname change wow great…
Note – is comt me aap sab kya dhund rahe hai..jaruri hai har kutta ka naam tomy hoga,har ladki ungalimar daku hogi,har comt ka meaning hoga, Plz next comt padhiye
"Ek Khushi ke liye har khushi se door hue hum,kuchh keh bhi na sake itne mazboor hue hum,na aayi unhe nibhane wafa,aur bewafa ke naam se mashhoor hue hum…"
@Raj bhi wah wah kya jabardast shayri hai…..bewfa ke naam se mashoor hue ham……..
@hey, jay kitthe ho???yeh bande sochte hain ki punjabi inhi
logo nu aandi hai…aur yanha jada punjabi wich baat chali te hume
bhi inse acchi punjabi aa jaegi…tussi bhi seekh lo inlogo naal
punjabi???tc.
wah wah kya baat hai
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@Dhiraj aur Bhootani dono jungle Me bhatk gai. Dono ne 4 din se kuch bhi nahi khaya.
Bhootani ne kaha Dhiraj mera rape kar do.
Dhiraj – why?
Bhootani – saala kuch to ander jaega…
hehehehehehe
Ab koi baat nai dhiraj jungle se vaapas aa gaya hai aur bahut khush v hai…..
Aur phir usne tera(jay) udhar wala loda uske ander pel diya. he…he….he…
Tera loda nast ho gaya isiliye dhiraj ab bahut khus hai , uska loda bach gaya aur tu lodu ban gaya :P he…he…he…
@anjali, nahi yaar jay mera accha dost hai..mein usse kyon naraj ho oon..mujhe uska kiss nahi chahiye..woh mujhe itna pucchta hai kya woh kam nahi hai…jay to amazing hai..woh awesome hai..superb hai…usse naraj hoker main paap kyon karu…baki aur bhi acche dost hain…btw aaj mere sapne mein jtyjn(movie)ka jai aaya tha ..yeh 4th time tha but usne mujhe pehli baar frnch kiss kiya aur mera ban gaya..uss sapne mujhe swarg sa ahsaas karaya…thanx to god again mera mood sahi karne k liye..:).
Dhir@j ap dono ki dosti aise hi bni rhe…….. yarr 4bje
dost k ghr hmmmmmmmmm…… kya krne gye the…. vse dost boy tha
ya grl thi……hehehehe