Teacher Se Pyaar, Bacche Ka

Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti Hain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon

Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat Hai

Bacha: “Miss, Main Try Karunga Ke Bachay Na Hon, Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Karenge.

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 12 Nov 2010  107 Comments  20,667

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Bacha: Miss Main Aapse Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon. Miss Gusse Se: Muje Bacho Se Sakht Nfrat Hai. Bacha: Miss, Mai Try Karuga K Bachay Na Hon

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  107 Comments

  1. kapil dev the cute boy says:

    GIRLS ki demand pe me ek game girls k liye shuru karne ja raha hu

    KAUN BANEGA PENISH KING

    or apko chunna hai

    1.VICKYSS

    2.PIYUSH

    3.ACKY

    4.KUNNU

    5.RASHID

    6.PUNEET

    7.DHEERAJ

    8.DARIYADIL

    9.SHIKHAN

    10.KAPIL DEV

    1. Admin (Sameer) says:

      Kapil bachha mera naam nahi hai is baar game mein. It means ki mera bahut bada hai na jo tum usko categorized bhi nahi lar paa rahe

      1. PLD says:

        Mai bhi khelu kya jiska sabse bada hoga use tum chut dogi kya mai pahle bhi Prachand Land Dhari ki upadhi jeet chuka hun.

  2. kapil dev the cute boy says:

    manisha,choco,shabnam,priya,divya,priyanka,shabnam,pia,yukti,tina,rajni,etc apne apne vote dalo

  3. ROCKY says:

    divya,neha YHA KI KISI BHI GIRL etc ko use kren bolne ki jarurat
    she is very aware about her health.

    JAN HIT ME JARI….

  4. kapil dev the cute b says:

    dosto'KAUN BANEGI BOOBS QUEEN' KA RESULT aa chuka hai or BOOBS QUEEN ka khitab mila hai

    SHABNAM

    ko isliye dosto apne badhai sandesh bejo SHABNAM ko

  5. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    Hiiii my all frndzzzz……,,,
    these dayz i'm vry buzy………coz soon our pre-board exm gonna take place……so guyz n galz i'm anable to kum onl99 4 many dayz…..beech-beech me i'll try 2 kum onl99 on dis site….but still nt regular like previous dayz…..wil miss u all my darling frndz like.,,
    PUNIT.,,ACKY.,,PIYUSH.,,MINISHA.,,ROSY.,,SANAYA.,,KAPIL.,,ADMIN.,,NIKITA….n all my frndzz jinse bhi maine chat kiya ho……!!!!!
    tke-kre……………………miss u…….!!!!wish me luck 4 da exmz………byeee……….!!!!!!!

  6. DAKSH says:

    Ye bacha mai hu aur teacher naughty hotty/divya hai…

    hello priya madam kaha chli gyi ap, u hme bed pe akela chhod k…

    1. Admin (Sameer) says:

      Daksh hehe baad mein news mein aya thha ki is bache ko school se kidnap karke iski achhi tarha se gaand mari hehehe ye sach hai na bhai. Bada afsos hua tere sath

  7. shabnam says:

    Ye aaj kal ke bachchon ko kya ho gaya hai, kitni gandi-2 batein karne lage hain. Sameer bhai aap aise bachchon ki class nahi lete ho kya.

  8. shweta says:

    I think the child's parents have not told him about good manners, that's why he wants to marry his teacher and want to have sex with her. I am sure that this child is lunatic. Plz teach good manners 2 ur children.

  9. DHIRAJ says:

    @Kapil, i m DHIRAJ…so thanx kisi DHEERAJ ko dalne k liye…dheka meri kismat mujhe ladkio k samne badnaam nahi karna chahti thi isliye naam DHEERAJ pad gaya.

  10. Madhab says:

    Is site par jitne bhi boys&girls hai sabhi se hamara binamra nibedan hai ki is site ki hamari sari galti ko apna bhai samajh kar maf karde aaj ke bad hamara koe comments nahi aayega.Thanks

  11. kapil dev the cute b says:

    ADMIN sorry yaar mene samja ki kahi aap bura na maan jao.wese jab mene aap se chat pe aap se ye game dalne k liye pucha tha to usi samay muje bata dete ki me b game khelna chahta hu

  12. kapil dev the cute b says:

    CHOCO dear ALL THE BEST.WE WILL MISS U VERY MUCH..bhale hi tum busy hone k karan comment na kar pao par kabi kabi time nikal k pad liya karna…lekin pahle padhai par dhyan do…..with best wishes…..ur kapil

    1. naughty hotty says:

      m gud dude…abhi dinner par ja rahi hun frnds k saath n u knw wat aaj hum poori raat bahar rehne wale hain

    1. minisha says:

      kapil kise vote karu??
      koi kuch likhe to
      is site k bahar mai personally kisi ko nhi janti
      koi kuch likhe to pata chale waise b mai yaha newcomer hu kisne kya gul khilaye hai muje kya pata
      vote to yaha writing and presense of mind quick active reply par diye jayenge . kyuki this is virtual world. jo jaisa comment karega . usko number waise hi milenge .lekin comment solid ho hawa mai na ho
      ha ha ha
      mai to aise hi vote karugi bakiyo ka pata nhi

      1. Admin says:

        Minisha ji u r right dear hehe vote to ese ui dene chahiye. Par quick mind ki jagha kuch aur quick response wala hona chahiye tab maja aayega

      2. minisha says:

        admin g bilkul sahi kaha quick to kuch aur hi hona chahie.

        but ye sirf ek site hai yaha to sirf writing hi chalegi

        real practical sab apne ghar mai dikhaye.

        vote do vote do manpasand lode ko vote do…

        ha ha ha

        waise abhi tak prachar shuru nahi huye hai

        sab ladke dheele hai

  13. Pratap Singh says:

    abe KAPIL me bhi hu or me apne liye chunta hu SHABNAM ko mujhe kya shadishuda ladkiya………oh sorry orten pasand hai or SHABNAM to pahle se hi orat hai…..hahaha

  14. Punit mumbai says:

    Mai ish site ki sabhi sexy aur sweet girls se apeal karta hu ki aap apna vote handsome,smart & sexy PUNIT ko de. So hurry up gals plz vote me. My code is six(6).

    1. minisha says:

      code to bata diya "6" number ab kuch tadkta hua bhadkta hua explain b karo punit

      apko kyu vote kiya jaye

      apni khasiyat batao

  15. Punit mumbai says:

    Minisha, priyanka, rajni, tina, sweety, divya, pia tum sab kaha ho abhi tak tumhara commnt nahi aaya.

      1. minisha says:

        ashique,

        ye mere naam k aage adjective kyu lagaya hai . mai bas saaf aur shudh bolti hu .

        isme ghamandi wali kya baat hai

      2. Ashique says:

        Minisha meri nazar me sabhi landkiya ghamandi hai.
        Aur agr tume taintion hai k wo peniswale contest me kise vote karna hai,to 1free advise hai.
        Punit ko vote dena kamse kam wo bechara khush to ho jayega,kya hai usne 1zabardust jhatka khaya hai,wobhi ladkise
        Samajdar ko ishara kafi hai.
        Aur mai ghoda nahi hu insan hu.
        Kya ab banogi meri shikshika.

      3. minisha says:

        ye punit ke liye prachar kyu ho rha hai???

        ha ha ha

        waise yaha kehna chahugi

        girls k liye rai badal do . girls ghamndi nhi hoti .

        jab wo kisi se saccha pyar karti hai real mai nibhati hai.

        waise mere baare mai ye likh sakti hu ki mai kisi ko hurt nahi karna chahti lekin sabhi boys ye b sun le ki mai halwa nhi hu.

  16. Dariyadil says:

    Admin bhai joke mast ha. Par bachh bada hoga kyo ki small size ka cundom ata hi nahi ha. Or sameer jo mene site apse puchi wo hindi xxx download karne k liye puchi ki hindi me free download kis sate se kar sakte ha. Or sameer ak site or bata dijieyega apki badi mehrbani hogi ki mobile par kis site se hum movies or 3gp xxx full lenth video kis site se download hoge. Me apke coment ka wait kar raha hu. Plz…help me

  17. PLD says:

    Minisha, Shwati, Divya etc. jo bhi chudna chaho mujhse contact karo.

    Ek naye ehsaas ke liye.

    Ghode ka land auc Chite ke furti hai mere mai.

  18. Punit mumbai says:

    Minisha dear i have good capisity for sex. Mene mera code 6 ishke liye likha ki kapil ne muje 6 no. K serial par rakha tha. Mera l**d ka size real me 8 inch hai. Colour gora hai. 3 inch mota hai. Agar jo ladki mera 1 bar le-le. Woh life me dusre ladke k bare mai sochegi b nahi it's my challenge. Minisha mai itna sexily expln kar sakta hu ki tum padhogi toh tumhari automatic gili ho jayegi aur sure muje vote b karogi. Lekin mene ish site par kisi ko promise kiya ki hai ki mai sexy commnt nahi dunga.

    1. minisha says:

      wah wah kya likha hai jiyo puneet beta.
      maine b to yahi kaha tumara number 6 hai . itna kyu senti ho rhe ho??
      muje aur explain karo na

  19. shabnam says:

    Thanks buddy, 'Boobs Queen' ka khitab dene ke liye. Is samman ke liye meri taraf se sabhi ko thanks aur han maine hotle TAJ me party rakhi hai aap logon ke liye, aap sabhi zaroor aaiyega. Sameer bhai tum bhi.

      1. minisha says:

        oye mai participate karti to first hi aati. chal ab rehne de jisko jo upadhi mili hai wahi theek hai. waise shabnam dont mind dear just replying raj.

  20. Vickyssss says:

    thnx kapil apne mera name list me shamil kiya….GIRLS PLZ DONT VOTE ME COZ ME APNE PYAR KO DHOKHA NI DENA CHAHTA.. Or haa dheeraj shayad gay hai..

    1. minisha says:

      hey vickyssss isme dhoka dene wali kya baat ho gyi ?? bataoge jara.

      tumare pyar ko to khushi hogi ki itni girlz ne tumko vote diye fir b tum uske peeche pade ho
      sahi kaha na

      dont quit have spirit of game!!!

  21. DHIRAJ says:

    @vikky ,i m not shayad gay or shayad straight …m 200% pure gay….nd glzzz tum log use DHEERAJ ko vote de sakti ho qki m DHIRAJ….agar dhiraj hota to phir ladkio tumhari ….u no watta mean.

  22. Vickyssss says:

    minisha ji mai apki soch ki kadr karta hu… Par Jab wo mera name kisi or ke sath site par dekhegi to hurt hogi or me to use sapne mai b hurt ni karta or ap to muje jan bujhkar hurt karne k liye keh rhi ho… SORY MINISHA JI AGR APKO BURA LAGA HO TO…USKE LIYE IS SITE KI SAB LADKIYA KURBAN

    1. minisha says:

      vickyssss tum agar aisa sochte ho to tumari marji.
      waise muje kyu bura lagega?? no waysssssss
      love sabse pehle baad mai sab kuch. have a nice time with ur love. best of luck!!!!

      1. anjali says:

        hye SAMEER

        v r frndssssssssssss

        yar m 10 days phle new thi bt ab mere bhut sare frndssss h yha………