Teen Dost Aur Junglee Sardar

Views: 14,036 - Posted on 25 Aug 2010

Ek Baar Teen Dost Jungle Mein Ja Rahe The To Unko Junglee Logon Ne Pakad Liya

Pakad Ke Vo Unko Apne Sardar Ke Paas Le Gaye.

Sardaar Ne Unko Kaha: “Jake Jungle Se Koi Bhi Fal (Fruit) Leke Aao

Pahla Dost Ek Apple Le Ke Aaya. Sardar Ne Use Kaha: “Isko Apni Gaand Mein Ghusao, Koi Bhi Awaj Nikali To Maare Jaoge.

Usne Jaisi Hi Apple Gaand Mein Gusaya To Dard Ke Maare Cheekh Nikal Gayi Aur Sardar Ne Usko Mar Diya

Dusra Dost Ek Angoor Le Ke Aaya Tha Sardar Ne Usko Bhi Maar Diya.

Swarg Me Pahla Dost Dusre Se Puchata Hai: “Yaar, Tu To Itna Chota Fal Leke Aaya Thha To Fir Chilaya Kyu?

Dost Ne Jawab Diya: “Arey Mein Chilaya Nahi Thha, Vo Apna Teesra Dost Tarbooj Leke Aa Raha Thha To Main Apni Hasi Nahi Rok Paya

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24 Responses to "Teen Dost Aur Junglee Sardar"

  1. monty sardar says:

    AUR Main bhi Apni Hasi Nahi Rok Pa ra hun excellent joke,mind fresh ho gaya.

  2. nagesh says:

    thik thak hai

    admin bro tumne modify kar diya hai

    wo teen dost me pahla gandhi dusra patel teesra nehru tha

    • admin says:

      Nagesh Bhai Joke ko change karna padta hainahi to kayi log meri gaand marne mein lag jate hai ki maine logo ki insult ki.
      Log joke ko joke ke tarike se nahi padte dil pe lelete hai kya karu main

  3. rahulmalhotra says:

    not so funny!

  4. Mohit says:

    isme joke wali kya baat hai. tarbooj to mujhe bhi bahut pasand hai. MAI BHI TARBOOJ HI LAATA.

  5. Rakesh says:

    Maja aa gaya ager teen ladkiya hoti to jyada maja aata

  6. B@D BH@I says:

    hi kaise ho sab log hi admin ab apki tabiyat kaisi hai ..
    aur han yaar wo mere joke ki last lines kuch is tarha thi ki "jahapanah tussi great ho —— qubool karo"
    sorry pura joke isliye nai likha ki maza kharab ho jaega ok .. bhai ab to kuch socho mere bare mai
    main kabse mara ja raha hun ki mere joke par aap sabke kya comment honge ..

  7. nomi says:

    Admin yar tu hai to great lgta hai me he yhan aya late.or is joke milte hain point eight.

  8. nomi says:

    aj kuch khali sa lg rha hai koi faru kuri nhi HAI yAR

  9. nomi says:

    HAI KOI LDKI JO COMENT DEKAR GAND MARWAEGI.WELCOME

  10. Raja mastana says:

    Good joke admin

  11. sahil says:

    yaha sare chutia hi baste h sale bhihari lagte h kutte kahi k jinko na joke padna comment is trah marte h jaise ki sale bhosde se nikle hain abhi abhi

  12. Vicky says:

    Gud jock

  13. DHIRAJ says:

    SAALE teesre wale ko apne peeche ka area nahi pata tha kela leke ajata to do to bach jate ..teeno gandu nikle.sala dalwane wala mahagandu tha.. phul ko pehle gand mein dalwata tab nikal k khata hai..suer kyon nahi rakh leta.

  14. rahul vij says:

    joke to thik hai lekin bohot purana hai

  15. Pankaj says:

    Hahaha.. Sahe h veedu…. Gaand lagi fatney aur parsad laga baatney..

  16. sunny says:

    mohit teri pasnd tere gaand ko bhari padta…lage raho mohit…good yaar..

  17. vikky says:

    maja aaaaa gaya yaar

  18. Praveen says:

    Dood cool h.

  19. love says:

    mind blwoing

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