Teen Dost Aur Junglee Sardar
Views: 14,034 - Posted on 25 Aug 2010
Ek Baar Teen Dost Jungle Mein Ja Rahe The To Unko Junglee Logon Ne Pakad Liya
Pakad Ke Vo Unko Apne Sardar Ke Paas Le Gaye.
Sardaar Ne Unko Kaha: “Jake Jungle Se Koi Bhi Fal (Fruit) Leke Aao”
Pahla Dost Ek Apple Le Ke Aaya. Sardar Ne Use Kaha: “Isko Apni Gaand Mein Ghusao, Koi Bhi Awaj Nikali To Maare Jaoge.”
Usne Jaisi Hi Apple Gaand Mein Gusaya To Dard Ke Maare Cheekh Nikal Gayi Aur Sardar Ne Usko Mar Diya
Dusra Dost Ek Angoor Le Ke Aaya Tha Sardar Ne Usko Bhi Maar Diya.Swarg Me Pahla Dost Dusre Se Puchata Hai: “Yaar, Tu To Itna Chota Fal Leke Aaya Thha To Fir Chilaya Kyu?”
Dost Ne Jawab Diya: “Arey Mein Chilaya Nahi Thha, Vo Apna Teesra Dost Tarbooj Leke Aa Raha Thha To Main Apni Hasi Nahi Rok Paya“
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AUR Main bhi Apni Hasi Nahi Rok Pa ra hun excellent joke,mind fresh ho gaya.
Shukar hai Monty Bhai ne comments to jari rakhe. Welcome to the site Monty
thik thak hai
admin bro tumne modify kar diya hai
wo teen dost me pahla gandhi dusra patel teesra nehru tha
Nagesh Bhai Joke ko change karna padta hainahi to kayi log meri gaand marne mein lag jate hai ki maine logo ki insult ki.
Log joke ko joke ke tarike se nahi padte dil pe lelete hai kya karu main
not so funny!
isme joke wali kya baat hai. tarbooj to mujhe bhi bahut pasand hai. MAI BHI TARBOOJ HI LAATA.
Mohit aap to khane k liye late par yaha to sardar unka koi aur
hi istmal kar hai
Maja aa gaya ager teen ladkiya hoti to jyada maja aata
hi kaise ho sab log hi admin ab apki tabiyat kaisi hai ..
aur han yaar wo mere joke ki last lines kuch is tarha thi ki "jahapanah tussi great ho —— qubool karo"
sorry pura joke isliye nai likha ki maza kharab ho jaega ok .. bhai ab to kuch socho mere bare mai
main kabse mara ja raha hun ki mere joke par aap sabke kya comment honge ..
Bad bhai aapka joke kal tak post ho jayega
Admin yar tu hai to great lgta hai me he yhan aya late.or is joke milte hain point eight.
aj kuch khali sa lg rha hai koi faru kuri nhi HAI yAR
HAI KOI LDKI JO COMENT DEKAR GAND MARWAEGI.WELCOME
Nomi, welcome to the site dear.
And thx for liking our jokes. We always try to provide u the best masala.
Good joke admin
yaha sare chutia hi baste h sale bhihari lagte h kutte kahi k jinko na joke padna comment is trah marte h jaise ki sale bhosde se nikle hain abhi abhi
Gud jock
SAALE teesre wale ko apne peeche ka area nahi pata tha kela leke ajata to do to bach jate ..teeno gandu nikle.sala dalwane wala mahagandu tha.. phul ko pehle gand mein dalwata tab nikal k khata hai..suer kyon nahi rakh leta.
joke to thik hai lekin bohot purana hai
Hahaha.. Sahe h veedu…. Gaand lagi fatney aur parsad laga baatney..
mohit teri pasnd tere gaand ko bhari padta…lage raho mohit…good yaar..
maja aaaaa gaya yaar
Dood cool h.
mind blwoing