Tension Nahi Lene Ka
Views: 22,275 - Posted on 06 Sep 2012
Agar Aapko Koi Bhosdi Ka, Madarchod, Bahan Ka Loda Kahe To,
Aap Gussa Mat Karna, Gabhrana Bhi Nahi, Tension Bhi Mat Lena.
Lekin Shanti Se Chair Par Baith Ke Sochna, Ki Chutiye Ko Pata Kaise Laga…….?
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आप गुस्सा मत करना, घबराना भी नहीं, टेंशन भी मत लेना।
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Pahle tumne socha hoga tumhe to sabse jyada galiyaan or taliyaan mili hain
hmm galat joke….. aur baki no comnts
haan admin aaj aaram se sochna ki sabko aapke baare me ye sab kaise pata lag gya :D :P
Gud cmnt
Ek ladki thi sexy si,
1 lund pe wo marti thi,
chori chori chupke chupke apne choot pe khujli karti thi,
marwana tha shayad usko par lambe lund se darti thi,
jab bhi mujhse milti thi,
bus ye hi puchha karti thi
ye lund kaisa hota hai?
Ye lund kaisa hota hai?
Aur main usse keh deta tha…
Sms padhne wale jaisa hota hai..:-)
sorry frnds bura mat manna
Q be jok to grls v padhti hain unko kya kahega tu.
……………..BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS………………………
ek masoom naam ka ladka tha woh shaadi krna chahta tha..lekin uski shaadi nhi hui dekhiye kaise!
pandit ji: beta shaadi krna chahte ho..lekin tumhe pata hona chahiye ki shaadi k liye kucch conditions hain..tabhi tumhari shaadi ho paegi
masoom:pandit ji kya shrte hain boliye?
pandit ji:chut maarne aati hai
masoom:nhi mein woh kamm nhi krta
pandit ji:(hairaan hote hue)..accha chuchiya chus skte ho?
masoom :nhi pandit ji
pandit ji:aur hairaan hua..abe bacche nikal sakta hai
masoom:nhi pandit ji
pandit:(gusse se?)ladki ki g maar sakta hai
masoom:nhi pandit ji
pandit:to bhosdike shaadi phir nhi hogi teri
masoom:ji mein ek ladke se pyaar krta hoon aur usse dilo jaan se chahta hoon
pandit:tab jaa G marwa ..teri shaadi nhi hone wali
masoom:ji mein uske bina nhi jee sakta..aap khein to moti rakam bhi de sakta hoon
pandit:bhosdike mera dhandha dubaega…teri shaadi kr di to..saare chutiye mera.dhandha band kr denge
masoom:(maayus hoke chalta hai tabhi raaste mein ek sharabi milta hai)
shraabi:kya bhai shaadi nhi ho paai
masoom:nhi woh khali chutiyo ki shaadi krwata hai
sharabi:(aankh maarte hue)..bhai tumhe nhi maloom usne meri teesri shaadi krwayi…10 bacche hain…biwi mujhse khush nhi..bacche aawaara hai..sochta hoon chuthi shaadi kr loon..hahahahahaha!!!
massoom:bhai ji ..hum to badkismat thehre..aap ka hi raaj hai
sharabi:issi ko duniya khte hain ji..jiski laathi uski bhense…hahahahahahaha!!!
………………….breaking news……………………
bholu:pandit ji shaadi ek hi jaat waalo k beech hi kyun ki jaati hai
pandit ji:bholu beta..apni jaat mein shaadi krna shubh hota hai…dusri jaat ka rakt dushit hota hai..isliye apni jaat mein shaadi krte hain
bholu:pandit ji apni jaat mein shaadi krne se..shaadi shuda jeevan kya swarg jaisa hota hai
pandit ji:haan beta…apni jaat mein shaadi kroge..to putra ratn ki prapti hogi..aur tumhara jeewan shudh aur aanandmayi beetega
bholu:magar dusri jaat ki ladkia bhi to acchi hoti hai
pandit ji:aankhein tedhi krte hue…bholu beta…dusri jaat mein shaadi paap hai…tumhara baccha apahij goonga aur behra aur ladki bhi paida ho sakti hai.
bholu:bhochakka rah jata hai…accha pandit ji apni hi jaat mein shaadi krunga
pandit ji:yeh hui naa baat baccha
bholu ki apne jaat mein shaadi hui..aur 5 saal baad pandit k paas pahuncha
pandit ji:bholu beta itne saalo baad
bholu:naaraj tha…ji haa pandit ji
pandit:sab thik to hai
bholu:kya thik hai pandit ji…chaar ladki hai…biwi beemar rhti hai..choti choti baat ko lekar mujhse jhagda kart hai …mahine bhar ki kamai bhut jaldi chat kr jaati hai..mann krta hai apni jaan dedu
pandit ji:beta…tumhare saath isliye aisa hua kyunki tumne..mujhe khush nhi kia..paise thode km diye..jo ashubh maana jaata hai..isliye aisa hua!!
bholu:ji pandit ji…(maayus hoke chala jata hai)..
:)
dhiraj ji cmnts me chutiyapanti karte ho meri to samaj me kuch nahi aaya
Land se buri kahani mat sunaya kar bhosde ke, pura padho aankhe bhi kharab karo aur natija kuchh nhi nikalta. Admin bhi jo land se bure comment kare use ban kar diya karo plssss. sara time kharab karwa diya jhantu ne
joke main dono taraf se gaaliya :)..aaj bhi gaalia log bakte jo suunne ko mil jaati hai…ek moti dictionary likh doonga gaaliyon se bhar jaengi…jabki mein bahut rarest case mein gaali deta hoon :cool:
Ye kya h?
hello navya how r u i m frm gzb. kya mujh se friendship krogi
Oye wat gzb? N tumhri education kya h kahi tum wai to nai jo bhopal se BE kr rhe ho n agr me glat nai hu to aj tmra kisise ldki k sath locha b ho gya na so sad
Apka real nam kya h
gzb=gaziabaad i think so!!
kya tum mujhse friendship krogi
okk friendship kr lia
kya tum mujhse……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. :shock: :evil: :shock:
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GOOD NIGHT DEEPAK i will miss u miss u foreeevvvverrrrrrrrrr!! and aby ko…not usko dhokebaaj jay!!…coz he is not cup of my tea!! may he forget me..nd i him too….and that was another jay …JAB WE MET!!!
good night fhir 2 ya teen din baad milenge!!..hope milta rahoon!!
@rashii di, good night!!
………………………….. 1 JANUARY 5012…………………..
TEACHEr:beta pappu..aaj history ka unit test hai acche se dena
pappu:ji sir ji
TEACHEr:baccho question paper accha to hai naa..
bacche:ji sir ji
TEACHEr:baccho samay khtm hone wala hai..jaldi jaldi paper mujhe de do
pappu:ek minute sir
TEACHEr:pappu ka paper chinte hue
pappu:sir ji thoda sa rh gya tha
TEACHEr:(pehle papppu ka paper check krta hai..usme likha tha)…bhosdike yeh history kisne banaya…bhosdike history kya kbhi khtm hogi….bhosdike…history ki maan ki aankh…(pura paper isse bhara rhta hai)
TEACHEr:pappu yeh kya likha hai..tune..idhar aao..jau murgi ban k bahar baith jao
(sabke paper check krta hai…saare bacche fail ho jaate hain)
TEACHEr:aaj saari class ko murgi murga banaunga..tum sab fail ho
pappu:TEACHEr ji..kal mummy ne bahut tastiy murga banaya tha..ungliya tak chat gya..bada maza aaya
bacche:(saare hansne lag jaate hain)
:lol:
jhaantu joke……!!!!
:) GOOD NIGHT DOSTO AAJ :)
aaj mera hans hans k bura haal ho gya !! hahaha!! ;)
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