Tharki Buddho Ki Bhi Kya Bat Hai

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Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Budhe Log Jinke Pass Paisa Jyada Ho Hadd Se Jyada Tharki Hote Hai

Ese Hi Ek Bahut Bade Seth Karorimal Ko Ek Ladki Pasand Aa Jati Hai Aur Vo Usk Offer Karta Hai

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Ladki Bhi Chalu Item Thhi Boli: “Theek Hai Seth Ji, Lekin Agar Aapne Mujhe Sone Na Diya To Main 5000 Aur Lungi

Agar Aapne Aaj Tak Kisi Ladki Ka Dil Nahi Dekha - To Aaj Dekhe, Itna Bhadiya Dil Aapne Kabhi Life Mein Nahi Dekha Hoga
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66 Responses to "Tharki Buddho Ki Bhi Kya Bat Hai"

  1. Rashii says:

    Very funny, hehehehehehehe

    Namaskaar Shrimaan Sameer urf Admin ji, kaise ho ap, apka savasathay kaisa hain?

    JAY dear humse baat kerney ka tarika hmm bt hume to baat kerni hi nhi aati hehehe

    Raj kis prkaar chal rahi hain apki LOVE LIFE ?

    Prince ji apki princess toh ab dikhayi hi nhi deti, kaha chupa ker rakha hain?

    Bheemrajjat ji apki rashii di bilkul gud hain, bs thoda busy hu isliye cmt kum ker pati hu bt ap sbko hamesha miss kerti hu

    Panchi bhai ki shadi or mithai tak nhi hmmm

    Kapil ji gud suggesstion

    jaat boy kaise ho?

    Wanted ji kithe ho?

    Dhiraj ji, shivendra ji apna dhyan rakhna

    Humare sabhi Frnds kaise ho ap?

    & last me admin ji ap humare bhai bheemrajjat ji cmt read kerney me kitna time letey ho? Hehehe

    • panchhi says:

      ye lijiye rashii ji mithayi @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ye jalebiya aur laddu v h ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ sare frnds ke liye h ,ok.

      • pankaj says:

        panchi. mujhe alg se chahiye…………rashi mujhe nahi degi………..

      • Jay says:

        Hey Panchhi meri Kabootari teri jalebi aur Laddu Akele hi Rashii ne gatak liya. Hum kishi ko bhi teri mithayi nahi mili hai.

        Chal Jaldi se Mithayi manga aur Sham ko Party bhi deni hogi. Tu ye mat samjh liyo ki kewal mithayi se hi teri Jaan bach jaayegi. Aur haa es bar party me koi (Gadhe ka moot) chetting nahi…….tc.

      • panchhi says:

        achha to ye lo pankaj tmhare liye alg se mithai @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤

      • pankaj says:

        jalebi bai….jalebi layi……….hehehe ymmmmmm ymmmmmmmmmmm bahut testi hai……hehehe

    • Shivendra says:

      Rashii m ok, hru? Aapke exam chal rahe hai ya samapt ho gaye?

    • Raj Bindaas says:

      Rashii G – aapse ek sawal puchhna chahta hu jawab dengi na waise me ye kasht aapko nhi deta balki apne master blaster admin ko deta bt kya kare kuch ladkiyo se related sawal hai………………….honestly jawab dijiyega

      oye panchhi tu jawab mat diyo tu ladki kam ladaku jyada lagti hai
      Ek Ladki apni boy frnd ki kin galtiyo ko maaf kar sakti hai aur kin kin galtiyon ko kabhi maaf nhi kar sakti hai, actually me apni gf se wo sari past bata dena chahta hu jo mere sath bita hai har achi adat N buri adat sab share karna chahta hu bt samjh nhi aa raha hai wo kitna bardasht kar payegi pls mera margdarshan kare devi ji

    • Heartbeat says:

      Hey rashii mujse kisi baat k liye khafa ho kya jo mere kisi cmnt ka rply nahi deti aur na hi tumhare cmnt me mera naam hota hai

    • Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Main Bhi Yahi Soch Raha Hoo Ki Princy Achanak Kaha Chali Gayi.. Kahi Samir Ne Kidnap To Nahi Kar Liya Mosaami Ke Juice Ke Liye?
      Aur Bhim Ka Comment Pahle Mujhe Samjh Me Nahi Aaya Tha. Aur Maine Ek Comment Kar Diya Tha. Bhim Bhaiya Bhadak Gaye The. Lekin Ab Sab Thik Hai. Aajkal Aapko Bada Yaad Karte Hain. Thoda Sa Time Unke Liye Nikaaliye.

    • Jay says:

      Rashii dear lekin humko to Aap ki hi acchi lagti hai (Baat krane ka tareeka). Aap kitane acche se Sabhi ke comments ka reply karti hai.

  2. Rashii says:

    I m new boy ur name pls

    Matrix ji hume ashirwaad prdaan kijiye ki humari mnokaamna puri ho hehehe

    dev ji kaise ho ap?

  3. kamdev says:

    wah re Budha

    wah re larki

    jab dono soyee ge tho wo kab hoga

    ha ha ha hu hu

    Jai hoooo

  4. Anuj says:

    Hehehehe total 10000

  5. Anuj says:

    But Admin Ladki Ko Malum Tha Ki Wo Soyegi To Usko Extra 5000 Kaise Milega.

    Ladki Ko Bolna Tha ' Aapne Mujhe Sone Diya To Mai 5000 Aur Lungi'

  6. Shivendra says:

    budha ab kabhi kisi ldki ko offer nhi karega hehe

    • pankaj says:

      shivendr babu….welcom back……….kaha chale gaye the bhai………….divya aur panchi bhi nahi thi…………teeno saaath gaye the kyaaaaaaa….hehehe

      • Shivendra says:

        Hehe panchhy g k bhai ki shadi thi to panchhy g ko company chahiye thi to mai b 7 mai chala gaya tha. Hehe

  7. N.khan says:

    hehehehehahahaha itni khusi itni khusi wa wa ladki ne kya soch samaj kar jawaab diya. Very good joke

  8. Prince (vikas) says:

    sath sone ke 5000

  9. Jay says:

    hahahahaha…….Bhai kahi wo Ladki santa ki Beti Chinki to nahi thhi ????????

    • Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Nope Dear. Wo Chinki Nahi Thi.. Agar Hoti To Seth Se Bolti Hi Nahi.. Jaake So Jaati. He He He.

  10. panchhi says:

    kamina buddha ab tk ni sudhra hehe santa ka baap hoga

    • raavan says:

      he panchhi kya pahle us buddhe ne tumhe bhi offer diya tha kya? or sunao kya halchal hai tumhari kaya ka

  11. Prince (vikas) says:

    JALDI KA KAAM SAITAN KA

    ek baar saniya bhabhi ko party mei jana tha

    wo jaldi mei thi aur jaldwazi mei khachchhi pehenna bhul gai

    raste mei uska sandal tut gya

    wo khuch iss trah se mochi ke aage bethi ki uski chut saaf dhikai de rhi thi

    mochi kuch der tak to dektha rha lekin jab usse rha nhi gya to kehne laga

    MADAM ISS LAL QILE KO DEKH LO AAPKE LAL QILE KO DE KR MERA KUTUM MINAR KHADA HO RHA HAI

    • raavan says:

      are prince dear tum yaar us mochi ke kutbminar ko sania bhabhi ke lalkile me hi shift kara dete bechare tourist ki bhi problems solve ho jati.wow kutubminar in lalkila

    • aki says:

      abe prince bhai , aise badiya badiya ,joke kaha se khod k nikal ta hai tu waise joke acha tha

  12. shri muthmar ji says:

    *Panchi ji Shayari 4you:

    Peete peete jaam chhalka, mausam garmi ka basant me badal gya. Yeh tera chehra hai ya kele ka chhilka, jab dekha tumhe toh dil phisal gaya

  13. raaz says:

    1 sawaal.

    Wo konsa aksar(ward)h jo puri dess(country)me bolte h. rply

  14. Dhiraj says:

    @PrInCe,..MoViE DeKhNe Ka IrAdA To SaHi HaI BuT WaNhA PyArI-2 NaHi Ho PaTi…..isS baR meiN tumharE saatH swimminG pooL janA chahtA hooN…raaT meiN…..Tumhein Tairna To Ata Hai Na……??? IN GArmiyon MEien SAbse SAhi JAgah HAi…….watER bolLY boLL khelenGE…….tuMhein kaSa laGa moVie agLi baAr dekHenge…TC..PRINCE N LOVELY.

  15. Dhiraj says:

    @oye rahul,..kaisa hai be tu…koi matrixcy mili ki nahi….action gal…ha ha ha!….take care rahul….ssssshhhhhhwiiiiiiiiyyyyyaaaaaaooooonnn!!! bye tc…

  16. atankwadi says:

    Sun oye admin bhosdi ke, ye jo tu bol raha ha na ki ma nisha bankar aya hun. Apni soch jaha to baitha ha waha tak hi simit rakha kar.aur sun ma aise dhokhebaaj logon ke muh nai lagta samja. ainda mera naam bin matlab ke dala to dekh liyo

    • Admin says:

      Tight Bhonsdi Ke antakwadi — tune ye comment kar ke bahut acha kiya mujhe ab pata lag gya ki vo kuttiya ke pilli Jessica tu hi thha.

      aur dusri bat mene nahi bola tu thha…. aur last bat aj ke bad idhar dikh gaya to yad rakhega…. aur damki jake kisi aur ko diyo…

      aur tere ko ye nasihat hai… isko palle bandh le

      • AJUBA says:

        O bhosdike aatankwadi gandve ki olad teri ma or teri bahen biwi ko chod ke bhosda bana duga chut ke pasine sale 6kke ki olad teri gand me dam he or 1 bap ki olad ho to tera number de teri gand tere ghar me aa ke maruga bhosdike or 100 bap ki olad he to ghus ja vapas teri ma ke bhosde me randi ki olad yaha joke padhne aata he ki ma chudvane aata he benchod dubara dikha to is se 3 guna danzer gali dug

        Admin bro mene kaha tha na ye sab text jessica jese hi he hmm ab please ese emosnal text aap appruv hi mat karna agar koi new name se ho old user ho to aapki marji

      • Admin says:

        Sure brother,,:-)

      • Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Bro… Atankwaadi Ka Gubaara Pchak Gaya Hoga. Agar Nahi To Ab Pichak Jaayega. Aatankvadi Kis Angle Se Tha Wo Bhai..? He He He He.

      • pankaj says:

        abe yaar hehehe m zara late ho gaya……yaha to gaaliya sunkar wo atankwadi sucide kar lega saala…..afsose m gaaali nahi de paaya sale ko…..lekin raaz ne mast attack kiya………hehehe

    • Matrix says:

      Abe oye bhosrike atankawaadi lagta hai tujhe fir se gali khane ka mann hua hai. Chal koi baat nahi hum tere jaise sadak ke suar ko gali ke nali me duba ke maar denge. Sale tu aisi nali ka kida hai jise jabtak laat na pade pair chatne yahan ata rahega. Sun be bhosrike pehle to tu ye bata ki teri itni himmat hui kaise ki tu yahaan apna sariyal naam daal ke comment kiya. Tera muh todekh ke ayena(mirror) bhi toot jata hai ki kis suar ke bache ki shakal dekh liye. Tune jo apna naam rakha hai na usse bhi gaya gujra hai tu. ha..ha..
      suar ka bacha ha..ha..ha… :D

    • Raj Bindaas says:

      Atankwadi tera nasib kharab h re ki aaj me free hu……bhosdi k tera gand hai ya randi ka bazar tujhe itna samjhaya par tu samajhta kyon nhi be teri wajah se me apna muh kharab karna padta hai aur bina wajah sab mujhe dosh deta hai ki me bachcho ko bigad raha hu………
      tum bar bar smart banne ki try kyon karte ho jabki tum ho nhi, mera 9 inchi ka lund liya tab v shabra nhi huwa sale, ab kya apna pura hath daalu, tujhe sharm nhi aata apni itni tarif karwa kar

      Haa aur ek baat tum bhosdi k last line me dhamki de raha hai ki aainda tera naam dalega to haa to kar kar lega be tu ……………… sale anda se nikla aur gaand marwane k liye utawla hai, tere ko jo ukhadna hai ukhad le loda ne to ……………… sale jyada bola to apne jhato se tera gala dabakar mar dalunga sunle tu aisi sharmnaak mout kisiko nhi nasib hogi, kaha kaha se aa jate hai yaha gaand marwane

      • Admin says:

        Abe hehehe mast dialogs swad aa gaya hehehe

      • Jay says:

        Hmmmmmmm Abey tum sabne milkar Aatankwadi ki aisi mari ki wo to Expire ho gaya. Ab mai uski kya maru, jab kuch maza hi nahi milega.

      • Jay says:

        Raj bro. teri Gali sunkar maza aa gaya, Lekin ek baat bata teri JHANTEY etani Lambi ho gayi hai kee tum uska Fanda banker Aatankwadi ka gala Ghoot diya. Abe abhi tak teri wo wali Mannat puri nahi huwi, Jo tumne BABA SEXY DAAS ki Kutiya me Mangi thhi ???????????

  17. Heartbeat says:

    Hey divya yaar kaha ho jaldi se aa jao janu. Aaja ve mahi tenu aakhiyan udeek diya aakhiyan udeek diya te dil baja marda

  18. raavan says:

    panchhiiiii bhai ki shadi or mithai kya btana bhi bhul gyi bahut nainsaafi hai aapke ghar me shadi ho or hame maloom na ho ise hum tumhari gustakhi ya hamari na cmt karne ki saja samjhe
    ———————————————-
    rashiji kaisi ho dear aajkal hamko chhodkar tum sabke baare me bahoot worried ho or ho bhi kyon nahi hum to raavan jo thahre

  19. Dhiraj says:

    @Atankwadi,..kya ho gaya tujhe pehle to aisa nahi tha…yeh voilence karna band kar de….agar tumhe koi problem hai to humse share karo….tu to mera accha dost hua karta tha….sabka dushman tu bhale banja but tu mera dushman nahi ban sakta…kyonki mera pass sirf dosti hai tere liye…tc dear…tumne jo mere 7 dosti nibai thi uske liye..thanx a lot.

  20. Dhiraj says:

    @Prince…chalo agar aapko swimming pool mein nahi to kisi acche garden mein baatein kar sakte hain…tc lovely.
    @jay…tc..gud night…@panky and samir..gud night..tc.

    • Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Aam Ke Bagiche Me Le Chalna. Khana Bhi Sath Me Ho Jaayega. Samir Tum Bhi Aana. Mussammi Aur Papita Chhodo Aam Chuso.
      Aaj Jagne Ka Maza Aa Gaya. Aatankwadi Dher Ho Gaya.

      Baba Ji… Hmmmm.

      Good Night Dhiraj.

  21. Dhiraj says:

    Agar tum na hote to yeh jeevan maut se kam na lagta.,
    agar tum na hote to yeh saanse lene ka mann na karta,
    agar tum na hote to yeh duniya khoobsurt hote hue bhi badsurat lagti,
    agar tum na hote to kasam hum bhi na hote…..GOD IS GREAT.!

  22. Deep says:

    Nice , But not better

  23. Sumit says:

    Helo…frendzzzzz…….!

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