Tharki Doctor Chala Tha Marij Ka Ilaaz Karne

Badi Dukhi Si Halat Mein Ek Marij Sex Ke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.

Marij: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Khada Nahi Hota

Doctor Ne Apni Ek Sunder Si Nurse Ko Bola.

Doctor: “Nurse Idhar Aao, Apni Bra Utaro

Doctor Ne Fir Marij Se Puchha: “Ab Use Dekho, Khada Hua?

Marij: “No

Doctor: “Nurse, Apni Panty Utaro

Doctor: “Ab?

Marij: “No

Doctor: “Ab Tum Bahar Jao Mera Khada Ho Gaya Hai

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Marij- Mra Khda Nhi Hota. Dr- Nurse Apni Bra Utaro. D2M- Ab Hua? M- No. Dr- Nrse Apni Panty Utaro. M- No. Dr Marij Se- Ab Tum Bahar Jao Mera Khda Ho Gya H.

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  22 Comments

  1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hahahahahaha…. Maza aa gya..
    @Hii… Kaise hai ap sub…???
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@…
    Ek bar accident me Santa ke aankho(eyes) me gahri chot lag gyi.. Doctor ne opration karke patti badhi.. 1 month bad jab patti kholne ka time aya to santa ne socha. Kyo na bahana bna du ki mere eyes se dikhai nhi de rha hai.. Aur paise b bach jayenge..
    Jb patti kholne ke bad:-
    DOCTOR- ab kaisa dikh rha hai?
    SANTA- doctor mujhe kuch dikhai nhi de rha hai.
    DOCTOR- aankhe mal kr dekho dikhai dega.
    SANTA- nahi doc ab b nhi dikh rha..
    Doctor isare se nars ko kapde utarne ko kha.. Nars ne ek-ek karke kapde utarne shuru kiye..
    DOCTOR- ab dikh rha hai..??
    SANTA- nhi.
    DOCTOR- ab dikha..??
    SANTA- abhi nhi..
    DOCTOR (nars ke pure kapde utarne ke bad)- ab to dikh rha hoga…??
    SANTA- nhi doctor sahab bilkul b nhi dikh rha..!
    DOCTOR (santa ke sir pr marte hue) – To sale ye tera lund kaise khada ho gya..!!!

  2. Mausam says:

    hhahahahaaaaaaaahhaha ,good joke magar isme ye pataa nahi chal pa rahaa he ki Doctor kisko baahar jaane ko kahg rahaa he ,Mareej ko ya nurse ko?
    but joke is very good.