Tharki Doctor Chala Tha Marij Ka Ilaaz Karne

Views: 33,138 - Posted on 10 Mar 2012
"Vese To Suna Tha Ki Sab Doctor Tharki Hoti Hai, Par Ye Wala To Kuch Jyada Hi Tharki Nikla. Ilaz Karna To Dur Khud Hi Bimar Ho Gaya"

Badi Dukhi Si Halat Mein Ek Marij Sex Ke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.

Marij: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Khada Nahi Hota”

Doctor Ne Apni Ek Sunder Si Nurse Ko Bola.

Doctor: “Nurse Idhar Aao, Apni Bra Utaro”

Doctor Ne Fir Marij Se Puchha: “Ab Use Dekho, Khada Hua?”

Marij: “No”

Doctor: “Nurse, Apni Panty Utaro”

Doctor: “Ab?”

Marij: “No”

Doctor: “Ab Tum Bahar Jao Mera Khada Ho Gaya Hai“

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Hindi Version

बड़ी दुखी सी हालत में एक मरीज सेक्स के डॉक्टर के पास गया.

मरीज: "डॉक्टर साहब, मेरा खड़ा नहीं होता"

डॉक्टर ने अपनी एक सुंदर सी नर्स को बोला.

डॉक्टर: "नर्स इधर आओ, अपनी ब्रा उतारो"

डॉक्टर ने फिर मरीज से पूछा: "अब उसे देखो, खड़ा हुआ?"

मरीज: "नहीं"

डॉक्टर: "नर्स, अपनी पेंटी उतारो"

डॉक्टर: "अब?"

मरीज: "नहीं"

डॉक्टर: "अब तुम बाहर जाओ मेरा खड़ा हो गया है"

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22 Responses to "Tharki Doctor Chala Tha Marij Ka Ilaaz Karne"

  1. wanted says:
    March 10, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    :D

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  2. Priya says:
    March 10, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    haha haha haha…………….

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  3. Lalitmangla says:
    March 10, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha

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  4. Lalitmangla says:
    March 10, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    Kahan gaye sab

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  5. sonam says:
    March 10, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    sb pagal he………..

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  6. ◄ says:
    March 10, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    Hehehe…….aur mera bhi

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  7. naina says:
    March 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    hehehehe, :-D

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  8. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:
    March 10, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    Hahahahahaha…. Maza aa gya..
    @Hii… Kaise hai ap sub…???
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@…
    Ek bar accident me Santa ke aankho(eyes) me gahri chot lag gyi.. Doctor ne opration karke patti badhi.. 1 month bad jab patti kholne ka time aya to santa ne socha. Kyo na bahana bna du ki mere eyes se dikhai nhi de rha hai.. Aur paise b bach jayenge..
    Jb patti kholne ke bad:-
    DOCTOR- ab kaisa dikh rha hai?
    SANTA- doctor mujhe kuch dikhai nhi de rha hai.
    DOCTOR- aankhe mal kr dekho dikhai dega.
    SANTA- nahi doc ab b nhi dikh rha..
    Doctor isare se nars ko kapde utarne ko kha.. Nars ne ek-ek karke kapde utarne shuru kiye..
    DOCTOR- ab dikh rha hai..??
    SANTA- nhi.
    DOCTOR- ab dikha..??
    SANTA- abhi nhi..
    DOCTOR (nars ke pure kapde utarne ke bad)- ab to dikh rha hoga…??
    SANTA- nhi doctor sahab bilkul b nhi dikh rha..!
    DOCTOR (santa ke sir pr marte hue) – To sale ye tera lund kaise khada ho gya..!!!

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  9. Deleted says:
    March 10, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    Good joke Nilesh …doctor ki baat Mein logic h ….

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  10. Aakash says:
    March 10, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    hehehe

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  11. HPS says:
    March 11, 2012 at 12:29 am

    Is cheej ko dekhkar mard ka to khada ho jayega….

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  12. Harsh says:
    March 11, 2012 at 9:55 am

    Mera to sunkar hi khada ho gaya

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  13. mahesh says:
    March 11, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    doc ki jagah mai bhi hota to mera bhi khada ho jata

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  14. laila says:
    March 11, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    Ooooo…….

    Reply
  15. Mausam says:
    March 12, 2012 at 12:03 am

    hhahahahaaaaaaaahhaha ,good joke magar isme ye pataa nahi chal pa rahaa he ki Doctor kisko baahar jaane ko kahg rahaa he ,Mareej ko ya nurse ko?
    but joke is very good.

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