Tharki Ladki Ki Tharki Kavita

Yun Honton Say Hont Mila Lena
Phir Hath Boobs Pe Phira Dena

Phir Choot Ka Pani Nikal Dena
Kuch Apne Lun To Dikha Dena

Kuch Mari Choot Ko Dekh Lena
Kuch Choot Ko Bhee Chat Lena

Kuch Apni Pyaas Bujha Lena
Kuch Hamari Pyaas Bhada Dena

Thoda Choot Main Lun Dala Dena
Aur Choot Main Khoob Ghuma Dena

Phir Main Lun Pay Bathoon Gee
Aur Khoob Chudai Kawaoon Gee

Aur Apni Pyaas Bujhaoon Gee
Aur Tumhari Pyaas Bharu Gee

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 19 Sep 2010  54 Comments  21,120

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Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Se Bhagwan Hi Bachaye
Ladka: "Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Tum Kya Karti Ho?" Ladki: "Kyu Bataun? Main Tumhe Janti Bhi Nahi Hoon" Ladka: "Na Ba

Maa To Bahut Sayani Nikli
Ek Ladki Apne Boy Friend Ko Ghar Par Bulati Hai, Uske Aate Hi Ladki Apni Maan Se Use Milati Hai Aur Kehti Hai, Lad

Investment Matters Are Subject To Market Risks
A Man Got Two Wishes From God. He Asked For The Best Drink And Best Woman. The Next Moment He Got Bisleri And Moth

Kar Di Na Pathano Wali Baat
Pathan Santa Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Poochta Hai. Pathan: "O Yara, Tu Ek Message Do-Do Baar Kyun Bhejta Hai?" Santa:

100 Rs Mein Aata Hi Kya Hai?
Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai, Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye, Pappu Apne

  54 Comments

    1. admin says:

      Bhai logo Ye kavita munnu urf priya ne send ki thhi, dekh lo kitna paani tapkata hai iske muh aur ch00t se gande kamo ke liye

    2. sunny says:

      maat sayri h munni lu.nd khada ho gaya h….ab is bechre ko tumhari chu00d hi saant ker sakti h….munni mera lu.nd tumhri chu00d ae dosti karna chata h…yaar kara do dosti

    3. UR LOVE says:

      Munni urf priya…

      lagta hain tum bhi is poem ki pyaasi chut ki tarah ho…

      maine teri pyaas buja deta hoon…

  1. ravi-2 says:

    Rosy bas yahi dirty laga. is site par accha kya laga tumko ? ye tumne kabhi nahi bataya. nonvegjokes site me to sab dirty hi hota hai. tumko ye sab pata hai. phir is site par kya bhajan kirtan sun ne padhne aati ho ?

  2. Rukhsana says:

    Meri Choot se to har roz ek glass tak paani nikal jata hai. Hai koi aap logo me se usko peene wala….

    Lekin Main apne Admin Sir ko to apne doodh me apni choot ka paani mix karke pesh karungi…

    1. admin says:

      Ruksana Ji, doc says doodh is good for health.. to sirf doosh hi ane do na mix kyu karti ho. vese bhi aajkal pure doodh kaha milta hai

    2. Kishg says:

      Ruksana jan dam hai to kholo agar dalwana hai to bolo.sah lo mera to jindgi g lenge.tumari chut ka pani bi pi lenge

  3. kaminey says:

    RUKSANA tera RAVI kaha hai yar ab tak lund ko tel hi pila ra hai kya wo piyega na tera pani dud mut or sab..

    JMC

  4. lover ofvertic allip says:

    sahi poem thi har ladki ki yahi kahani hai jo khawabo main jiti hain par itni advance nahi hoti ki bol sake kisi ladke se ki i want to frndship with u frankly

    1. sunny says:

      mujhe kuch nahi chahiye bas tum nangi hoke dance dika dena aur mere soch se jayda kush ho to duad bhi pila dena waise bhi aajjal patla hote ja raha hu

    1. Friend says:

      Kya rosy sare non veg mai tum hi tum chhai ho male ho kar female ka naam rakhte ho ladki banne ka sauk hai to ma bap se kaho ki male kyu banaya lakin tu chinta mat kar tari ladki tu ban sakta hai tu choot ke sthan pe gand marvaya kar agar tu real mai ladki hai to koi sikayat nahi lakin itna ganda mat bol ladkio ko sobha nahi deta

  5. Jai says:

    Are Yaar Ise Fark Nahi Padta Kyuki Iska Pani Bad Gaya Hai Isiliye To Ye Lasb.Bani Hai Vaise Pad To Har Ghante Change Karna Padta Hoga Priya Ko Hai Na

  6. tapi says:

    मस्त शायरी है … ऐसा लगा जैसे की मेरे ही सामने बैठी है… और बस…..