Tharki Pandij Ji, Sawad Kam Lo
Views: 43,319 - Posted on 22 Feb 2012
"Bechari Aajkal Ki Aurate Mandir Bhi Nahi Jaa Sakti. Par Kyu?"
Ek Moti Aurat Mandir Mein Mannat Mangne Gayi.
Usne Mandir Mein Matha Tekne Ke Baad Pandit Se Kaha.
Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Main Aaj Idhar Bahut Badi Aas Leke Aayi Hun”
Pandit: “Haan Ji Mene Dekha, Jab Aap Matha Tek Rahe The“
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Hmmm. . . . Kya matlab ? Joke samajh me nahi aaya :-D
oye, busy hai kya tu aaj??
Yaha (Nonvegpur) ki sabhi ladkiyo (Rashii, Priya, Panchhy, Divya, Sonam, Ragini, Vartika, Rakhi, Kajal, Rukhsana, Sapna etc.) Aap sabhi meri frnds hai, pls. Aap log meri ek choti si help karey . . . .
Logo ko kahtey suna hai ki,
Mohabbat karne walo ki need udd jati hai.
So kudiyo koi mujhse v mohabbat karlo,
Q k mujhe need bahut aati hai ;-(;-(:-(
u mean u r searching for basnti jay
S Vartika G. . . if u find anywhere pls. Call me.
vartika ji basanti jay nahin veeru ki hai.
maine dekha tha ki jay bhaiya to vidhwa per line marte the.
Arey Pyare Bhaiya wo Vidhwa gayi Tel lene :-D
jab waqat par kaam hi nahi aayi :-P
waise Basanti par v nigah to thhi, lekin Veeru. . . . Kabab me haddi ban gaya thha :)
phir v basanti mil jaye to kaam ban sakta hai Q k mohabbat hi to karni hai shadi to karni nahi hai . . .hehehe
yaar please muje vartike ji mat kaha karo kitna ganda lagta hai esa lagta hai mai 6 baccho ki amma hu please yaar call ma only vartika
hahahaha
oye, itni drawni hashi q hash rhi hai tu :p
joke samjh me aa gya isliye :p
Mujhe to avi v samajh me nahi aaya ki pandit ne kya dekha ?
smjh me nhi aaya :o
Samjh nahii aaya?kya dekha usne?
Hii… PRIYA hum dono log ek hi samay pr site pr aa gaye.. Hehehehe….
Aur bataiye kaisi hai ap….???
Very f9 n u?
Kya kar rhe ho?
Aapse baante kr rha hu. Hehe..
Ohh ok
hehehe
Aapko pta nhi tha kya ki mai apse baat kr rha tha. Hehehehe…..
Itni badi ass , pandit b thurki nikla.
Hehehehe…..
Nilesh, itne bando mein sirf tujhe hi samajh aya ;) Goood
Thanks, ADMIN BRO.
Kaise hai aap..???
Del ji…
Nilesh ji…
hahahaha ….hum day me nahi sote hai & early mrng college v jaate hai,..ap dono k cmnt..hehehehe
Sorry, mai samjha ap din me soti hai.. Hahahahahaha…..
no no need to say sry ;)
Sorry nhi chahiye. Chaliye koi baat nhi..
But ap bataiye kya kr rhi hai?
Aapse baate :p :p
Ohhh…. Ap b bate h kr rhi hai… Hehehaha..
Han ji..hahaha
Okkk…. Priya ji fir milte hai. Bye bye
take care Priya…
Okk…bbye
tc :)
Hello, Pandit ne uske boobs dekhe
ye mai nhi hu, mai sirf wanted name se cmnt krta hu
Oye ye kahi Bhaag D. K. Bhaag wala Deepak Kumar to nahi hai ? :-(
panditji ji kya najar hai
jay dear yha to bina mohhbat kiye bhi nind nhi aati 3am tk aati hain nind :-(
wo isiliye ki bhle hi aap kisi se mohabbat na kro. lekin koi aapko beintiha chahta hai..
hume chahte hain to isme humari kya galti unhe nind na aaye humari nind kyu udayi hui hain :-(
hmmm . . . . Rashii dear ho sakta hai aapko need mohabbat karne k baad aane lagey :-(
Mujhe need bahut aati hai aur apko aati hi nahi hai. Esliye ho sakta hai mohabbat kar lene se dono logo ki prblm solve ho jaaye . . .hehehehe
hmmm jay dear shyad ap sahi bol rahe ho to ap bhi jaldi se mohhbat kar lijiye aur hum bhi jaldi se shadi kar k mohhbat karte hain :-P
Rashii dear, kya shadi k pahle mohbbat karna pap hai ? Agar ha to chaliye phir shadi karke hi mohabbat karte hai :-(
Katrina : Mai tumhare liye sabkuch chor sakti hun.
Salman : Apne Mom, Dad ko v ?
Katrina : G
Salman : Filmo me kaam karna v ?
Katrina : G
Salman : Apne chahane walo ko, Fains ko v ?
Katrina : G
Salman : Aur ye jo es comment ko padh raha hai usko v ?
Katrina : Oye ye mere Bhaiya hai, enko charne ki baat phir dubara na kariyo :-P :-D :-(. .
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.hehehe . . Oye Katrina k bhaiya pls. Smile :-(
hum b ye cmt padh rahe hain hum kya hain fir :O
Rashii dear Aap Joke padhne walo ki Sis. huyi :-(
hehehehe. . . Yani katrind ki Bahna :)
Hellow priya rashi didi jay and admin how are you and my all friend i miss you and you miss me tel me
Hello bheem ji :)
Yaar Bhim itane dino kaha gayab raha ? Hum to bade maze se hai, Aap sunaye kaise hai ?
RAASHIII aapko nhi aati ki shayad aap v usse chahne lgi hai :)
hum kisi ko nhi chahte, aur jo hume chahega wo koi pagal hi hoga :-P jo hume jhel sakey aisa shyad hi koi ho :(
RAASHIII
chand pr kali ghata chati to hogi,
sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
tum laakh chupao dunia se mgr,
akele me hamari yaad aati to hogi..
dosto ki yaad toh hume hamesa aati hain :)
nd jaha tk tumhe jhelne ki baat hai,
subh hogi fir saam hogi,
ye jindgi aapke naam hogi,
kvi mangkr to dekho hmse,
honto pe hashi or hatheli pr jaan hogi..
jaan ka hum kya karege humare liye to dosto ki dosti hi anmol hain
Hi bheem ji kaise ho ap?
Mobile bana h hr ladki ki shaan.miss call karke ladko ko krti h pareshan .sms me likhti h miss u meri jaan teri aawaz sunne ko tarse h mere @ haan 4-5 boyfrnd bana kr kehti h ek tu hi meri jaan .apne raaz saheliyo ko bta kr krti h hairaan kehti h ladko ko ullu banana h aasan hosh me aa bhai aur inko pehchaan .mat pado inke chakkar me ye ladkiya hai shaitaan
Bheem bhaiya aap kaishi ladki k chakkar me phash gaye thhe. Esi vajah se aap gayab thhe kya ?
Hello friends…whats going on?
Rashii didi ham kusal mangal h aap sunaye jay dear hm itne din hospital m the priya ji aaj kl aap nonveg pr very good but aap to nonveg food khati hi to nonveg pr kaise hehe or ha rashii didi and priya mujhe ek mast sayri bhejo mujhe apni girl freand ko khus krna h
Bheem ji apko kya ho gaya thha ?
*THE LAL FACTOR*
by 3 wheeler baba….
DARU peeyo to…………AANKHEIN LAL,
KISS karo to…..LIPS LAL,
SEX karo to… LUND LAL,
karte hue pakde gaye to…………….. .GAND LAL,
AUR bach gaye to ………
“JEEYO MERE LAL”
3WBJ3WBJ 3WBJ3WBJ3WBJ3WBJ
@ Admin bro. Ye Benaam koun hai ? Maine kai baar ense inka parichay pucha par inhone nahi bataya. Mujhe to lagta hai ye apna “G” Dost Samir hai jisko ab dosto se “G” Marwane me maza nahi aata hai :P
Aur use ab Pakistan jane ka chaska lag gaya hai :-(
Teacher : Baccho wo koun si chiz hai jise tum dekhte to roz ho lekin pakad nahi sakate ho ?
Pappu : Ji Madam wo aapke Mamme hai :-(
Hi dosto, Ye mera ye Tazurba hai keee . . .
“Kuch Dosto (Logon) k liye Aap tab tak hi Acche hai jab tak Aap unki Ummedo ko pura kartey hai ”
aur
Kuch Dost Log Aapko tab tak hi acche lagatey hai jab tak aap unsey koi ummed nahi rakhtey hai .
Dosto mere es Vichar se Aap log kaha tak Sahmat hai ? Please Apne-Apne Vichar jarur dijiyega .
Jay , Ye to wohi baat h
Kuch logo ne dosti kar k waqt guzar liya,
Kuch ne waqt gujarne k liye dosti kar Li …..
@Dhiraj sweetheart, Aaj phir ek shaam guzar gayi hai tere intzar me, en ek-ek shaam ka hisab dena tujhe bahut bhari padega. Mar-Mar k tera “G” Lal na kar diya to mai teri dosti k kabil nahi .
Mai ab chala sone apne khawabo k sath . . . Good Night ! ! . .tc. .
Dear all lovely frnds, gud night . . .sweet dreams . . .tc. .
@jay…truth is life,
love is life
dediction is life
serving needy people is life.
truthness in friendship is life,
to keep good feelings for 24hrs in ur heart for someone or everyone is life,
Body is false…u or ur soul is truth,
Jay honey heart..agr mere bus mein hota naa to mein tumse itni lambi dosti khuda se mangta..ki khuda k pass bhi uss lambi dosti ka hisab nhi hota..
keep great love inside of ur heart..u will be the happiest person of d world..
isliye jay mujhe hamesha pyaar krna..kyunki khuda ne hi hum dono ko milwaya tha…aur woh humari sacchi dosti se hi hum par khush hoga..agar sabut chahiye to apne dil k bhitar ki awaaz suno..
tc jay…
ur true friend and sweetheart..Dhiraj*
tumhein malum nhi mein tumhari har khi baat mere liye..apni diary mein likhta hoon..tumne aur samir ne mujhe behad pyaar diya..isliye tum dono mere dil k bhitar gulabo ki khusbuon mein…mahkte rahoge..
jay n samir n baki friends..gudnight!!
…om namah shivay…
…friends aapka hr kadam iss duniya ko..khubsurat aur khushaal banae..
..GOOD MORNING…
..good morning jay n samir and friends
..be happy and happy..
gd mrng dhiraj ji
Electronic Morning!
Disconnect ur sleep.
Switch on ur
concentration signal,
amplify urself. In Short I
wish u a “High Voltage
Day…” Good Morning frnds….
Good Morning frnds
bheem ji kya ho gya tha apko, aur gf bna li btaya tak nhi????
Rashi ji aap ne Priya ji ka charge le liya lagta h raat ko jagne ka …..
Bheem Yaar kya hua tum hospital Mein kyo the koi accident to nahi Ho gya…..mujhe to ab accident k naam se darr lagta h .
Jay , try karta rah koi basanti agar na milli to koi baat nahi ramu kaka to mil hi jayenge :P
Wanted tum to aachi shayari karne lage Ho ……keep it up….
Priya ji aap college Mein kya padhti h ?
Nilesh tumhari tabiyat theek Ho jayegi par time lagega mujhe bhi khuch din pahle fever hua tha , weather hi aisa h …
Beenam bhai tum kya hide n seek khel rahe Ho …bahut din baad nazar aaye …kaha the ?
Admin meine tumhari baat mante hue Ek hi cmt Mein san dosto se baat kar Li aur abi koi sher ya joke bhi nahi post kya h …..aage din ka pta nahi ….hehehe .
Deleted bro, thanks
ab mera fever thik hai. But khansi abhi b aa rhi hai.
Deleted bro kaise hai ap…???
Del bro, main to roz hi nvj aata hoon.
Bas waqt ki kami ki wajah se kabhi kabhi cmnt kar paata hoon.
3WBJ
@benaam wohi to mwin kah raha hun cmts section mein to tum hide and seek khel rahe ho….
ye 3WBJ ka kya matlab h ???
@Deepak (not wanted)
Wo aurat badi aas (big ass) le kar aaye thi Jo pandit ne deekh Li …..
Ab joke clear hua ?
Del ji,im doing PG in computer application..aap kya karte ho?
I had done M.Tech in Hydraulic structure ( branch of civil engineering)
Doing MBA by correspondance . Doing Job.
Ok.. !Very good..
hum to apko yad kartae hain
Meri sari comments post nhi hui………galat bat he admin g………….
sonam itne ghatiya shers likhogi to esa hi hoga…
esa likho ki mere hath khud approve karne ko majbur ho jaye
okk……….bye…..
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