The Pure Urdu Name For Condom
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The Pure Urdu Name For Condom:
Ghilaaf-E-Auzaar-E-Mazaa-E-Mohabbat Bandish-E-Izaafaa-E-Nasal.
Kuch Tamiz Seekh Lo, Hamesha Fugga-Fugga Karte Rehte Ho
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SAVDHAN RAAVAN MAHARAJ PADHAR RAHE HAIN LEKIN DARNA NAHI YE BILKUL SHANT MOOD ME AA RAHE HAIN AAJ KISI KA APRAHAN BALATKAAR NAHI KARENGE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oye RAAVAN maharaj agr itni jor se hasoge na to koi ldki tumhare passs ni aayegi dear….
isliye to wo balatkar nahi kar sakta..
raavan is a balatkari purush
you are right
kamaal Krte Ho Pandey Ji Kya Kya Likhte Rehte Ho
waah kya write time pe dialog mara hai anuj
Badhiya he admin ji .vese apne urdu bolna kaha se sikha?
Panchi urf Udti Chidiya main na ek urdu bolne wali ladki se sex kar raha thha usne kaha ki ye pahan lo… hehe kuch jyada lamba naam thha so manine sex chhod ke fon pe google search kiya tab jake pata laga hehehehe
It may b posbl cause admins do so.
Kya sirt itni si baat ke liye tumne sex karna chodd diya, kardi na santa wali baat
full to fataak
kapil, tel me am i so bad that nobody wants to b frndz with me?????
@spicy, you are not bad but the main problem is that you are so cute, imotional and sweat. and u know this time is called 'KALYUG'. and anything is possible in this time.but keep it your nature , i sure ek din aisa ayega ki har koi tumhe apna frnd banana chahega.
hey tina happy birthday yaar….many many happy retrns of d day
gilaaf means takiye ka cover, auzaar yani ke lund, bandish mean preventing, izaafa means increase, nasal means paidawaar…Now, read with meanings if anybody dnt underwent this joke.
aare raja ji kya apne bhi usi ladki k sath sex kiya he jiske sath admin ne kiya tha.,badhiya explain kr lete ho ap bhi
nahi panchi g aisi baat nahi hai…
hi spicy…can v bcum gud friends?
@kapil, agar kal tumhe is fugge ( Ghilaaf-E-Auzaar-E-Mazaa-E-Mohabbat Bandish-E-Izaafaa-E-Nasal ) ke bare main pata hota to tumhe aaj ye din dekhna na padta.
hello – main badi harami hun aur sath mein chutiya bhi
me ap sabi ko kah dena chahti hun ki sare aake meri ek ek baar maaro
Main bachho ko bigadane ka kam ker rahi hun govt. ko meri gaand pe laat maar ke mujhe jail mein band kar dena chahiye
Edit by Admin: Tina Beti urf Ashok tum bhul gaye ki main admin hun tere jaiso ko subha shaam apne L*nd pe bithata hun.. Bade dino se tera drama dekh raha thha par aaj tune ye comment mere khilaf karke apni aisi tesi karva li hai
Wow admin tumne to iski aise hi mar li.
Hi tina
@admin, Maine tumhe pahle bhi kaha tha. HATS OFF TO YOU.
Admin ji jaada mat bithatya karpo varna wo tut jayega hehehe (srry)
hi divya
dekh admin divya ko teri kitni chinta hai yaar….or ek tu hai jo hmesha social wrks me hi busy rehta h
mazzzzzzzzza aa gya yar yeh nya naam sunkar
Strange joke %-)
apkhoo urdu sikhnaa padagaa is joke samajnaa ka liyaa
well thats mean aglaa janaam maai
nice joke
hi!!!hi!hihi!!!
Happyyyyyyyyyyyyy Birthdayyyyyyyyy To U
Happyyyyyyyyyyyyy Birthdayyyyyyyyy To U
Happyyyyyyyyyyyyy Birthdayyyyyyyyy DEAR TINA Happy birthdayyyyyyyy to uuuuuuuu………
thankssssssssssssssss a lotttttttttttttttttttt
aaaaaannnnnnnjjjjjjjjllllllliiiiii
hye KAPILLL yar MANISH se CONTACT kr ke pucho na vo kaha h or uske daddy kaise h plzzzzzzzz…..
helo anjli g mujhse bhi kr lo koi dosti
hye SPICY sweety ka hua apko we r frndzzz ok……
@admin, bura mat man na , par mujhe ye hi maloom karna tha ki tum hum par kaha tak nazar rakhte ho. mujhe tum bataoge to nahi par ho sake to batana to sahi ki tumne ye sab kaise kiya
Tina tumhari haalt us chor jaisi hai jo pakde jane pe ye kahta hai ki… arey main to tum logo ki security check akr raha thha ki sab kuch thik thak bhi hai ya nahi
@admin, tum aapni jagah sahi ho par maine bilkul yehi socha tha kher tumhari wajah se mujhe kuch naya sikhne ko mil gaya. thanks to you.SABSE BADI BAAT TO MAIN YE SEEKH GAYI KI, SABSE PANGA LELO PAR ADMIN SE HARGIJ MAT LO.
Dear ADMIN Sir
Yeh Joke Bahut badhiya laga. Mujhe urdu ki bahut knowledge hai. Aur maine yeh dekha ki is joke me kahi bhi koi spelling mistake nahi hai.
"Speaking Urdu is my Nature"
Fakat-was-Salaam
(RUKHSANA)
sorry anjali27 november ke liye.kya hum doste ban sakte hai
varun m sirf mzak kr ri thi yarrrr,bt u hurt me………. jb m tumhe kuch bura ni khti hu fir tumne kyu kaha………
maine phle bhi kaha tha we r frndz……
Hello Admin
Nice 1 but yaar mujhe yeh FUGGA FUGGA samajh nahin aaya.
can u explain, mein bhi ek naya word sikh lounga.
thanks.
Khushnu, Pakistan mein condom ko punjabi mein Fugga kahte hai
Nice Yaar
kiya tum bta sakte ho pakistan mein whisper ko punjabi mein kiya kahte hai.
don't think deeply I m just jokeing
@TINA hw ru?
welcome sahil and thankyou very much, i am waiting for your upcoming comments.
noooooooooooooo
Admin jee, aap ne koshish to achi ki, lekin mein iss se ittefaq nahi karta, maaf karna dost. sab se pehli baat to yeh ki ye izafat wala tareeqa Urdu ka nahi balki farsi ka hai. Mere Khayal se Maza-e-mohabbat ki takeeb bhi ghalat hai aur phir ke maeni sex lene ka to sawal hi paida nahi hota. dick (penis) ke liye bhi behtar lafz maojood hai phir iss ko hathyar-e-maza-e-mohabbat kehne ka matlab? Darasl ye poori takeeb hi ghalat hai. Khair, just for the sake of joke, its good.
Abe Sohail ye joke kiskne kaha ki mene banaya :((
Aur tumhe galat laga to tum hi bana do na acha sa meaning
Suhail to mujhe "TOPA" lagta hai.
Condom ka meaning bilkul correct banaya gaya hai. Is me kahi koi galti nahi hai.
Mujhe Admin Sir par Naaz hai ki unhone Urdu Zubaan ko itna behtareen tareeqey se pesh kiya hai.
Agar Suhail ko koi problem hai to me usko naseehat deti hu ki kisi Islamic School me admission lekar apni Urdu ko improve kare.
Hehehe Rukhsana Ji thanks for covering me
Admin, ooper tum ne Panchi ko reply karte hue kia likha? ki uss urdu bolne wali ladki ne tumko yeh bataya aur phir tum ne google search kia? ab mein ne ghalat kaha to tum mukarne aur bhadakne lage.
Agar condom ko urdu word hi dena hai aur tumhare style mein to isse GHILAF-E-AAZA-E-TANASUL keh lo yaar. waise yeh farsi ho jata hai. lekin farsi mein bhi condom ko condom hi kehte hain.
Chiil man.
abe Sohail tujhe hehehehe meri vo ladki wali baat pe yakin aa gaya…… hehehehehehe abe hadd hai hehehehehe itna to main jokes pe nahi hasta jitna ab hass raha hun… heheheheh
Abe Admin, yakeen ki baat nahi hai, cause n effect wali baat hai. tumhare joke ke base ki baat kar raha tha. lagta hai tujhe meri baat samajh mein nahi aayee.
@Rukhsana, mujhe advice dene se pehle apna chehra aaine mein dekh liya hota. agar tujhe urdu aati to urdu mein use hone wale words ki jankari hoti. use hone wale words aur zabardasti gaye words mein kia fark hota hai yeh teri samajh se bahar hai. and btw, urdu language ka Islam ua Islamic school ka koi talluk nahi. Islamic schools mein religion padhaya jata hai, language nahi. ab yeh difference bhi tujhe kia pata hoga. samajh sako to samajhna warna tera kuch karna padega.
Sohail teri language offensive hoti jaa rahi hai control kar
@Ruksana :: **zabardasti banaye gaye words.
@ TINA
hw ru?
kya mere dost bno ge?
OK A-1 grade joke but pure Urdu word for (male) condom is Waqi Zakri or Waqi Qazeebi and (female) condom is Zanana Waqi. If you wish mu'arrib then you can say Aajil Zakri instead. Also FYI coitus interruptus is 'Ajl in Urdu. Also if you wish mufarris of Qazeeb it would be called as Kair.