The Word No Offense Is Like ..
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The Word No Offense Is Like A Condom,
Which You Put Before Your Words,
When You Fuck People Publicly.
Example: “No Offense, You Are An Asshole“
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Bekaar
leval se upar ki baat.
Naina ji , last wale folder me akhtar wala apka comnt bht pyara tha..vo comnt… ap ne khud likha h…?
yes,ofcourse.
koi pathar se na mare ,mere diwane ko…….
…..nuclear ka jamana hai ,time bomb se uda do sale ko.
very great line..
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:-);-):-D:O
not gud…
Hehehehe… :-)
Nice one..!
BOMB DIFUSING INSTRUMENT
Its a nasty one but I am sure u guys will laugh over it :- Arz kiya hai…
Teer kya chalati ho,
dhaar to talwar me hai,
Duppate se kya chhupati ho,
Maal to salwar me hai..
Palat kar dekh janeman,
Jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hai..
Bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho ,
to Chaddi me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai..
Dhishkyaaaoon.. !
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Nitesh bhai kya baat hai aaj apne apna full size photo v post kia hai gun sahit. Kafi achhe mood me lgte ho aaj to .
Wah!! Nitesh ji
Boss Gun le ke Gusse me Office aaya aur chillaya-’Kis Madarchod ne meri Biwi ko Choda hai jaan se maar dunga..’
Peeche se awaaz aayi-’Goliyan kam padd jayegi bhadve! :P
hehehehe.. mst joke h..
Na chodo kisi ko itna
ke uski chut tumhari kamjori ban jaye…
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use chodo kuchh iss tarah
ke tumhra lund uske liye zaruri ban jaye..! :-D
bhai aap to साक्षात KAAMDEV k avtar lgte hain.
harkate to Ramdev wali hai.
@Nina us lu#d se meri compare naa kar…! wo ek no. ka ch###a hai..!
Koi aur dekh le…!
nitesh ji tum to admin ko beat kr gye…….dhansoo jokes and sexy shayari ki h aaj aapne
deleted g wo kya hai naa aaj kalh @Admin kuch zyda hi busy ho gaya thatswhy aisa ho raha warna apni etni aaukaat kaha..!
Nd busy bhi kuch zyda abb to wo reply bhi nahi karta..!
dosto filhal kuch family ki problem ki wajah se busy hun and kuch din busy rahunga…. isliye mene comment automatic kiye hai taki khas logo ko bat karne mein dikkat na ho.. and rahi bat jokes ki to maximum jokes mere nahi hote.. so mere se koi b aage nikal sakta hai..
bas main usko thoda refine karke, language sudhar ke. logic dal ke.. jo cheez honi chahiye proper near to the reality bana ke and end mein spelling thik karke taki padne mein kisi ko dikkatna aaye karta hun.. site pe agar 2000 jokes hai to 100 jokes hi ese honge jinpe mene dimag lagaya hoga baki ke users ne bheje hai ya fir net se liye hai..
Net pe hazaro jokes hai par jaise Nunmited achi achi shayari dhund ke dalta hai ese hi main b ache ache jokes jinko pad ke hasi aaye dalta hun.. thats all
aur mere ko khushi hai ki mere kuch users idhar jokes dalte rahte hai aur logo ka dil bahalta rahte hai, main late b ho jau to koi farak nahi padata ;)
Sex se pehle kapde utarte waqt ladki gir gayi!
Boy-sambhal k Jaan lagi to nhi?
Sex k bad kapde pehante waqt fir giri!
Boy-: andhi hai kya..? madarchod! :P,X_X
hmmmmm
Shudh Refined Version http://nonvegjokes.com/jaanu-tumhe-chot-lag-jayegi-585.html
Yasomti Mom se talking Nandlala,
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Radha Q fair l m q kala..?
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Boli smiling Maiya
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listen mre lala..Wo city ki gori aur tu village ka Gwala so u r kala.:).
nice trnrlet kiya hai
modern version
The GF bought a lovely new signature addition Rolex Watch for her BF’s 40th birthday…
“Do u like it ?” she asked.
“It’s great!” He said -”It’ll remind me of ur pussy”.
She laughed: “Is that bcoz its exclusive & sexy?”.
He replied:”Nah, its a bit loose round my wrist!”
Hie evryone….
How r u all..?
deleted,jay,dhiraj dear,nilesh,alok,navya,prity,nina,deepak nd all…?
Nd @Admin bhai tu apni bta tu kaisa hai..?
Nd sry yaar if any1 misng there..! aap bhi btao aap sb kaise ho..?
Nitesh bhai hme kya hoga hm to mst hain. Qki permanent dukh {wife} abhi hai nhi. Aur temp.tens{GF} koi milti nhi.
Site ki v saari ldkiyon ko pta k dekh lia koi pat ti hi nhi.
nitesh baba,
kanhi aapne hi to nhi madhypradesh ka khajuraho mandir nirman krya tha..haha!!
janha kaam yudh chal raha tha!!
pujya shri nitesh kaam baba aapki jai ho!!
@Alok bhai aaj-kal to apna phata pada hua hai dekha nahi pichle kitne dino se ye sb mauj masti band tha..!
bt bhai abb aage sb theek hai…!
Aap sunao aap kaise ho..?
Nd thanx 4 d compliment swthrt..!
i also f9
Nitesh bro, ap ne kaha -’bt bhai abb aage sb theek h’
hehehe..is ka mtlb peeche abhi tk theek nahi h… ;) ;)
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Don’t mind bro. Jst joking…
Nitesh aaj to kuch jyada hi khush lag rahe ho kya baat hai
Haan haan ekdm sahi bhai..!
ek budhiya se setting hui hai aaj hi . Khush to hoge hi.
Two parents take their son on a
vacation to a nude beach. The
father goes for a walk on the
beach, and the son goes and
plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his
mom and says, “Mommy, I saw
ladies
with breasts a lot bigger than
yours!”
The mom says, “The bigger they
are, the dumber they are.”
So he goes back to play.
Minutes later, he runs back and
says,”Mommy, I saw men with
penises a lot bigger than
Daddy’s!”
The mom says, “The bigger they
are, the dumber they are.”
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later, he comes
running back and says,”Mommy,
I just saw Daddy talking to the
dumbest lady I ever saw, and
the more they talked, the
dumber he got!”
Baba Saxidas Ka Ek Khas Bhakt Thha Rahul.
Uski Kuch Dino Baad Shadi Thhi To Vo Baba Ke Pass Card Dene Pahunch Gaya
Rahul: “Baba Pranam! Agle Mahiney Meri Shadi Hai, Aapke Liye Card Laya Hun”
Baba Saxidas: “Jeeta Rah Bachha, Hum Jarur Aayenge”
Rahul: “Baba Ji, Aapse Ek Sawal Puchna Thha?”
Baba: “Pucho Bachha”
Rahul: “Main Kese Pata Karu Ki Meri Biwi Virgin Hai Ya Nahi?”
Baba: “Bahut Hi Simple Hai Bachha, Suhagrat Ko Apni Ek Goti Ko Lal Aur Dusri Ko Neela Paint Karke Ja”
Rahul Hairani Se: “Baba Us Se Kya Hoga?”
Baba: “Agar Biwi Ne Unko Dekh Ke Reponse Diya — Oh My God, Colourfull Gotiya To Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekhi To Samjh Jana Ki….“=D =))=D =)) =D =)) =D =)) =D =))=D =)) =D =))
nice joke nitesh ji…haha haha
Nitesh abe ye idhar site ka posted joke tune idhar kyu dal diya ?????
http://nonvegjokes.com/baba-saxidas-ka-virginity-test-karne-ka-tarika-1293.html
Aisa isliye kyun..?ki socha tumse kuch isi bahane baat ho jaye..! <3
dear mere se bat karne ke liye kisi bahane ki jarurat nahi hai… sidha essage kar diya karo…
hmm
@Admin bhai wo teri dharm releated smthng jo spch thi naa ki abb wo dharm pe related jokes nahi aaya karenge nd all that..!
Bhai ek din aisa hoga ke tere is site pe bhajan kirtan hoga tu un chutiya logo ke msg to bahot padhta hai aur hmari msg ki to hamesha maa bahen ek kar ke rakhe rahte ho chahe wo kitna bhi important kyu naa ho..! :-(
samosey bhai cool down…..:-):-)
Nitesh bro hehe bhajan kirtan hoga to isme bura bhi kya ha?
Vaise admin se baat nanwane ka ek rasta ha vo ye ki hum ladki ki id se admin ko Email karen
hehehe..gud comnt Don bro.
haan bhai sahi kah rhe ho. Ldki k name pe to Admin se kuchh v karwa lo kuchh v.. . . .
Users aap smz gaye na. . . . .
wo mere dil ka chain,mere sapno ka sahajada,abhi tak aya kyun nahi….
….kuta,kamina,harmjada.
Pati k marne k next day,wife ne papr me diya-
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Antim sanskar me shamil hue sab logo ko thnx..
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FROM-Shalu(30),
Hight-5’5″,
Gora rang,
36-24-36
Bachhe nahi h.
haha haha …
Shalu apki saheli hai kya ?
Shalu ab dusre ko v maarne k liye ready hai. Jab itna kuchh btaya to ch**t ka size v bta deti. Ek lmbi line lg jati.
meri to nhi, lekin lgta h aapki achi saheli h
Mere kahne par hi usne apne pati ko maara hai. Bt uske pati ki mout par aap itna khush q hain . Khush to muze hona chaiye.
Hehehehe…
kya baat hai deepak bhai…
Himansu nd jack bhai abb is topic ko closd kr dete hai..!
Maine pahle pura comments padhe bina hi aisa kuch comments kar diya..!
Nd @Admin sry bhai..!
2jhe jaisa sahi lage waisa tu kar..! :-)
Yaar Nitesh sahi ja rhe the. “U” turn q lia. Ab to jarur bhajan kirtan honge.
hmm
tummmm…
ek kamre me band ….
ek kamre mai….
Happy birthday priya wish u a many happy return of the day
nitesh bahut mazaa aya abhi tere jokes read kar k…….
shayari time
Rahane Waalon Se Nahi,
Jaane Waalon Se Pucho Zindagi Kya Cheez Hoti hai,
Paane Waalon Se Nahi,
Khone Waalon Se Pucho Izzat Kya Cheez Hoti Hai,
Ameeron Ko Kya Dekhte Ho,
Zara Gareebon Se Pucho Daulat Kya Cheez Hoti Hai,
Arre Jissne Dil diya Hai Unsey Nahi,
Jinka Dil Toota Hai Unsey Pucho Mohabbat kya Cheez Hoti
Hai.
Ky baat hai delet aaj to pakka barrish hogi aapke ye shayri sunkar hahaha
baddia hai deleted bhai….
true shayri yaar
fantastic shayari del ji…carry on.
mera dil nhi toota..kyunki woh behad mazboot hai..bus thoda jkhmi ho jaata hai..phir bhi usse pyaar krta hai!!
true!!
wah kya baat hai jee..!
:p hahaha!!
are mere subhah ke commemt sham ko publish hote hai,kyon?
Koi to btye.
why.
nina
lagta h tum meri tarah auyo approve nahi ho tabhi tumhare cmts late publish hote h…..
kabhi,ek aur nina aur kabhi ek aur admin.
. . . .ye ramgopal verma ne filme band krke comment bnane suru kar diye?.
No Offense , Badhiya Joke Tha :-P
Jee krda ae ki dil di gaal dil ch rehn dva,
Je usne kehni hai ta usnu kehn dva,
akha ch hanju ta bahut ande ne,
dil roz soche k ehna nu roka k behn deva,
@Deepak,..once agin congrats..kyunki kal ki baat puri naa ho saki…u r great Deepak 500 hindi gaane tak yaad hain..
@prince,.u r nice ki tum mujhe baby khte ho!!.but jay ki kami khal rahi hi…pata nhi kiss janam ki dushmani nikal raha hai…agar woh nhi aaega aur kucch dino tak to ..cmnt krna thoda mushkil ho jaega..but jab tak tum dono yaad krte ho tab tak to accha hai…mujhe usse ek problem hai ki wo atleast mere liye dirty cmnts naa kre!!..baki sb kucch kre..thats it!!
@Deepak meri bhi kucch pasand hai..but ek hi nai kai aise hai..jinke baare mein mujhe pata tak nhi..mujhe in artisto k song acche lagte hain.
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FEMALE artist:haley williams lady gaga, selena gomez, katty perry, alicia keys, briteny spears, maddona, kelly clarkson, taylor swift, shakira, avril, rowland, freesman n winter gordon, rihhana, christina, hanaa montana, celion, emilie, adele, lady antebellum n many many mores naam yaad nhi!!
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MALE artist:akon, westlife, backstreet boys, linkin park, jay-z, drake, b.o.b, justin timberlake, justin bieber, michael jackson, eminem, enrique, eric turner, david guetta, usher,
bryan adams, lionel richie, edward maya, bruno mars, sean kingston, an many many more. :)
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hindi mein:
saajan,mohra,sadak,humraaz(old),fashion,jashn,vishwaatma,dil,raja hindustani,roza,kasoor,raaz,jaane 2 yaa jaane na,IHLS,1 main aur 1 tu,ashiq banaya aapne,kal ho na ho,ashiquie,MBKD,wake up sid,dosti(old),
yuvraz,aur kai old hindi songs 1950-80 k beech k,..aur bahut se..naam yaad nhi aa rahe!!!!!
mera koi ek fav nhi hai..hr mahine badal jaata hai!!
tc!! good evening!!
:)*
Dear apki choice bohot acchi h…in moviz songs muje b bht pasand h….
In k st 1 movie or b jod skte ho- ROG
Khubsurat h vo itna saha nahi jata….
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Maine dil se kaha dhund lana khushi…
na samaj laya gum toh ye gum hi sahi…
@Deepak..,humare music taste alag ho sakte hain…but tumhari dosti ka taste mujhe pasand hai!!
mein TV serials ya bollywood ya hollywood movies nhi dekhta…kyunki woh waise nhi hote jaisa mein chahta hoon…
mein ek bollywood song avrg 5 baar sunta hoon
but ek english song max 50 baar..
but ek hero ki movie humesha dekhta hoon..woh movie kitni bhi flop kyun naa ho jarur dekhta hoon..uski saari movie mein dekh chuka hoon..sirf usi ko dekhne k liye..secret hai..nhi bataunga!!…maine duniya k laakho khubsurat sexy etc etc ladke net pe dekhe but usse koi beat nhi kr paya!!..perfect look n beauty!!..yeh baat alag hai ki samay k 7 log dikhne mein badal jaatein hai..but hes look so stunning!!..perfect attractivenes,perfect sexyness,perfect hottness,perfect complexion,perfect body,..!!ladkio ka batana thoda muskil hai..but britney spears is so sexy lady!!…agar woh saamne aa jae to usse aap kiss krne se khud ko rok nhi paoge!!..aur baki to mujhe khass sexy nhi lagti..aur hot girls jo 90percent above ho i dont know…by the way im 95%hot and 99%sexy…isliye koi aadmi mujhse chipak k nhi beith sakta warna aisa current lagega ki pair upar niche krta rahega..jaise past tuesday hua tha ek admi k saath!!
:)
mazaa nhi aaya
kb, kahan nd q ?
abhi ye joke padh kar mazaa nhi aaya…
are yaar joke pdh k maza nhi aaya, me smza k. . . . Chalo jaane do. . . . . .
Abe kyon iski utar raha hai
alok utrne me exprt hai.sayed utrne se hi kisi ko mza aye.
Aaj to dhiraj dear ka din hai maze le lo… dear..!
ab lagta hai..yeh jawaani mujhe nhi chhodne wali..
teri chahat mein lagta hai yeh budhape ko rondne wali.
har din meri jawaani mein 4 chaand laga raha hai..
suraj dhlne par yeh mujh pe sunaami ka khr barpa raha hai..
meri khubsurti pehle se jada badhti jaa rahi hai..
mere nason mein bijli si railgadi daude jaa rahi hai..
tujhse milne ki bhookh..ab aur badhti jaa rahi hai..
aaj teri wajah se mein pyaasa hoon..ek boond to gira de
aee knjoos makhhichoos..jada paani ikhatta mat kr..nhi to malaria ka shikar ho jaega!!
:)…………..Dhiraj(*the elctricity*)dheere ka jhtka jor se!!..haha
:)..hansne k bahane nikalo..hansne k bharose mat dhundo :)
aaj mein sabko GOOD NIGHT nhi khunga woh khunga jo kisi ne shayad ab tak naa kha ho…
..BEST
…OF
..9YTT!!
TUM TUM ho to kya TUM ho…HUM HUM hain to kya HUM hain..
..tumhe aage ka pasand hai
..hume bhi aage ka pasand hai
..tumhe upr ka pasand hai
.hume bhi upar ka pasand hai
..tumhe picche ka pasand hai
..hume bhi peeche ka pasand hai
..usko tumhe dabane mein maza aata hai
..usko hume sahlane mein maza ata hai.
..tumhe usko dalne mein maza aata hai..
..hume use haath mein lene mein maza aata hai..
..uske bina tum rh nhi sakte
..uske bina hum jeene ki soch nhi sakte..
..TUMHARA, MERA aur ISS cmnt k padne walo k HANDSET!!
:)
Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?
Santa: Choot..!
Girl slapped & said: “Tu Randi Khane me nahi hai harami, yeh KFC ka counter hai”
hahaha…..good nitesh
g m frnds
Gud mrng..Alok ji…
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Koi chokri pati…?????????
Dear Deepak bhai ek ldki pt gai hai. So apne bhai ko mubarak baad to de do. Woh hai . . . . . .
Morning in Cities-
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Delhi:Get Up Darlin
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Pune: dear U r getin late
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Mumbai:Wake up SwtHrt
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Rajasthan:Pani averiyo he
Light jaayi pri
Uthe he k dau bhogna me…
deepu ghna chokha joke mara tanye…….
or mane ap ri marwadi sun ne maja aai gi…
@ GOOD MORNING FRIENDS @
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Hi..Frnds…@Admin bro, @ Dhiraj ji, @Del bro
@Piyush bro.(Ñí£é$h ji), @Jay bro, @Wanted bro,
@Anuj bro,@ Nitesh bro, @HPS Bro, @Bchlore bro,
@Prince dear,@ Pyare mohan ji ,
@ Alok bro, @Lalit ji ,@ Salman ji ,@Himanshu dear,
@Aby bro,@ jack bro
@Priya ji ,@Sonam ji ,
@Navya ji, @Rashi ji
@ Varsha ji @Naina ji
@Priya sinha ji ,@ Prity ji ,
@ Ek aur NAINA JIi ,@ Monika ji,
@Suhana ji.,,
n Al fnds,
Hw r u…
deepak ji ram ram …ganhi khamba
i m real f9 and u deepak ji..???
gud mrng guys…!
Nd nice joke deepak jee.!
gud mrng frnds……
@admin tere bahit km cmts aa rahe h..???
@nilesh ji h r u?
@ priya ji ——-—-—— BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U…….
koi ladka deekha ghar walo ne ……study k baad to shaadi karva hi deni h ….
nina ji aap kya karti h …job ya study….??
ek aur nina ji ..aap bhi kuch batayiye???
bachelor ji kya hal raha h zindgi mein.?
prince um cmpt engr ho kya…bahut jante ho
himanshu ji …app ka kya dhandha h…..hehhe
jåy to gayab ho gya……..
dhiraj tumhari age kya h?
rashi ji ..,.aapko bhi yaad krte h hm…bhul to mein sakta nahi everyone knws y?
wanted bro agar naam badal kar cmt kar rahe ho to hint to do…
nitesh tumne to kal nazaree la diye ….cmts padh kar mazaa aa gya….
gd mrng del bro
i also f9 n u..??
And dear all frndz hw r u all..??
Lillited kal mene tujhe bataya to Tha ki kuch din busy hun
@deepak jee main ekdm massttt..! hu…
Aap apni sunao aap kaise ho..?
@deleted jee thanx..!
@deepak jee main ekdm massttt..! hu…
Aap apni sunao aap kaise ho..?
@deleted jee thanx..!
@Admin bhai thanx 4 evrythng..!
Asman Kay taray Aksar Pucha Kertay Hain
Kya Tumain Ab Bhi Intezar Hai Uskay Loat Anay Ka
Aur Dil Muskurakay Kehta Hai
Mujhe Toh Ab Bhi Yaqeen Nahi hai Us Kay Chalay Janay
Ka…
Very very true BEST MSG ACCORDING TO MY LIFE:-
Wenever i gave importance to a person, i valued
a person, they alwys cheated And now if i don’t give, they call it
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“Attitude”.
Weldone mr.delete nice line posted.morning friends h r u all.now it is rainning here wether is sexy and savan has started i m enjoying this morning with jalebiya and pakoras at swing
Hi Prity .
barish , pakode nd jalebiyan sbka maza ek sath wow.
Bt Kuchh hme v de do.
sath mein ch** bhi mill jaye to kya khub jamega….
ch** = chai kuch aur samajh rahe the kya?
double meaning