Then Who Are You?
Views: 21,853 - Posted on 25 Feb 2012
"Abe Kisi Ko To Baksh De, Sab Ko Ragad Dala, Vakiye Hi Bahut Chalu Aadmi Tha Ye."
A Lady On Phone: “Hello Sushl , Sir I Want To Meet & Talk To You. You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids.”
Stunned & Shocked Man Screamed: “Oh My God, I Am Married And So Careful With Modern Prevention Tactics And How Could This Happen To You? You Can Ruin Me, Are You Sonam?”
Lady Replied: “No”
Man: “Anjali”
Lady: “No, No”
Man: “Rashii?”
Lady: “No, No, No”
Man: “Harsha?”
Lady: “No, No, No, No”
Man: “Priya?”
Lady: “No…………………….Ooooooo”
Lady In Confusion: “Sir, I Am The Class Teacher Of Your Son“
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hmmmmmm dusht aur naam bhi daal dete waise joke gud hain :-P
hahahaha…achha hui meri bhootni ka naam nhi..warna..haha..bye freinds night ko miltein hain:)..tc everyone..
waise aur bhi ladkio k naam yaad the uss aadmi ko..:P
Dhiraj Sweetheart, Teri Bhootani to badi mushkil se kabhi-kabhi hi kabu me aati hai. waise Aaj raat ko maza aa gaya. . . .hehehe
acha joke he,lkin ek nam missng he????????????
Sonam Ji, Ek hi nahi kai naam missng hai, waise Aapko tens lene ki koi jarurat nahi Aap to no. 1 par hai :-) :)
Mr jay mujhe kisi bat ka koi tension nhi he……..
Konsa naam Missing hai :o
Mene to koi kasar nahi chhodi thi :’( buhuhuhu fir bhi koi bach gayi kya
Hmmm. . . “B” wale 2 dosto ki sunta kaha hai, 2mko hum dosto ni kitani baar mana kiya hai ki edhar udhar ghum kar aur jyada “G” mat marwaya kar.. esi vajah se teri yaaddast (memory) kamjor ho gayi hai. Jaise tu kah raha hai kiska name bhool gaya hun ? ?
Mai tujhe bata raha hu K . . . Vartika, Ragini, Divya, Rakhi, Savita, Sapna, Kajal, Rukhsana etc. Ka name tu bhool gaya thha. .hehehe
Ab tu in name ko yaad kar lena, Agar phir dubara bhool gaya to teri “G” par Chamde k Dande se pitayi hogi :-@
Meow…. Bina Bhonsid Ke .. mene hazar bar bola hai jo current active users hai main unke bare mein hi likhta hu…
Hai,sach kaha aapne to koi kasar nhi chodi………….
hehehehe :p
Yaar Admin ye bta kya Anjali aur Harsha, Vartika aur Ragini se jyada current active users hai ? jinka name 2mne likha hai.
Anjali.. Sonam hai aur Harsha apni panchii.. vo active ho ya na ho uska nam to mene fiur b dalna tha :p bakootri kameeni
hehehe. . .Admin bro. Agar Sonam aur Anjali ek hai toh phir dono name likhane ki kya jarurat thhi ??
Taki us se double badla le saku ;) usne bhi to mere pe ek quiz program banane ki sochia thi na :p
hehehehehe. . . :p
Ab aap sb frnds ko permision he aap jo chahe wo likh skte he admin g pe………..aaj aap puri tarah free he…….admin g ko koi problem nhi he,admin g se meri bat ho gai he……..ok
Yuppp, no prob
o admin hippo muje kamini ku keh rhe ho?
tu kissi nahi deti… aur aurat hone ke bavjood bhi ladki hone ka drama karti hai isliye :p
me ladki h hu aurat nhi to ladki hone ka drama krne ki jrurt ni h muje
Chal sabit karke dikha … hehehe aj rat ko milte hai checkup ke liye ;)
pehle janab ap sabit krke dikhao k u admin nhi sameer ho :p
Panchi hehehe vo facebook pe karta to hu sabit jab tu bolti hai.. bachi se esi bat nahi kara karo :p
abe jab inta sab post kiya to us aadmi ka bhi naam dal deta……….
Pankaj bro. Wo Aadami koi dusara nahi Apna Admin hi thha aur wo Teacher to apni . . . . ?
hehehe. . . . Naam to Aap samajh gaye honge :-)
Sahi Pahchana Tune Jay ;)
isi bat se khush hokar mene tujhe abhaydaan diya aur ek joke mein se tera naam hata ke kisi aur ka dal diya ;)
Ja khush rah hehehehe
@Admin bro, Sameer uraf BABA JI Aapka to Aashirwad hamesha hi humare sath hai. Tabhi to mera ek hi jaykara (NARA) hai. . .
“BABA Ji ki Fouj ,
Karegi Hardam Mouj.”
Esliye mere DOSTO Aap sabi se meri ek hi request hai keee Aap sabhi log Apne Sacche Tan, Man aur Dhan se judkar BABA G K “G” ki Sewa karey :-( :-P ;-D
Thanks for publishing
Hahahahahaha…..
Deleted bro, ye apka dimag tha kya…
Mai to samjha is site ki sabhi ladkiya gyi kaam se.. Hehehehehe….
Ye mera hi dimag tha aur mene hi naam likhe.. 2nd ye joke deleted ke joke se bahut pahle ka tha mere pass. :)
Ohhh.. ADMIN BRO thanks
Deleted it is not your joke… mere pas already 6+ months se tha… :p
GOOD AFTERNOON FRIENDS..
Nilesh one more warning.. agar tumne kisi ko bhi gud night ya god morning bolna hai to sirf ek comment mein bolo..
Other wise mujhe auto approval se tumko hatana hoga
Thik hai admin bro ab comts me hi bolunga
@RASHII Dear, Aapne aaj night ko jo dream dekha hai,
Kash! Wo haqikat me badal jaaye tab to meri Balle-Balle ho jaayegi . . .hehehe
Jay rashi ka dream sach hone par teri to balle_2 ho jayegi par site ek dost ko kho degi
Jay bro, apki balle balle kaise ho jayegi.. Samjha nhi mai…?
Sorry ! Nilesh bro. Mai es baat ko nahi bata sakta hun. Lekin haa Admin bro. Ya phir Rashii dear agar NOC de detey hai to phir mai thoda sa Clu aapko de dunga :)
adult story
Mother gives her Daughter
Pack of condoms b4 a date
Girl Laughs
&
Hugs her &
Says
Yhi soch to badalni h maa
I’m Dating With Julie,Give me Mulie.!
Admin kahde Ye joke bhi tere pass tha ….
Yupp.. Dear par uski last line ye hai ki… ladki ne ek mooli dikhayi aur mom ko boli: oye mom ye 2010 hai main apni saheli meena ke sath ja rahi hu, vo kela leke aayegi :p
Aur aap me himmat he admin g to sb ki comment publish krna………….
Tum mery dil main samao to koi baat bany,,,,, Phir kabi door na jaoo to Baat Bany ,,,,,Pyar kehny say to baat nahi banti,,,,Pyar ban k dikhaoo to koi baat bany,,,Hum to chup chup rehty hain magar, Tum a ker hansao to baat bany,,,Saath deny ki to sabi baat kia kerty hain,, Tum Kabi Saath Nibao to batt bany,,,, Rootho soo bar hamain koi shikiat na ho gi,Rooth kay maan bhi jaoo to baat bany,,,yeh ankhain her dam udas raha kerti hain “?????????????”,,, inn main koi khawab sajao to baat bany…………
Like this…
Mere cmts moderation Mein dal diye GUD h admin …..sidha kah deta ki site se bhag Jane ko …..tu mujhe block hi karde bhai ….kuch din try karne k baad Mein khud hi site chood dunga…..but accident k boring time Mein teri site ne mera timepass jarur KIA tha …..uski yaadein rahengi sol Mein ……bye admin mujhe lagta h Mein emotional Ho raha hun …..bye….
@ Deleted Listen Asshole….. dusre pe ilzam lagane se pahle aram se dimag ko shant karke socha kar ki esa kyu hua….. aur mene tujhe esa hi karna hota to auto mein na dalta…. and last thing jis din main esa karunga us din ek ke sath nahi sab ke sath karunga
Now the reason – tune lagta hai meri vo bat pe dhayan nahi diya jo mene starting main kahi thi… AUTO approve tabhi honge jab tum same email ko use karoge….. and dimag pe zor dal ke soch ki tune vo hi email id use kari..
Fir bhi dimag kahe ki haan mene vo hi kari hai to …. @gmail ki jagha @ymail kyu likha….
Umeed karta hun ki aaj ke baad esa bevkoofana iljam mere pe nahi lagaoge… aur ye bhi umeed karta hun ki har bat ko soch samaj ke aur parakh ke bola karoge.
Gud Day
frds,muje jokes ek *one* days late mil rha he
Kidhar late mil rahe hai ?
ye adim kitna harami hai saala