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Views: 8,585 - Posted on 08 Jul 2012
According to William Sexfear
Girlfriend Is Like Panipuri, Always Tasty.
Lover Is Like Pizza, Hot N Spicy.
Wife Is Like Dal-Chawal, No Other Option But Good 4 Health..
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What Is The Difference Between Condom And Parachute? Hole In The First Causes Life And A Hole In The ..- Yeh Saand Aapko Bhi Maarta Hai Kya?
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Reality of life now days
very true
hi frnds hw r u??
gud one..!
Blow Jobs
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.
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The only job you can suck at and still get a raise! :P
Arz hai…
“”Jhaante Kaatne Se Choot Aur Nikhar Jaati Hai…
Ajeeb Gulshan Hai Yeh, Jisme Ujadne Se Bahaar Aati Hai..”"
bahut khub….kya observation h ,,,,
Bus ki sari seat Mardo se Bhari thi aur 1 ladki khadi thi.
Kafi Der Baad Ladki Boli,
kya Jamana aa Gaya maa ke Laudo,
Chut khadi hai aur Lund Baitha hai.
Jubaan Pe Jab Bhi Naam Tera Aata Hai,
Ye Haath Mere Niche Chala Jaata Hai,
Tumhe Paane Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jaunga,
Ek Baar Karne De Warna Hila-Hila Ke Mar Jaunga..! ;-)
WAH WAH GR8
Aapke niche 2 goti hai to aap purush hai,
Agar apke niche 4 goti hai to ye mat sochna aap mahapurush hai,
Samajhna ye ki koi Apki gand mar raha hai.
SAHI KAHA BHAI
hehehe English Version :p
http://nonvegjokes.com/4-balls-between-your-legs-934.html
What does a Cigarette & a Vagina have in common?
The taste changes the closer you get to the butt… :P
nice lines full of truth
Wife-I Wish I Could Hav Bigger Breasts!
Husband- Press Them Against Sofa, Stay There All Day & Watch TV.
Wife- Will That Work?
Hus-Well, It Has Worked On Ur Ass! ;-)
hahaha
;)
nt a non veg joke…but…gud one….
Life is like a “Pussy Hole”
It’s filled with pleasure & pain.
Time is like an “Ass Hole”
what passes out doesn’t come back.
Businesses are like “Boobs”
it bounces up & down.
Inflation is like “Blow jobs”
they suck the happiness out of life
But “friendship” is like”sex”
Life has no “Meaning” without it. ;-)
kya baat h .samosay bhai…
Logo ne kaha pyar 1 dard hai…
Humne kaha dard kabul hai..
Logo ne kaha is dard ke sath ji na paoge…
Humne kaha tumhari Maa ka Bhosda
ab tum hume
CHODNA sikhaoge..! :P
good joke :tup
Ladki ke inkaar par Main ek ghazal pesh karta hu…
Pasand aaye to taali ka hakdar samjhna…
Yu Humko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi??
Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Diya Hota,
Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi??
Malum Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,
Neend Me Aa Kar Chudwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi??
Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Muhabbat Thi,
Par Behn-Ki-Lodi Tujhe Mujhe Dekh Ki Muskurane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi..! :P
samosay bhai…aaj to hansa hansa ke mar dalo ge….
:)
http://nonvegjokes.com/nakaam-ashiq-ki-shayari-912.html
Arey Bhai Idhar Ke Jokes Idhar Hi Kyu Dal Deta Hai?
What r d lightest & heaviest things on earth ??
Heaviest is Sperm.
even Hercules dropped it.
Lightest is Penis….
Even Imagination can lift it..!!
Mere sabhi Pyarey – Pyarey Bhaiyo aur Saliyo :P
Aap Sabhi ko mera pyar bhara Namashkar ho…….
Dosto! Ye mera cmnt mere un 2 frnds k liye hai. Jo Mujhse Naraz chal rahe hai.
Ek hai jo mere baat na karne se naraz chal raha hai aur dusara wo hai jo mere jyada baat karne se Naraz hai :p
Ek hai jo Mujh ko apne fb frndlist se unfrnd kar dia aur phir request bhi kiya jisko maine accept nahi kiya to naraz hai aur dusara wo hai jo apne ek frnds se kahta hai ki mujhko wo apne fb frndlist se unfriend kar de aur usne mujhe unfrnd nahi kiya to wo mujhse naraz hai :p
Ek hai jis se maine abhi tak baat nahi kiya aur wo abhi bhi mere vapshi ka intzar kar raha hai jabki dusra sala kamina jisko maine baar-baar manaya aur baat karne ki kosish kiya lekin wo abhi v mujhe koi response nahi de raha hai.
Ek hai jisko maine abhi tak kabhi v vlgar cmnts nahi diya aur wo kahta hai ki mere cmnts vlgar hote hai jabki dusara hai jiski maine Jamkar G mari hai apne cmnts me aur wo kahta hai ki tu jab baat karta hai to tharak chad jaati hai G marwane ki :P
Ek hai jiski vajah se meri Jay ke Name se Pahchan bani to dusara hai Jisne Mujhe Meri Marzi ke Khilaf Jabardasti mujhe Jay se Gay Bana diya :P :’(
Ek hai………….. Yaaro choro Cmnts lamba ho raha hai jisko dekh ke Dusarey wale frnd ki G phat rahi hogi jabki Pahla wale k liye ye kuch v nahi yaani naa k barabar hai :(
Yaaro ye hai mere wo 2 dost jin se mai chakar bhi door nahi jaa pata hun. Jinke bina mere pash sab kuch hotey huye bhi sab kuch adhura – adhura sa lagta hai.
Dosto aap logo ko ye mere 2 dost kaise lagey ?????
Aapne apne vichar jarur dijiyega ……
Aur wo 2 frnds hain apna swtheart dhiraj aur dusra is site ka godfather admin
ek DHIRAJ
dusara…ADMIN….
dusra main pahli ek ladki
SIX or SEX me kya farq h.?
utha ke maro to SIX
aur
lita ke maro to SEX
hath upar ho to SIX
aur
tange upar ho to SEX
sidha bahar jaye six
aur andar jaye to sex
Public ka awaaj ho to six
ladki ki awaaj ho to phr sex..! :P :-D
Nitesh bhai aap to site k hero ho . Agr aese hi chalta rha to kuchh din baad apne ADMIN bhai v apke chele ban jayenge.
Nlthesh bhai chha gaye dost
@jay, mein tumhare cmnts se naaraj nhi tha..lekin tumhein uss cmnt ki wajah se koi bura response deta woh mujhe accha nhi lagta….mein chahta hoon ki purani baato ko bhula diya jae…aur aisee dosti ki shuruaat ki jae…jismein mein mein tumhara sweetheart aur tum mere honey bano…
!!..
thats y i request u mujhe accept kr lo!!..means friendship!!
@jay,last n final m tumse khfa nhi hoon!!