Three Kinds Of Men
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Do You Know? There Are Three Kinds Of Men.
1st The Asians:
“They Have One Wife & One Girlfriend But They Love Their Wife The Most”
2nd The Americans:
“They Have One Wife & One Girlfriend But They Love Their Girlfriend The Most”
3rd The Indian:
“They Have One Wife & Four Girlfriends But They Love Their House-Maid The Most“
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I like this….
Mast hai….. Hehehehe…….
hahaha mast tha! ab lgta hai fir se mst mst joke bn rhe hai
@samir,…mera bus tumse itna kahna hai.
“mujhe har pal yaad naa karna”
“agar kisi ki yaad krte ho tum..to meri bhi yaad aa jaye aise dua krna”
“isliye nahi ki main tumhara accha dost tha”
“isliye ki mujhe yaad krke tumhare hoto pe pyaari muskaan aajaye”
….take samir..<3
@admin(sameer),diary search kr loon.
i m sorry tumhara ek bhi cmnt nhi hai mere pass..
par hoga ek din shayad agle month ho jaye…
but hoga dont worry:)
i promise u.tc
aaj do cmnt samir k add kr raha hoon.:)
*LOVE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME*
:)
solid…its applicable to shiney ahuja
*mere pass kai aise wajah ho sakti hai..jisse tum mujhese naaraj ho sakte ho…par tumhare pass ek wajah hai jisse mein tumse kabhi naraj ho jaoun aisa nhi ho sakta…aur woh wajah hai tumhari meethi si muskaan*
:By Dhiraj
No wife no gf no maid
bas us se hi kam chal raha hai
@ Ramo
Welcome to nonvegpur
No gf no wife bus
apne haath jagannath ….
Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai,
Dard-de-dil ki inteha malum hai,
Zindagi me kabhi muskurane ki dua na dena,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum hai.
From Dhiraj to jay via deleted
Zamane se kab k guzar gaye hote,
Jeene se pehle hi mar gaye hote,
Bandhe na hote agar apki dosti k dhago me,
To kab ke motiyo jaise bikhar gaye hote..
10 advantages of not having
a “LOVER”..
1. save time. 2. can sleep well. 3. Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4. Don’t hav to worry abt how u look.. 5. Can eat in any restaurant.. 6. No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7. Can talk with all gals.. 8. U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”.. 9. Can go anywhere with any one.. 10. Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Aaj Kal har shakhs hame
ZINDAGI KAISE JIYE ye
sikha kar jata hai,
unhe kaun samjhaye kuch Khwab Adhure hai hamare,
Varna humse accha Jina or kise aata hai.
Zindgi jab bhi teri bahon mein lati hai hamein,
Yeh zaami chand se behtar nazar aati hai hamein,
Har mulakat ka anjam judai kyon hai,
Aab to har waqt yahi baat satati hai…
tabhi maids k bhav bade hue h.