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Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bh*sdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega

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Snta Roz Wife Ko Sex K Wqt Kehta- Or Tight Kr - 2, Achhe Se Tight Kar. Wife 1 Din Gusse Se Boli- Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa K Ganne K Juice Ki Machine Me Dal Le.

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  25 Comments

  1. sonu says:

    ye lo naya joke –

    Biwi ko shaadi ke
    bahot saal baad pata
    chala ki uska pati chakka
    hai aur wo use plastic ke
    lund se chodta tha

    patni gusse se-
    tum ne itni badi baat
    muzse chupa ke rakhi

    pati-jane do na darling
    q baat bada rahi.
    itne saalo me mene
    tumse kabhi pucha k
    pinki aur pappu
    plastic k lund se kaise
    paida huye…

      1. deepak says:

        hahahahahahahaha…
        Anuj bro. Is me sonu ki koi galti nh h..us ne ye joke pahle kabhi nh suna to us k liya naya hua na…
        @ sonu tumhare liye mushkil hoga…yaha pr kuch naya suna pana…coz 1 chota sa hisab laga ki..
        Yaha pr roz 2 ya 3 joke pbls hote h…N…us hisab se agar pichle 4 year ka hisab b lagya jaay to totel 3000 joke a chuke h yaha pr…ab tu soch le tuje kitne yaad h….

      2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        use yaad bhi hoga to kya ghanta ukhad lega…? Kuchh logo ki type thodi ajeeb hoti hai…shaadi me khub chhak ke free ka khana khayenge..aur jab pet kharab hoga to khane pe hi dosh niklaenge…..BTW hehehehehe….

  2. sonu says:

    1 ladke Ne
    Mariage Bureau Pe
    Phone Kia :
    MERE DONO HATH OR
    PAAV NAHI HAi,
    KYA MERI SHADI
    HO SAKTI HAI..?

    Lady-Apka ‘WO’ To
    Hai na?

    Ladka – Usi se to
    DIAL KIYA HAI..

    1. Admin says:

      Ye jo tune apni taraf se 2 naye joke dale hai na… dhudn le idhar hi publish hai 1 saal se pahle ke..

      Aur fon karne ki jagha ladke dorr bell bjayi thi aur.. samajh aaye to thik nahi to pogo dekh

      1. sonu says:

        yaar admin,
        Tumhe mirchi kyu lag
        Rahi hai, me aisa nahi
        Kah raha k tum hamesa
        Purane joke dete ho,
        Boht achche b aate hai,

      2. Admin says:

        Sonu Ji… mere ko mirchi lagti hai batata hun kyu

        Mene socha tha ki roj ka 1 joke dalu ya shayad hafte mein 1 vo b achha sa

        par fir dil ne kaha ki yar itne log hai apdne wale kisi ko to jokes ache lagenge hi.. main mehnat karta hun edit karta hun

        aur idhar ke mere users hai unko comments karne ki adat hai aur agar naya joke na aaye to purane joke mein unko comment karne mein dikkat hogi

        So dear main ek cheez ka nahi bahut cheezo ka sochta hun

        aur tumhe kya lagta hai ki kisi aur ke dil mein tumhari tarha baat nahi aati hogi, jarur aati hogi ki purane jokes hai khas kar ek Ludn ke tope DELETED ko to jarur aati hogi

        par us shaksh ne aaj tak mujhe esa nahi kaha, hamesha tarif ki hai…

        So dear main jo bhi de raha hun jaise b de raha hun apni taraf se acha de raha hun, par hamesha har kisi ki ummed pe khara nahi utar sakta..

    1. deepak says:

      dear.. lagta h ap ne ganne ka juice nikalne wali machine nh dekhi…us me ganne ko baar baar dala jata h or machine ko tight kiya jata h last tk ganna puri tarah nichod liya jata h..
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  3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    QUESTION: What is the similarity between burnt toast and pregnant girlfriend…???
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    ANSWER: In both cases the guy thinks ,’Do second pehle nikal liya hota to kitna acha hota..’
    :-x:-):-);-DB-)

  4. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Admin bro..nirmal baba ki burai karni hai to mere pas ek mast sa idea hai…..

    Remember bro..maine baba sexidas pe joke likha tha…jise tumne climax change karke daala tha….use hu bahu nirmal baba ke naam se post kar do….badi bhari beijjati ho jayegi….waise bi mujhe aaj yaad aaya…use post to hona hi chahiye…

  5. manish kumar says:

    Santa Apni Biwi se: 1 glass Doodh dena.
    Biwi BRA upar kar k romantic mood se: Muh laga kar peelo.
    Satna:Achha hua Behanchod, tuj s PAANI nhi manga..

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