Tight Chut Ka Maja Kaise Le?
Views: 65,808 - Posted on 27 Apr 2012
"Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare"
Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar”
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“
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Mujhe Aaj Bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se Kehte The Ki Lollipop Chahiye To Pant Ki Jeb M ..- Bhagwan Ji Ki Murty
Biphasa, Dhoni, Abhishek Aur Rahul Gandhi Ko Kisi Ne Bataya South Mein Ek Mandir Main Bhagwan Ki Ais ..Hindi Version
संता रोज़ बीवी को सेक्स के वक़्त बोलता था.
संता: "और टाईट कर - और टाईट कर, अच्छे से टाईट कर"
बीवी तंग आकर एक दिन गुस्से से बोली: "भोसड़ी के बाहर जा के गन्ने के जूस की मशीन मैं ड़ाल ले, टाईट भी पूरा होगा और जूस भी ज्यादा निकलेगा"
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ye lo naya joke -
Biwi ko shaadi ke
bahot saal baad pata
chala ki uska pati chakka
hai aur wo use plastic ke
lund se chodta tha
patni gusse se-
tum ne itni badi baat
muzse chupa ke rakhi
pati-jane do na darling
q baat bada rahi.
itne saalo me mene
tumse kabhi pucha k
pinki aur pappu
plastic k lund se kaise
paida huye…
chiiiiiiiiiii kitna purana joke sunaya hai be sonu….
tu ise naya bol rha hai?????
hahahahahahahaha…
Anuj bro. Is me sonu ki koi galti nh h..us ne ye joke pahle kabhi nh suna to us k liya naya hua na…
@ sonu tumhare liye mushkil hoga…yaha pr kuch naya suna pana…coz 1 chota sa hisab laga ki..
Yaha pr roz 2 ya 3 joke pbls hote h…N…us hisab se agar pichle 4 year ka hisab b lagya jaay to totel 3000 joke a chuke h yaha pr…ab tu soch le tuje kitne yaad h….
use yaad bhi hoga to kya ghanta ukhad lega…? Kuchh logo ki type thodi ajeeb hoti hai…shaadi me khub chhak ke free ka khana khayenge..aur jab pet kharab hoga to khane pe hi dosh niklaenge…..BTW hehehehehe….
Joke acchha hai
Good
1 ladke Ne
Mariage Bureau Pe
Phone Kia :
MERE DONO HATH OR
PAAV NAHI HAi,
KYA MERI SHADI
HO SAKTI HAI..?
Lady-Apka ‘WO’ To
Hai na?
Ladka – Usi se to
DIAL KIYA HAI..
Ye jo tune apni taraf se 2 naye joke dale hai na… dhudn le idhar hi publish hai 1 saal se pahle ke..
Aur fon karne ki jagha ladke dorr bell bjayi thi aur.. samajh aaye to thik nahi to pogo dekh
hehehe…ye bhi BTW nikla admin bro…sath me CLBJ wala bhi…
hehehehehe sahi kaha re :p
yaar admin,
Tumhe mirchi kyu lag
Rahi hai, me aisa nahi
Kah raha k tum hamesa
Purane joke dete ho,
Boht achche b aate hai,
Sonu Ji… mere ko mirchi lagti hai batata hun kyu
Mene socha tha ki roj ka 1 joke dalu ya shayad hafte mein 1 vo b achha sa
par fir dil ne kaha ki yar itne log hai apdne wale kisi ko to jokes ache lagenge hi.. main mehnat karta hun edit karta hun
aur idhar ke mere users hai unko comments karne ki adat hai aur agar naya joke na aaye to purane joke mein unko comment karne mein dikkat hogi
So dear main ek cheez ka nahi bahut cheezo ka sochta hun
aur tumhe kya lagta hai ki kisi aur ke dil mein tumhari tarha baat nahi aati hogi, jarur aati hogi ki purane jokes hai khas kar ek Ludn ke tope DELETED ko to jarur aati hogi
par us shaksh ne aaj tak mujhe esa nahi kaha, hamesha tarif ki hai…
So dear main jo bhi de raha hun jaise b de raha hun apni taraf se acha de raha hun, par hamesha har kisi ki ummed pe khara nahi utar sakta..
Samjh hi nhi aaya……..
dear.. lagta h ap ne ganne ka juice nikalne wali machine nh dekhi…us me ganne ko baar baar dala jata h or machine ko tight kiya jata h last tk ganna puri tarah nichod liya jata h..
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thanx for clear BRO…
QUESTION: What is the similarity between burnt toast and pregnant girlfriend…???
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ANSWER: In both cases the guy thinks ,’Do second pehle nikal liya hota to kitna acha hota..’
:-x:-):-);-DB-)
Nilesh Maurya from varanasi..right?
Yes,
but
hum fb par nilesh name se nhi hai..
Admin bro..nirmal baba ki burai karni hai to mere pas ek mast sa idea hai…..
Remember bro..maine baba sexidas pe joke likha tha…jise tumne climax change karke daala tha….use hu bahu nirmal baba ke naam se post kar do….badi bhari beijjati ho jayegi….waise bi mujhe aaj yaad aaya…use post to hona hi chahiye…
hmm konsa bhai. yad karva ese mere ko yad nahi aa raha :’(
Good joke
9ìc
Santa Apni Biwi se: 1 glass Doodh dena.
Biwi BRA upar kar k romantic mood se: Muh laga kar peelo.
Satna:Achha hua Behanchod, tuj s PAANI nhi manga..
nice joke bechara tght ki soch rakhane wala pati sayad hi dubara tight ka naam le
good jok