Time Ka Funda Bada Hi Ganda
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Kapil Naam Ka Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Major Thha
Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte Thhe
Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thhi Usmein Ek Ladki Aayi
Usne Kapil Se Pucha: “Aap Log To Fauj Mein Rahte Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last Time Sex Kab Kiya Thha?”
Kapil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “1955”
Ladki Khush Hote Hue: “Wow, Ye To Bahut Time Ho Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna Chahenge?”
Kapil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola: “Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2035 Hue Hai, Thodi Der Baad Karenge“
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Dosto, Ab ye pata lagana aapka kam hai ki vo Kapil thha kon heheheh
Admin bhai is joke ke aakhir mien kapil ki gaand mien danda nahi hote-hote reh gaya.
Jab us ladki ko pata chala ki kapil 24 hours waala time set karke ghumta hai to ladki ne socha ki jarur kapil RPF(Railway Protection force) mien hoga.To us larki ne socha achaa murga fasa hai. Isile ladki ne uske gaand mien danda nahi diya.Par kapil bhi bara gaandu aadmi tha usne jabardasti larki se apne gaand mien danda dilwa liya. ha….ha….ha….
Waise doston mere is climax ka kuch matlab nahi banta hai. Mien to bas he….he….he…..
Kapil ki gaand mien danda dilwana chahata tha. ha…..ha….ha…..
Matrix – abe saale tu kapil ko gaandu bol raha hai par sabse bada gaandu to tu hai hahahahhahahahaha, ab mera muh mat khulwa bhatakti aatma se kuch nhi chupta hai, bs bs ab aur disturb nhi karunga hahahahahahhahahhaahaa hahaha
HEHEHEHE admin bro, wo kapil to apni site ka kapil ho hi nhi sakta agar hota to wo watch dekhe bina hi start ho jata.. hehehehe
@rashii dear aapne kha k main aapko bhul gya, aapke liye ek sher hai
chahe kitni mushkile aaye koi gm nhi,
dosto ko bhul jaye wo hm nhi,
hm aapko bhul jaye is baat me dm nhi,
aap hme bhul jaye itne bure hm nhi,
Wanted heheh abe vo apna kapil hi thha usko time isliye dekhna pada ki dobara round marne se pahle kuch to time chahiye hota hai na energy ke liye
vo koi wanted thode hai idhar niche utra aur udhar dusri pe chadd gaya
HAAAN jor daar sex ke liye kam se kam 1 ghante ka difference to hona hi chahiye na….wese ladki bahut khubsurat thi lekin me apne aap ko thoda time dena chahta tha
@WANTED dear tuje ni pata bt ADMIN janta hai baat to meri ho ho rhi hai lekin ADMIN ne thoda change kar diya hai
kapil toh har jagah chaaya hai,
jokes main bhi uska naam aaya hai
Are yar mai kapil k jgh pr hoti to mna nhi ,akhir ghar aye mehman ko khali hath waps nhi krna chahiye khub krti mza aa jata..
Santa ko 5 din k liye company k kam k liye out of station jana tha.
Santa ko uski biwi pe bharosa na tha.
Santa ko laga k uski absent me biwi kisi or k sex karegi to muze kaise pata chalega.
Pata karne k liye santa ne biwi k lambe jhanto ki ganth banadi.
Vapas aane pe jab santa ne dekha k ganth to salamat hai to uski khushi ka thikana na raha.
Santa puri colony me sakkar(mithai) batne laga.
"ganth salamat lo bhai sakkar"
Banta bola-
"ganth khol kar maari takkar, lao bhai sakkar"
Admin bro ye 1955 or 2035 samaz me nahi aaya
ajuba hehe yahi to samjhne wali baat hai dear.. dimag lagao dimag lagao
mujhe pata hai 1955 and 2035 ka matlab.
Yeh toh time hai.
1955 ka matlab hai 7:55 PM
2035 ka matlab hai 8:35 PM
chaho toh year bhi samaj sakte ho
Thank you savita ji and hert beat ji
are yaar admin bro me year samaz raha tha to dimag me ghusa nahi or aap dimag lagane ko bol rahe yaha to upar ka hissa khali lag raha he hmmm
Ajubaji time 19:55 n 20:35 in American according to 24h clock.
Aare ajuba bhai 1955 means 19:55 yani k sham k 7h baj kar 55 minute aur 2035 means 20:35 8h 35 min ab kuch samje k nahi
Main to bhaiyo pahele hi samajh gaya tha . Ab se main bhi aap logo ka sath badaunga . JATT BOY. Sabko mera pranam
Vicky thathastu aiushman bhav
hahahahhahaa achchha he
Kapil yaar real me Fauz me bhi yahee Railway ka time chaltaa he kya?
yaar muze pata nhi he bataana jarur.
Mera hi naam kapil hai, ha ha