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gud thinking dear.!
Acchha kiya admin jitne purane joke mil saken utna acchha
too good ji!old jokes waise v bhut achhe the :)
tujhe to purani cheeze hi pasand hai :p
han mere ko old pasand hai new new ka shonk to tujhe hai :p
good thinking admin pr joles ki ginti 5 krdo 10 bahut zyada hai .week k end me lagbhag 12 jokes padhne thoda bore hone wali baat hai.
Hmmmmm ok ji
:tup
New k sath sath old bhi padane ko milenge wah……
@Deepak,tumhara pichla latest jo cmnt tha…that was sooooooo great!!..mein usse apni diary mein jarur note krunga..balki abhi..!!.thats was really really great!!..same just feeling mein mere dream boy friend k liye rakhta hoon..:)
soo great!!
tumhara prem aur chaht dekh mein dhnya ho gya!!!
tum ek baat nhi jaante …. kisi ko batana nhi…mein tumhare kai cmnt se naaraj ho jaata hoon.
but tumhare kucch cmnts phir se mujhe tumhara chaheta bana dete hain….tum ek ladki ki chaht rakhte ho aur mein ek ladke ki..jo kbhi nhi badlegi…par jo pyaar hai..woh ek dusre k prati ek hi hai….tumhe maloom nhi kisi ko mat batana…mein ek chehre se itna pyaar krta hoon ki..jaise lagta hai..uske bina mein nhi hoon…mein chahta hoon ki jeete ji usko itna pyaar doon..ki khuda mujhe ussi k yanha set kr de…mujhe usko pyaar krne mein hi satisfaction mil jata hai…woh naa hota to duniya ka koi ladka mujhe shyad pasand naa ata:)
****GOOD NIGHT****
@Deepak,..tumse kucch khna hai mujhe galat mat samjhna….subah utth k good morning kh dena:)..
..ek sach baat bataun…tumhare cmnts mere dil ko chhu jaate hain…mera to ek sapna hai..ki tumhari dream g.f…humesha ishwar k baad tumhe rakhe aur khud se pehle ek deepak ki tarah…tumhe itna pyaar de ki..tum bus usse kh do..sorry deepak mujhe khud nhi pata chal raha kya khein!!tc!!
@jay..sweetdreamssssssssss!!
hmmmm new is always good
Is zamane me tu wafa ki talash na karo…..
Wo waqt or tha “jab makan kachche or log sachche” hua krte the…..
Kuchh yaden Sadiyoun tak Taaza Rehti Hain,
Waqt Ke Paas Bhi Har Marz Ki Dawa Nahi Hoti.
grt lines Dear…
1 Zoo me ek Tota
English,
Urdu
or Punjabi bol sakta tha.
ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:
Who r u?
Tota: I’m parrot.
Admi: tum kon ho?
Tota: Main tota hon.
Admi: tu kon aien?
Tota: teri pehan da khasam, saleya tennu 2 waari das te ditta a k main tota waan
Bahut wadia delet pra. Lagge rawo
Good
aaj koi nahi h ……lagta h sab saturday nite mna rahe h……
gd mrng del bro,
itni rat ko idhar kya kr rhe the…
Kisi sunsan jagah par akele mat jaya karo bro warna……….
Admin bro idhar akele dekh liye to samajh jao kya hal karnge apke G ka….???
Isliye kah rha hu dost idhar jab b aayo 2-4 logo ke sath h aao…. Wo b rat me…
Hahaha..
GOOD MORNING…Dear Dhiraj…
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Dear, Pta hai sb se khubsurat Rishta kiska hota he,
“DO AANKHO KA”
Ek sath jhapakti he,
Ghumti he,
Roti he,
Hasti he,
.
Fir bhi ek dusre ko dekhne ko tarasti hai.,
Shayad ye do Aankhen hamare rishtey ko hi bayan krti h….
Ryt..?
.
Mai apne ishvar ka shukragujar hu ki usne muje ap jaisa dost diya…
Thnx Dear..fr every thng….
DEEPAK shi kha tmne, aankhe ek sath jhapakti hai, ghumti hai, uthti hai, baithti hai. Bt jaise hi koi ladki samne aati hai to ek khuli rh jati hai or dusri jhapak jati hai
moral-: ladkiya kisi v riste ko tod skti hai :-P :-D
.. ur wrong, human make mistakes not girls..isliye tum kisi khas sexuality ko blame nhi kr skte..!!
Maine kb kha ki grlz ki glti hai. Mai to mentiliy ki baat kr rha hu. Waise v mera cmnt serious nhi tha blki ye sirf ek jke hai
ldkiyan bahut kameeni hoti hain . Kuchh v tod deti hain as- dil , relation ,things etc. Na hi inko kisi baat ka dukh hota hai na shame
:)
Kya baat ha D.K. Boss har taraf aapka hi JALWA JALWA JALWA
@Deepak,..tumne sahi kaha…yeh rishta itna haseen hota hai..ki ek dusre ko apni aur khinchta hai…tum mujhe hamesha yaad rahoge..ki mujhe zindagi mein ek aisa ladka mila jiski baatein mujhe behad pyaari lagti thi..usse dosti krne se jada usko respect aur pyaar krne ka mann krta tha…uski khi hui baate aaj bhi uski maujudgi ka ehsaas krati hai…isliye dear …u r lovely n loveable!!
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#####GOOD *~{) MORNING*######
*******************************TC!!
**gd mrng frndz**
sorry frndz, sunday hone ki wajah se der tk so rha tha.
NAVYA JI.. Apne humara detaile pucha tha….
Hum varanasi(up) se hai.
Study karte hain..
Aur rhi bat jaldi gd n9t kahne ki to…..;) :-P
hum thoda other work me busy ho jate hai,,
aur
ap kya karti hain NAVYA JI… & ap kha se hai…???
gud mrng nilesh…….kal raat kids k sath khelta raha mein…..isliye der raat soya….
acha to apke bache b hai….
Tab to thik hai. Bhai aram se kid ke sath khelo….:-P:-@
me mumbai se hu abi 12th clr hua h
…..to fir ab kya karna hai NAVYA JI….??
Means.. Graduation, aieee, iit, or other entrance prepration.
CUSET ENTRANCE DI THI TO NIKAL GYA H WAI KRUNGI IN KARNATKA
very gud NAVYA JI.
manjil ki ek sidi aur chadane ke liye…
ISI tarah se menhat kariye aur age badte rahiye…
I prey to god
best of luck……
navya yaar tum fir se capital letters me likhne lgi. Tum janti ho Admin ko is baat se chid hai. So plzzzz……. Me nhi chahta tum yahan se jao.
alokji dhyan nai tha gltise type ho gya next tim se dhyan rkhungi
CUSET me rank kitni hai NAVYA…..
Aur concilng kb hai… Apka
nileshji 15000seat h or meri rank 11000 K aprox h
councling abi start nai hui h kl ragistration ki hu me i mean ragistration chal ra h
chaliye bahut acha apka registretion ho gya….
Gd evng NAVYA JI.
Hw r u….??
Kya kr rhi hai is time…??
:):):):):):):):)
:)Ye Special Smile:)
:)hai,ise aap un:)
:)logo ko post kro:)
:)Jinhe aap kabhi:)
:)Udas Nhi Dekhna:)
:)chahte. Mene to:)
:)kr Diya:-)
ab apki baari hai…
FUCK-O-LOGY ka exam paper:-x
Max. Marks-100
…
(Note- Q.1 to 5,15 marks & Q.6,25 marks)
Q.1)Uttam choot ke gun-dharm
vistar se samjhaye
OR
Choot k baal saaf karne ki 2 vidhi-
a)RAZOR Vidhi
b)VEET Vidhi
ki tulnatmak vivechna karein..?
Q.2)Bobe kitne prakar ke hote
hai?
Sachitra varnan kare
OR
Chudaai shuru karne se pehle
bobe dabane aur chut me ungli
karne ke mehatva pe prakash
daalein?
Q.3)Seal todte samay kya
savdhaniya baratni chahiye?
OR
‘TU JHUK MAIN DAALU’ kavita se
kavi hume kis mudra ka prayog
karna sikha rahe hai?
Q.4)Pyaasi choot ki aag bujhane k liye “mardana-chodan” ka vistar se
varnan kare
OR
Aadmi k jivan me hast-maithun ki upyogita samjhayein?
Q.5)Choot aur Bhosde me 8 antar likhe..?
Numerical :-
Q.6) Ek 7″ lamba, 2″ motai ka
kadak lund choot me 40 shot/min mar raha hai..Yadi chudai 3 minute tak chali to nikalne wale muth ki matra baataye.
Choot ki gehrai 8″,
chiknai gunank 2.3,
aur taapmaan 42′ hai….
;-)))
Nice 1 yaar..!
kya baat hai nilesh urf junior admin. Paper bahut achha hai . Ldkiyan solve kren aur hm chek kren to maza aa jaye.
lekin yaar ek mistake ho gai .ch*t ki gahrai itni nhi hoti.
Kya baat hai nilesh maja aa gaya
nice yarrr!
bahut khub nilesh
Today i m busy
…………..Is Bat Ke Jawab Mein Ye
Kahna Chahunga Ki I Luv
Abrar Ul Haq. Aur Main Us
Insan Ke Liye Mar B Sakta Hu
(Reason Fir Kabhi Bataunga)
aaj batao bhai…aisa kyun?
Admin bro, jo qstn Pirnce ne pucha h, wahi qstn mai b puchna chahta tha…
Agar ap ki marzi ho or koi prblm na ho toh is ka ans jarur dena…
Admin aaj ka joke isliye nahi daala kya ki 10 joke ikatthe de diye
Teacher: Dhobi ka Kutta,
Na Ghar ka,
Na Ghat ka…
Ab aisa 1 aur Sentence Banao.
Golu:Sania Ka Baccha,
Na India ka,
Na Pakistan ka!
Ek bahut Hi Khubsurat Line Hamesa yaad rakhna. ‘Badalti Cheeze Hamesha Achhi Lagti hai. Par Badalte huye apne kabhi ache Nahi lagte
Mr bachelor
mero ko malum h ki tu hi heart beat h bus mai teri le rha tha areee sala khoj khabar,,aur bta tu kuwara kaise ho gya kahin nya dhanda to nhi chalu kiya
JPR
Prince
tero ko ganda chhoura bna k bahut si larki ptayi,,SAPNA ,RAKHI,MANSI,PRINCI,SOUMYA,,,,
hehe aur v bahut hain nam yad nhi aa rha,
aur sale mai aata to daily hu but old frnd njr nhi aate to cmnt krne ka dil nhi krta h,,kayi bar to maine tum sb ko cmnt write kr k cancle kr diya hu ,aur bta aj kl tu h kahan
JPR
admin bro humare link ka tab kyo nhi ho pa rha hai..
Aur
apne humara link b hata diya…?
Admin bro timeline kaise use kiya jata hai…???
Hii.. Frndz hw r u all…??
Gd eveg frndz, and gd n9t.. Tc..
I really like this idea of urs. thanks so much..Keep it up.
…….purane jokes k comments padd k unn bure dino ki yaad aa gyi..jab kitne vulgar cmnts hua krte the…aur purane din wapas taza ho gye..kaash phir se purane dino mein aaj ko lekar laut jaoon…bahut hi disturbing cmnts the really…sabi do se char kadam aage the…shuruat mein to ladke ladko ka sir kalam kia krte the..aur ladkia woh sab dekh maze luta krti thi…means ladko ki beizaati ladkio k samne..aur woh hansa krti thi..kalyugi cmntrs ladke aur ladki thi..sabhi tharki jaada hua krte the haha!!..bilkul bhuke sher shernio ki tarah :)…
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lekin aaj k cmnts ki baat hi kucch aur hai..good jokes,shayriya,thought,love poems,no gali galauch…nhi to hahaha admin ki to sab ne leli thi…kitna jhela tha usne….aur kucch meine…lekin iss site ne mujhe jo jaankariya di ek aise sansaar ki jisse mein belong nhi krta..par mujhe behad fayada hua..straight boys ko samjhne mein mujhe 2saal se jada lag gye abhi bhi thoda samjhna baki hai..girls ko to samjhta hi hoon:)…kaash yeh site 10saal pehle admin baba bana deta!!mujhe jo hasil krna tha iss site se woh mujhe haasil ho chuka hai..bus lovely dosto se jud jaane ki wajah se aajata hoon..aur waise bhi..thats y ADmin is Great coz of dis site jo usne..banae ki sochi..thanks to admin ex-girlfriend jisne aisa krne par admin ko majbur kia:)..hehe!!..mast and amazing site..jo bhi ho..!!great step great work great site!!!
buhuhuh abe oye tu mujhe meri GF ki yad na krva nahi to tujhe ek nayi GF mujhe dhund ke deni padegi haan
@hahahahahaha!!…jarur!!sooooooo cute!!tc!!