Todays Kids
Views: 20,864 - Posted on 19 May 2012
Dad: “What’s Your Result?”
Son: “I’ve Failed In Five Subjects”
Dad: “From Now Onwards Don’t Call Me Dad”
Son: “Oh Come On Dad, Its My School Test Not A DNA Test“
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tu kyo itna khush hoke has rhi hai :p
Mst..!
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Hahah
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Advance bachche lekin hehehehehehehehehehehe……..
I changed my its my real name
Hi evbody how are you
Gud joke admin..
Achchha tadhka mara h joke me so nyc.
Dulha romantic andaz me bola: “May I kiss u
darling?”
Dulhan sharmate hue: “Humne toh kabhi gairo ko b
mana nahi kiya.Ab aap toh fir b apne ho..”:-P
gud joke.*
hey dear all dosto hw r u all…???
L-mangla ji best of luck……. N hw r u…now…???
Now i m fine
good n9t frndz
gud nyts…..!
Hello friends bachche bahut advance hai admin bhai aapka to nahi hai ye bachcha?
na ji.. mere abhi bacha nahi hua.. abhi main bacha hua hu :p par kab tak bacha rahunga ek na ek din to bacha hoga hi..
Aapko Bachcha hoga ??? Chalo ye bhi kar ke dekh lo baba ji.
How to Make a girl Happy?
It’s not at all difficult.
U only need to be:
1. A friend
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpenter
7. Mechanic8. Decorator
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312. Good listener
313. Organizer
314. Good boyfriend
315. Very clean
316. Sympathetic
317. Athletic
318. Warm
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1054. Courageous
1055. Determined
1056. True
1057. Intelligent
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10014. Pest exterminator
10015. Psychiatrist
10016. Healer
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Do This&They’ll Surely Think About
Giving a Smile. o.O
True very true
wht abt u
1dm sahi bol re li he baava….ye sb chokri log ka yeich Lafda rehta h…
chhoraya ko kunsa kun sa hove che :p :p
kun sa kum*
Chora to bapda ghanaai sidha hue he….ve to..
Choriya ra chakkar me pad r., bigad r… dhool hu jave..
Facebook fact…
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Girls
Pura din ghar me Bartan
Manjati
aur kapde sukhati hongi…
Aur jab raat ko msg. Karke
pucho
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Pura din kaha thi??..
To reply ata hai…
‘Kuch nhi ,was jst hanging out
wid frnds’.. :p.:D
To kaai bolsi…ki…me thamda ( Bartan ko marvadi me thamda bolte h..) maanj ri thi…or…gaaba ( kapde ko mevaadi me gaaba bolte he..) sukha ri thi…
Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers,
But the funny thing is that
They strictly support arranged marriage
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Which is the 27th letter of English alphabets?
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Are you looking for an answer?
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Very Good!
Which school beta?
India- The only country where
distance is measured in minutes
per hours
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“Bas yaar 5 minute ka he rasta hai”
Teacher: Pappu mera dhudh nahi pita
Is sentence mein pappu kya hai
Student: Pappu chutiya hai
aap mujhe ek moka do nichod dunga
Very nice
Thanx alok ji
Gud jokes priyaji
Aurat ke hath mein barkat hotihai
Ager 2 inch ki cheez pakdao to 6 inch ki ho jati hai
Jaise
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“Roti”
Gande tum kya soch rahe the
yaar admin yaha mazaak bhi nahi kar sakte kya meri baat ka bura mat mana kar . Aur ye bata tera koi facebook account bhi he kya
facebook account hai aur idhar majak utna karo jitna kisi aur ko acha lage.. gali diye bina b bat kari ja sakti hai
hehehehe..mera b account h..,.
PNB me…hehehehe..
Ap b ye face book wala account band kr k PNB me khata khuwalo…
Hehehe.. Bank accha interest de rahi he…
Ap k future k liye best he…aj se hi peise diposit krna shuru kr do…
Hehehe…. kl ko 100-200 Bacche paalna apsan thodi hoga…
Santa Sadak(road) Ke Kinare Baith Ke Patthar Tod Raha Tha…
Achanak Santa 6 Fit Hawa Me Uchla.Aur Hawa Me Usne 2-3 Bar Palti Mari.
Ek Aadmi Dekh Kar Bahut Khush Hua, Aur 500Rs De Kar Dubara Karne Ko Kaha
Santa Bola:Benchod…500 Kya 5,00,000 Bhi Dega, Fir Bhi Dubara NUNNI Pe Hathoda Kabhi Nahi Marunga.☺
Majedaar joke
achchhe bachche gali nahi dete sudhar ja salman .admin ki bat man. aaj se pakad le kan.gali na dene ki than.ise sexguru ki shiksha jan.isi ko kahte hai sahi gyan.mat samajh tu ise apni shan.
Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai
Girl: “Aapke Pass 12 Inch Ka Condom Hai?”
Shopkeeper: “Haan Hai, Boliye Kitne Du?”
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Ladki: “Arey Nahi, Mujhe Nahi Chahiye Par Mera Mobile Number Note Kar Lo.
Jo Bhi Ye Condom Purchase Kare Usko Mera Mobile Number De Dena”
Mast!
Good joke pankaj
Todays kids realy fantastic!
Zindagi Tasver bhi hai aur taqdeer bhi..
Farq to rango ka hai.
Manchaahe rango se bane to Tasver,
Aur Anjaane rango se bane to Taqdeer……..!!!!!!!!!!!
Good joke dna main bhi fail hone ka chance hai
Gud mrng frnds….
Hv cool dy….
Pankaj gud joke
gd mrng.
fir baccha bola
Son: thik h to ab mai aapko “papa” kahunga hehehehe
baccha bahut intelligent h biology mai
usne bahut sare practical bhi kiye h biology k
example–
1. mutth marna (meri)
3. gand marna (admin ki)
hehehehehehe