Tota Bhi Kameena Ho Gaya
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Punjabi Banda USA Mein Rahta Tha Aur Vaha Usne Ek Tota Khairda Hua Thha.
Tota Roj Subha Utth Ke Bolta Tha: “Wake Up Sir, You Have To Go To Work”
Bandey Ko Kisi Vajah Se Punjab Mein Vapis Aana Pada, Aur Vo Tote Ko Bhi Apne Sath Le AyaAb Uska Tota Ye Bolta Hai
Tota: “Utth Oye Fuddi Deya, Aaj Bund Marwan Nahi Jana” (In Hindi: “Uth Sale Gaandu, Aaj Tune Gand Marwane Nahi Jana“)
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Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha Saas: “Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal Aaye Hai Vo Kaisi Hai?” Bahu Gusse Se: ..- Nirmal Baba Ka Upaye Biwiyo Ke Liye
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Joke ………………………………………………..hahahahaha
Hi Mausam ji hru? Thanx mausam ji mere liye itni achi shyari likhne k liye, per is k bdle main apko kh nhi suna skti kash main b apki tarah itni achi shyari likh pati, per ap isi tarah mujhe apni shyari sunatey rahiyega
Arush ji kaha ho, dikhayi nhi de rahe ho? Arush ji main w2h per chat nhi ker skti per Ashi name se aati jarur hu or ap sb per najar rakhti hu hehe
Raavan ji main cmt kerker gayi thi ki main do din tak cmts nhi de paungi, per apki hasi jarur read kerti hu hehe waise apka real name kya hai agar ap btana chahe to
raavan ji apki hasi mere cmt me hahahahahahahahahaha
Anshul ji kya chal rha hai ye sb?
Ratan ji(munga, panna, moti……) daksh ji, rajesh ji, punit ji, panchi ji, shweta ji, divya ji , anuj ji kaise ho sb?
Dhiraj ji ap to shyari b kerne lage ho, kaha chupaker rakha tha aapne apna ye talent, lgta hai jay ji k aane se apke ander ki pratibha bahar aa gayi hehe
jay ji dhiraj ji akdu nhi hai ab pta chala jb se ap shyari sunane lage ho tb se dhiraj ji b shyari kerne lage hai hehehe
@Rashii ji aisi baat nahi hai dhiraj merea yaar akdu nahi hai, Sheela ji ne kaha ki jay Tumhara yaar Dhiraj to akdu hai wo mujhse baat hi nahi karta hai, 2 maine dhiraj ko kaha kee akdu na bano koi "Helo" kahta hai 2 "Hi" kar diya karo…..
Bhai Logo Plz dont vote PIA.. Kapil Bhai aisa kyo karta hai tu…
Hi anjali ji ap kaha rehti ho ap k cmt kbhi kbhi he atey hai
hi Wanted ji ap ki shyari anuj ji n apke cmts shallu ji ki yaad dila rahe hai, her taraf wanted ji ka jalva hehehe
thnx rashii dear, kaisi hn aap nd kaha se ho
hye Rashiiiiiii…..
yar exam chl rhe the isliye ni aa rhi thi bt ab coniusly aaogi darling…..vo kya h ki tum sbke bina dil ni lgta mera…..
vse m sonipat me rhti hu dear….
Raj ji ap to kh jyda he tarif ker rahe ho meri hehe
kapil ji ap b na ek quiz pura complete kerte nhi ho or dusra fir le atey ho hehe waise ap kis k sath jana chahte ho sita ji k sath hehehe
@Anshul hi,tu majak kar raha hai na, ye kya tu kah raha hai kise teri comt buri lagi aur tu abse comt nahi karega, aisa mat kar mere bhai,jo v pal has k gujar rahe hai tu use v chin lena chahta hai.
@Rashii ji, aap sach me bahut acchi hai aur aapko kyon lagta hai me jhuti tarif kar raha hu.
@Kapil bhai, kaha se aate hai tujhe itne ache ideas, most demanding girl k liye me kise vote karu badi confusion hai, jab me aisi confusion me fasta hu tab me akad bakad ginne lagta hu aur iske prinamswarup jo result aaya hai use me kaise kahu itna horrible result,kapil yaar mera lucky no.7 hai aur tumne to 7th no. par…..ka naam dal rakha hai, ab me kise vote karu,us akru attitude girl ka naam par vote kar ke mujhe marna hai kya, kapil ek baat aur mere liye koi v ladki date k liye chalegi bt ye to ladki par depend karta hai ki me uske liye chalunga ki nahi….he he he
Hai Rashii how r u dear…
Punjab ki baat aane par ek joke yaad aa gaya…
sardar baal khol kar ladies toilet me ghus gaya ek aurat ne pucha "behan kaun sa mahina hai?"
sardar: "12wa",
aurat: "tabhi bachche ki ek bazu bahar aa gaya hai."
@rashii di,..jab mein jai ka naam dekhta hoon to mujhse
uske liye pure love feelings aati hai nd aapke naam se mujhse pure
respect feelings aati hai..if jai is symbol of love then u r the
symbol of respect….3rd symbol bhi koi aajae to accha
rahega…rashii mein aapke naam ka bhi tatoo karwaoonga kisi
din..taki aapko hamesha yaad rakh saku..tc nd hi! all..and u
jay.
kapil bhai mai to panchhi ji ko vote karunga or unke saath date par jana chahunga kyunki unke saath jane par kam se kam uddne ko ko milega vo mujhe aise le jayengi
Furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………………
Lol lol lol.
rashi ji aap mujhe miss kar rahi thi so sweet apke liye ek shayari pesh hai
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Kitna pyara muskra lete ho
Kitni aasani se apna bana lete ho
Itni dosti kaise nibha lete ho
Kise se sikha hai ya sirf meri nakal utar lete ho.
Rashii ji …lollollol…
hey pia can we be frnd….