Tote Ki Samjdhari
Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi
Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”
Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”
Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”
Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”
Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara
Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga
Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”
Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”
Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”
Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”
Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola
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very nice joke…
had kar di yaar
ultimate
very nice very good keep it
karrr
superrrrrrrrrr
sahi hai yaar
nice
very good
Exellent
excellent….bahut hassi aayi.
chod diya
maja aaa gaya
very good
maza aa gaya . 10 on 10
SUPR YAR MAZA AA GAYA PAD KAR.
Gand phad di tote ne ladki ki.
Superb joke yaar carry on chutiyaaas….
Bahut minded tota hai yaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Asli chutkule ki maa chod di….. Kaafi changes kr diye isme…. Hasi kya lauda aaegi….
nice joke………keep it up dear……………
bout acha tota hai yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr …..ushe shopkeper ne boolo ho ga
ha ha ha
randi's r not bad they r socialworker
very nice!!!
veryyyyyyy veryyyyyyy nice joke
waah dost SHAHIL tune kya point wali baat bol di yaar dil jeet liya tune…tune ekdum logical baat kahi hai ki randis r social worker/ ye veshyaayen mardon ki waasna ka zehar peeti hain aur us zehar se kaafi had tak society ko bachati hain…anyway.. is joke ka percentage of humour kafi achcha hai…
mast hai yaar….keep it up.
Maine pehle hi kaha tha…ye Randi hai
nice
madarchod tota b randa h
bosdike shpkepr ne tote ki sure mutth mari hogi
tota sahi bolta bhai
kya bat hay bhai admin aese joke hi bheja karo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Good One!!!!!!!
sahi hai maja aa gaya and TOTA u r absolutely right, per kaha jiske liye uske samajh me nahi aayyaa
ho priyanka, happy friendship day
kattar !!! (Jabardust)
nice joke
hi ishika
great joke… aisa tota to mai bhi khadina chahti hu…
big :) haa……
kyon apane aap ko paisa dekar Randi Kahe Nahi Deepti tu Randi nahi Ho sakti tu to meri h.
yaar kya kiya main haste haste chair se gir gaya
haa haa haa….
excellent joke
tota mast hai
deepti aisa tota tere pas hoga to tujhe randi randi bolega…gaand marwa legi tote k chakker me…good joke and old is gold..
annoymuos bhai aakela hi pura comment ker dega kya..mujhe lagta a joke tune hi beja h…is karan itna dariya dil ban raha h….
FABULUS JOKE
gud deepti, lagta hai tum tota kharid kar usse ye pahchanwaogi ki kaun police hai aur kaun tera customer?? hahaha
mast … bindas…
Sahi baat hain,
yeh to sachchi baat hain ki insaano se zyada jaanwaron main dusro ko pehchanne ki akal zyada hoti hain.
solid joke…………
Keddy Sunny aur Mohit, mai tote ye puchungi ki tum teeno me gaandu kaun hai (vaise tum teeno hi gaandu ho) kyunki mai gaandu ladko se baat nahi karti
Deepti Ji, Is hisab se to sare ladke Gaandu hone chahiye, Yaar ye log bhi kaha jake matha mare. Tum inko jara line deke dekho ya inse ek bar mil lo fir ye tumhari tarifo ke pul band denge (Advice).
And ye meri soch nahi maine practically dekha hua hai. Ladke kutte ki tarha jeebh latka ke and poonch hilate hue ladkiyo ke piche padd jate hai.
Aur matlab niklne par fir se Sher ban jate hai hehehe (Vese this is not majak ye ek haqeeqt hai.) Hum ladko ko bus ek hi cheez chahiye baki pyaar shayar, care sab natak hota hai.
deepti tu gandu ladko se baat nahi karti per ek baat yaad rakna tujhe ek gaandu ladka hi chodega…hum tino me se hi sayad kisi ki kismat h…
Hi Deepti, mujse baat karke dekho..
mujhe nahi patta tha ki main pahle totta tha
hehehehe……super
tum ladke hote he ho girey hue..
sneha, maalum he kyo girte he? tum ladkiyo ko impress karne ke liye
…aur waise…tum ye non-veg jokes kyo padhte ho?
but admin ji mera boyfriend ko wo cheez mil chuki hai fir bhi care karta hai means NATAK ? kal maroongi usko
Mili dekh, agar us cheez ke milne ke bad b vo care krta hai it means ki abhi usko aur chahiye jab tak uska dil nhi bhrta ya koi or nhi milti tab tak care rhegi. But us cheez ko milne ke baad ye meri garauntee hai ki tum logo mein ab un choti choti baato se jagde hote honge jo pehle na hote thhe
1000 boys mein se koi 1 hi hota hai jo dil se pyar kare
maar saale ko
thas true admin ! mili aaysa hi hota hai …. jab us chiz ki jarurat hoti hai to aadmi ekdam sidha sadaban jata hai aur milne ke baad phir se purane raste pe ..
Shockd! Ye sab ladke sach kaise bol rahe h? (admin n smart)
no BB ROSY esa nai hai sab vese nai hote bahoooot log l..d se hi nai apne dil se b kisi ko chate hai mns 1 lak me 1 to aram se mil jata jo sacha pyar karta hai
aur mai hu vo lakho me 1….jo tum sab se ie tere se PRIYANKA MILI ADITI NANCY PRIYA n u all (sorry agar kisi ka naam nai le paya to plz bura na manna) tum sab se tahe-dil sacha pyar karna chata hu oops karta hu…
to bolo kaun kaun banna chata hai meri kamini oho jhagde nai chaiye yaar 1 1 kar k aao….
JMC
@kaminey, tu sirf un logo k pyaar kar. M nt interested
Hi mili
really a fab joke yaar………nyc 1….
bhi bhi tote tu mere paas aaaaja me kuch dino ke baad ladki mdekhne jaa raha hu terijrurat padegi