Tote Ki Samjdhari

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Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi

Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”

Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”

Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”

Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”

Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara

Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga

Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”

Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”

Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”

Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”

Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”

Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”

Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”

Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”

Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola

“Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye Randi Hai“

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Some Veg Jokes :)

john says:

July 1, 2010 at 12:25 pm

waah dost SHAHIL tune kya point wali baat bol di yaar dil jeet liya tune…tune ekdum logical baat kahi hai ki randis r social worker/ ye veshyaayen mardon ki waasna ka zehar peeti hain aur us zehar se kaafi had tak society ko bachati hain…anyway.. is joke ka percentage of humour kafi achcha hai…

nishi says:

July 12, 2010 at 4:51 am

mast hai yaar….keep it up.

TOTA says:

July 14, 2010 at 4:17 am

Maine pehle hi kaha tha…ye Randi hai

Anonymous says:

July 16, 2010 at 12:47 am

nice

gautam says:

July 22, 2010 at 5:33 am

madarchod tota b randa h