Tote Ki Samjdhari
Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi
Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”
Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”
Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”
Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”
Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara
Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga
Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”
Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”
Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”
Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”
Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola
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mast … bindas…
Sahi baat hain,
yeh to sachchi baat hain ki insaano se zyada jaanwaron main dusro ko pehchanne ki akal zyada hoti hain.
solid joke…………
Keddy Sunny aur Mohit, mai tote ye puchungi ki tum teeno me gaandu kaun hai (vaise tum teeno hi gaandu ho) kyunki mai gaandu ladko se baat nahi karti
Deepti Ji, Is hisab se to sare ladke Gaandu hone chahiye, Yaar ye log bhi kaha jake matha mare. Tum inko jara line deke dekho ya inse ek bar mil lo fir ye tumhari tarifo ke pul band denge (Advice).
And ye meri soch nahi maine practically dekha hua hai. Ladke kutte ki tarha jeebh latka ke and poonch hilate hue ladkiyo ke piche padd jate hai.
Aur matlab niklne par fir se Sher ban jate hai hehehe (Vese this is not majak ye ek haqeeqt hai.) Hum ladko ko bus ek hi cheez chahiye baki pyaar shayar, care sab natak hota hai.
deepti tu gandu ladko se baat nahi karti per ek baat yaad rakna tujhe ek gaandu ladka hi chodega…hum tino me se hi sayad kisi ki kismat h…
Hi Deepti, mujse baat karke dekho..
mujhe nahi patta tha ki main pahle totta tha
hehehehe……super
tum ladke hote he ho girey hue..
sneha, maalum he kyo girte he? tum ladkiyo ko impress karne ke liye
…aur waise…tum ye non-veg jokes kyo padhte ho?
but admin ji mera boyfriend ko wo cheez mil chuki hai fir bhi care karta hai means NATAK ? kal maroongi usko
Mili dekh, agar us cheez ke milne ke bad b vo care krta hai it means ki abhi usko aur chahiye jab tak uska dil nhi bhrta ya koi or nhi milti tab tak care rhegi. But us cheez ko milne ke baad ye meri garauntee hai ki tum logo mein ab un choti choti baato se jagde hote honge jo pehle na hote thhe
1000 boys mein se koi 1 hi hota hai jo dil se pyar kare
maar saale ko
thas true admin ! mili aaysa hi hota hai …. jab us chiz ki jarurat hoti hai to aadmi ekdam sidha sadaban jata hai aur milne ke baad phir se purane raste pe ..
Shockd! Ye sab ladke sach kaise bol rahe h? (admin n smart)
no BB ROSY esa nai hai sab vese nai hote bahoooot log l..d se hi nai apne dil se b kisi ko chate hai mns 1 lak me 1 to aram se mil jata jo sacha pyar karta hai
aur mai hu vo lakho me 1….jo tum sab se ie tere se PRIYANKA MILI ADITI NANCY PRIYA n u all (sorry agar kisi ka naam nai le paya to plz bura na manna) tum sab se tahe-dil sacha pyar karna chata hu oops karta hu…
to bolo kaun kaun banna chata hai meri kamini oho jhagde nai chaiye yaar 1 1 kar k aao….
JMC
@kaminey, tu sirf un logo k pyaar kar. M nt interested
Hi mili
really a fab joke yaar………nyc 1….
bhi bhi tote tu mere paas aaaaja me kuch dino ke baad ladki mdekhne jaa raha hu terijrurat padegi