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Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees

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Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye

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Madam To Munni- Translate This Sentence In Hindi - Papu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees, Munni Sharmate Hue- Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Chouda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye

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  27 Comments

  1. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Old Lady to Doctor-
    Doctor Mujhe Gas ki problem hai. par achhi baat ye hai k mere gas se na to boo aati hai na hi aawaz, Aapke office me 20 dafaa gas chhod chuki hu aur kisi ko pata bhi nhi chala.
    .
    Doctor- Ye lo dwa aur 1 week baad aana,
    .
    1 week baad..
    .
    Lady- Dr. Tumne mujhe kaisi dawa di thi..? Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nhi aa rahi par zehrily Badboo aane lagi hai..
    .
    Doctor- Good, Aapki NAAK thik ho gayi hai…
    Ab hum aapke KAAN ka Ilaaj Karenge.,,

  2. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Ek Mahina Daal Khane Ke Baad Naukar Maalik Se Bola-
    .
    Sahab Aap Meri Gaand Maaro…
    .
    Maalik-
    .
    Kyun..?
    .
    Naukar-
    .
    Nahi Aap Meri Abhi Gaand Maaro..
    .
    Maalik-
    .
    Lekin kyun?
    .
    Naukar-
    .
    Bhenchod Issi Bahane Ek Boti To Andar Jayegi..

  3. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Kisi ke aankho se sapne chura kar kuch nhi milta..

    Mandiro ke chirago ko bujha kar kuch nhi milta..

    Koi ek sapna ho aankho me to achha lagta hai..

    Hazaro khwaab saza kar kuch nhi milta..

    Ye achha hai ki aapas ke bharam na tute hai..

    Kabhi kabhi Dosto ko aajma kar kuch nhi milta..

    Jism ki sookhti Rag me jara sa khoon shaamil kar..

    Mere humdard sirf baate bana kar kuch nhi milta..

    Mujhe aksar sitaaro se ye aawaz aati hai..

    Kisi ke Hizrr me neendein gawa kar kuch nhi milta..!

  4. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Pyar par bas to nhi mera fir bhi..
    .
    Sochta hu aapse pyaar karu ya na karu..
    .
    Tumne apne Tabssum se jagaya ho jinhe..
    .
    Un Tamnnao ka ijhaar karu ya na karu..

  5. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Mere Wajood me Wafa ki Roshni utaar de..
    .
    Phir itna pyar de k mujhe Chahto se maar de..
    .
    Bahot Udas hoon so main tere pass aa gaya..
    .
    Kuch aisi baat kar jo Dil ko Chain or Qarar de..
    .
    Suna hai teri ek Nazar sanwaarti hai Zindagi..
    .
    Jo ho sake toh meri Zindagi sanwaar de..

  6. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Apne saaye se bhi ashko ko chhupa kar Rona..

    Jab bhi Rona Chiraago ko bujhha kar Rona..

    Haath bhi jaate hue wo milakar na gaya..

    Maine chaha tha jise seene se lagakar Rona..

    Tere Dewane ka kya haal kiya hai gam ne..

    Muskurate logo me bhi jaa kar Rona..

    Log padh lete hain chehre pe likhi Tahrirein..

    Kitna mushkil hai logo se chhupa kar Rona..

      1. Ravi Tyagi says:

        Chaand adhura hai sitaaro ke bina,
        Gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
        Samundar adhura hai kinaaro ke bina,
        Or Zindagi adhuri hai aap jaise yaaro ke bina..
        .
        Samjhi Priya ji…