Tu Aaya Kya Karne Hai?
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अनुज को ठरक चडी हुई थी सो काबू ना रख पाया और एक कॉलगर्ल के पास पहुँच गया
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hahahahaha..Anuj bhai..hahahaha…
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lagta hai wo ye site nahi kholta agar dekhta toh use pata hota k chalti sadak par ghaans nahi ugti…..;)
ugti hai yar……kinare kinare…. XD
Prince yes kinare kinare ugti ha par ye to hamari sarkar ki marji ha vo chahe to ugaye vo chahe to kataye. Hehe
Hahaha anuj
he he he he omg anuji
Navya tumne to anuj ko ladke se ladki bana diya
@NAVYA tumne mujhse pucha tha me bihar me kaha se hu,,,,,, kya tum bhi bihar se ho ????????????/
Ha, Bihar se hi h…un k comnts ki bhasha dekho-
dhirajji ” hmra ” real name pucha tha ap nd.. ”hmra” nam tamnna tiwari h….
@ Deepak Bihar me “hamara” nhi chalta “mera” chalta hai (Y)
jaise – “dhiraj ji mera naam anuj hai” ,, “hum bihar se hai”
are yar me to hajaribag bihar ki hu mumbai me reh k study krti hu
Hahahahahahahahaha wah bhai wah
dirajji hmra real name pucha tha apne hmra nam tamnna tiwari h
Nam to mast hai navaya. Setting karogi hehehehehe
yaar Admin navya/tamanna ko line mt maaro wo meri hai.
adminji kiski setting krna h me smji nai
matlab to POGO dekhti hai kya :o jo setting samajh nahi aayi :’( buhuhu fir rahne hi de
Admin bro navya ka peecha chhodne k liye thanx. Wese v wo ek sidhi saadi ldki hai. Aap k mtlb ki nhi hai. Aapko to bahut chalu ldki milni chahiye.
prince ki tamanna hai ki tiwari mujhe mil jaye…
chahe alok ki jaan jaye…chahe admin ka dil jaye.
Very nice ans…..p…p…p…
Superb………………….
haa bro main front page ki hi baar kar rahs hoo…joke ki title…uske niche view aur fir comments…ye update nahi hote..lekin kal aapne clear kar diya..main samjh gaya….dolphin ne tk ekdam alag hi rang de diya hai..
@yep del bro…mai software programer hoo…c#…net aur java me….
Gm frndz
:o :(
baba ji noo :ladayi
pagla gye hai kya,,,, mujhe kyo bali ka bakra bana rhe hai aaj kal :)
hehehe…tum ne jitni ladkiyo ko bhav sagar k paar kiya h…un sb ki file baba ji k paas h…hehe..aage aage dekho kya kya hota h…
Gandhiji went 2 gym at d age of 24.
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Rajnikant said, “Wah Mohan kya body hai..!
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Bas tabse…
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Baapu ne shirt pehenna chhod diya….:-)
hehehehahaha…….
@Anuj aaj hans ache aur le maje :p
tu has na apna bada sa muh khol ke :ladayi
nop
Sabhi apne dil me tamnna liye ghom rahe hai bhai ek ladki hai ye to wahi hua ek anar100bimar
:-q
hajaro khuahishe esi k hr khuahish pe dam nikle
bahut nikle mere arma mgr phir bhi km nikle
Moral . .always pay attension in ur work
> super insult <
Girl(in party) 2 boy =
Mere haath mai plates hai . . .kya tum mere chahere se ek chiz hata sakte ho?
Boy happily . . .
Konsi chiz ?
Girl gusse se . .
Teri ye gandi nazar . .
gandi najar nahi Kutte jaise najar
ladka ladki dekhne gaya use kafi der se peshab lag raha tha
ladki ne ladke ki taraf chaye badai or pucha how are you
ladka theek hai pehle peshab krne ki jagha dikhao
Anuj band bja di
Dosto, isi cl girl ne apne Alok bhai ki b vaat laga di thi..
Khud baba ji ne muje vo kissa sunaya…n..baad me to us pr joke b ban gaya tha…
Ye 30 – 6 – 1980 ki baat h…
Alok ji apni wife k st car me bethe hue the
1 aurat un ki wife k paas ayi or kaha ”Paise pehle lelena, ye aadmi baad me lafda karta hai..!!”
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Vo case abhi b court me chal raha h….or Alok bro. 1 new wife ki @ ‘tamnna’ @ dil me rake hue jee rahe h.,.
heyyyy…. you
just joking yr….
Wese miane toh alok ji ki tamnna ki baat ki thi…
Fir b bura laga ho to sorry dear…
Deepak bhai true story sunane k liye thanx. Mere dil ki tamanna to bs. . . . . . . . TAMANNA hai.
@Prince bro apne dil ki tamanna k liye me kuchh b kar skta hun. Jaan v de skta hun.
nahi lga bura hme or wese b hm itni choti bate wo b frnds ki mind nai krte
gd afternun frndz
anuj bro apki to ajkal what pe what lag rhi hai..
Bas admin bro isi tarah se.. Khichai karte rho..
Hehehehe..:-);-):-D
hmmmm tumko uski insult pe itna maja kyu aata hai ????????????
ha sahi bat h solid question priya kyu nileshji apko itna maja kyu aa ra h ab kya bache ki jan loge ajkl daily to unke name branded name anuj se hi joke bn re h oh god….he he he he
navya nd priya ye ek bahut purani baat hai. Tab nilesh g ki ek sexy gf thi . Apne nilesh ji ldki se bahut lv krte the. Achank nilesh g ko bijnes me ghata hua aur wo sdk pe aa gaye. Tb nilesh ji ki gf ne v brek up kr lia. Bt nilesh g usko bhul nhi paye. Mouka dekh kr anuj g ne ldki ko pta lia. Bs tvi se dono me khuni ranjish hai.
tu jise bata raha hai kahi vo hi to vo ladki nahi thi :o
delji apka real name kya h
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Ek chota bachcha apne ghar der raat ko ata hai. Ma: tu itni rat ko
kaha gya tha. Bachcha: ji me sharma ji k ghar TV dekh rha
tha. Ma: jhooth mat bol un k ghar ka door to 8:00 PM band
ho jata hai. Bachcha: ji mene unki khirki se sari film dekhi
us film me na ek ladki hoti hai jo apne kamre me bethi
hoti aur ek hero ata hai uka hath pakad leta hai fir usko
bed pe leta hai…………
Tabi bachche k papa ate hai aur bachche ko ek jordar tappar
marte hai. Ma: kyu marte ho bachche ko film ki story to
hi suna rha tha. Papa: haramjada pta pta nahi kya kya dekhta
rahta hai. Sharma ji k ghar mr to “TV” nahi hai.
Hahahaha….! :D
PUNJAB AIRLINES…………
Airhostess: sir kee love?
Santa: BREAD PAKORA with tea n MATHI.
Airhostess: Sardar ji tussi jahaaz te aaye ho “PRABHAT
FERI” te nahi……..
Deepak kya tum ladki ho kyunki..ek cmnt mujhe cofuse kia hai???????????????????/