Tu Jo Nahi Hai To Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai
Views: 16,305 - Posted on 10 Jul 2012
Pyar Nahi To College Bekar,
Love Affair Nahi To Life Bekar,
Sapne Nahi To Raat Bekar
Aur Tujh Jaisa Dost Nahi To Mera Hathiyar Bekar
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लव अफेयर नहीं तो लाइफ बेकार,
सपने नहीं तो रात बेकार
और तुझ जैसा दोस्त नहीं तो मेरा हथियार बेकार
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ryt
hehehe…ye pyar bhari baat ap ko jay bro ne kahi hogi..
he he he he
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
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Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayi thi,
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maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
Good
Yaar Admin Bro…Aajkal ladkiyo ke upar joke aane kam kar diye kya baat hai?
@ Bhaiyo..ek good news hai…site pe ek bad Girl aayi hai..main kab se wait kar raha tha… :-D
@Dhiraj Baby..Good Morning..
@Del Bro..Computer Engineer Nahi Hoo..Software Developer Hoo…Java aur .Net Mein.
@good Morning to all….
Aur main nahi to @Admin ki g* bhi bekaar..! :P
nd @prity jee aap gl ki role play kar lo koi problem nahi hoga coz boy k role me main hu..!
Aur agar nveg site nahi to admin bekar,
agar joke nahi to cmnt bekar
If a woman is silent it only means that the beauty parlour guy has told her not to move her lips for some time :x
Dear frnd mene aap sabhi k comments padhe to aankhon me aansu aa gaye phir mene socha k kisi ek user ki galti ki saza sabhi frnds ko kyun di jaaye… Kuch to janboojh kar galti karke dont mind likh dete h to hm log bura nhi mante… Agar hmse anjane me kisi ki bhavna ko thes pahunchi to hmne sorry v kah diya tab v wo nhi mane to ye kahan ka insaaf h… aap sabhi doston aur admin ji k pyaar ko hm bhula nhi sakte or hme shayad phir ese dost v na mile isliye hm idhar se nhi jayenge aur na hi fb se. Ap sabhi k pyaar k liye bar-bar thnx.
welcome bro..!
Nd @deepak jee aap abhi bhi meri majak ko dil se lgaye baithe huye ho kya..?
hahahahahahahahahehehehe..are bhai ki baat ko b koi dil se lagata h bhala…..or main toh ap k joke or shayri ka fan hu bro…..bs vo 3 din se aap k joke padh kr pet me bal pad gaye h..hehe..ab or nh hasa jaa raha…
Wo waqt bada hi acha tha, Jab main chhota bacha tha!
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Us time petrol sasta tha, phir bhi me me paidal chlata tha!
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Na Ladkiyo ka zikar krta tha, Mai to padhai ki fikar krta tha!
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Na facebook pe status likhta tha, Na MS word pe paint sikhta tha!
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Tab yaar mere sab sath the, Ab waqt ne apni chaal badli!
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School chhod aa gaye colege me, Qki zindgi ka sawal h!
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Yaha group me rhna padta h,Sorry,Thank u bolna padta h!
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Par fir b yaar mere puchte h, Tu suna-suna Q rehta h?
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Mai Jawab nhi de patahu, Baschup-chap hi reh jata hu!
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Fir aansu ponchh k kehta hu,Tumsab jaao, mai aata hu!
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Sab puchte Jab wajah, To DIL sakht karke kehta hu Basyaaro!
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Yaad aa gyi us waqt ki , Jo waqt bada hi acha tha
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Jab mai chota bacha tha , Jabmai chota bacha tha..!! ♥ :-)
hehehe…ye comnt main post kr chuka hu…yaha pr..
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Wese sach me bht pyari baat kahi h likhne wale ne…,
good poem… keep it up bro. u will be good poet,
Samosy bhai ab bhi kya gujra ha? Samosey to aap bechte hi hain jab chote bache samosy lene ate ha to unke sath dil behla liya karo.:-D
♥ tum na lautoge kabhi ye main
janta hu♥
♥magar aaj bhi hai mere dil ko
tumhara intzar ye bhi manta hu♥
♥tumhare wade jhuth nikale
shayad tumhari koi majboori
hogi♥
♥magar maine
nibhaya apna wada♥
♥ke “tumhare siva aur koi na meri
kamzori hogi”♥
♥Haste hai sab dost mera mzaak
banate hai♥
♥Tumko mai bhool jau iske
liye wo kya kya na sunate hai♥
♥Kahte hai ke tumhe koi aur bha
gya hoga♥
♥Tujhse jyada pyar karne wala koi
aur uski zindagi me aa gya hoga♥
♥magar mujh pe in sab baato ka
kabhi koi asar na padta hai♥
♥Tumhari mohabbat pe shak karte
huye aaj bhi mera dil darta hai♥
♥Tum apni zindagi me jo marzi
karo
tum pe hamara zor kaisa♥
♥magar ham to chahte the chahte
hai aur chahenge
ham pe tumhara hak pahle jaisa
hai.♥
Soooo…..Sweet…..
Boy : What Is Ur Name ?
What do u do ?
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Girl : kyu Bataun..? Main
Tumhein Janti bhi nahi
hun :]x
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Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa
Tumhein Apni New
Mercedes Car Main Bitha K
5Star Resturant Le
Jane Wala Tha. 3-|
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Girl: Jasmin, B.ComFinal
Year,Punjab College
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College Timing 8am To
1pm,
Friday Timing 8 To 12pm
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Sunday Off
Aati Papa K Sath Hun
Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti
Hoon..! :-D :P :-Xd
Hahahaha
hehehehe..gud joke bro..
Nitesh bro sahi kaha aaj-kal jyadatar grl isi type ki hai
Long… But its Worth Reading..
On the first day, God created the
dog and said, “Sit all day by the
door of your house and bark at
anyone who comes in or walks
past.
For this, I will give you a life span
of twenty years.”
The dog said, “That’s a long time
to be barking..
How about only ten years and I’ll
give you back the other ten?”
So God agreed
On the second day, God created
the monkey and said,”Entertain
people, do tricks, and make them
laugh.
For this, I’ll give you a twenty-
year life span.”
The monkey said, “Monkey tricks
for twenty years? That’s a pretty
long time to perform.
How about I give you back ten
like the dog did?”
And God agreed
On the third day, God created the
cow and said, “You must go into
the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun,
have calves and give milk to
support the farmer’s family.
For this, I will give you a life span
of sixty years.”
The cow said, “That’s kind ofa
tough life you want me to live for
sixty years.
How about twenty and I’ll give
back the other forty?”
And God agreed again
On the fourth day, God created
humans and said, “Eat, sleep,play,
marry and enjoy your life. For this,
I’ll give you twenty years.
But the human said, “Only twenty
years?
Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave
back, the ten the monkey gave
back, and the ten the dog gave
back;
that makes eighty, okay?”
“Okay,” said God.
“You asked for it.”So that is why
for our first twenty years, we eat,
sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years, we slave
in the sun to support our family..!!
For the next ten years, we do
monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren.
And for the last ten years, wesit
on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to
you :) ♥
Superb….
Sukriya deepak jee..!
Yaar se sehla sehla k so ja n
khuch lori suna diya kr
Hallo alok bro aap navya ji k saath shalu se milne kab ja rahe h
uske pati ki shndranjli dene wese kiss krke shndrnjli dene ka