Tu Kaha Ka Nawab Hai?

Views: 30,406 - Posted on 24 Jul 2012

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Pati: “Mein Sexually Apni Biwi Se Khush Nahi Hun

Is Se Pahle Koi Bolta, Biwi Khadi Hui Aur Chilla Kar Boli

Biwi: “Haramkhor, Sara Mohalla Khush Hai, Tu Kaha Ka Nawab Hai?

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Hindi Version

अदालत में तलाक का केस चल रहा था

पति ने जज को बोला

पति: "में सेक्स के मामले में अपनी बीवी से खुश नहीं हूँ"

इस से पहले कोई बोलता, बीवी खड़ी हुई और चिल्ला कर बोली

बीवी: "हरामखोर सारा मोहल्ला खुश है, तू कहाँ का नवाब है?"

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23 Responses to "Tu Kaha Ka Nawab Hai?"

  1. Vjay says:

    Gd mg to all. Old one but nice. Santa k bete Ghanta ki school se complaint aayi. Santa ko bulaya. Madam- form me aapke bete ne sex k column me aapke bete ne likha h, nhi karte. Kabhi2 muth mar lete h. Santa- aap kya chahti h? Me ise sex karna sikhau ya form fill karma?

  2. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    okay type..!

  3. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    hello!!

  4. Sujeet says:

    Kiski bv hai ye….’???’???’

  5. NAVYA says:

    Nic joke

  6. Shanu says:

    Gd joke pura mohalla khush hua hoga talak k baad

  7. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Kabhi Dekha Bhi Nai Uneh Hamne Inn Nigahoon se….
    AUR
    Zamane ne humeh unki Mohabbat mai badnaam Kar Dia…

  8. Mr. Bachelor says:

    pYar paane ki Tamanna me..kab! kab! z!nDagi kh!Lona ban jaT! he..j!se DiL me basana chaHTe he..w0 suraT yaaD ban k reh jaT! he..

  9. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  10. rajesh says:

    good joke
    Ek baar santa railway pass banane k liye farm fill kar rha tha.
    us ne ling wale colm me likha: 6 ich
    Lady: ye kalna prega.
    Santa: Kitna 1 ich , 2 ich ya 3 ich?
    Lady: Sara hi.
    Santa: Bhahan chodae pass me to bus se hi cla jaoga.

  11. rajesh says:

    ek admi landdev ki tapysia me leen tha. uski bhagati
    dekh kr land dev pargat hue aur admi ko var magne ko bols.
    admi: he dev, jab me mar jao mera land lamba hota rhe. Land
    dev ne us je var de diya.jab vo admi mra uska land brda hone
    lag gaya. gar walo ne socha ese jaldi jaldi dafna dete hai nahi
    to preshani ho jaegi. logo ne use ulta dafna diya ta k land bahar

  12. rajesh says:

    na aye. dafnane k bad jab log jane lage to tabi sari kabre fatt
    gayi aur unke adanar se sare murde bahar a gaye aur chillane
    lage ARE SAALO HUM JAHA SONE AYE HAI NA K GAND MARWANE

  13. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

    Nice joke…

  14. Priya says:

    Hahahehe :D

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