Tu Kall Kyo Nahi Aayi?
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Punjab Ke Ek Sarkari School Ke Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Ladki Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Tu Kall Kyu Nahi Aayi Thi?”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Sir, Kal Mujhe Tattiya Lag Gayi Thi”
Teacher Hairan Hote Hue: “Phir Kya Hua? Hame Bhi To Tatte Lage Hai Par Hum To Roj Aate Hai”
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Tattian = Loose Motions
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Khan Ko Chutiya Banati Hai Sali.
Apne Khan Sahab Ki Biwi Usko Bevkoof Banane Chali Thi, Par Apne Khan Bhi Khan Hai Ese Bevkoof Thode ..- Holy Water Trouble
One Day There Were Four Nuns In Line For Confessional. The First Nun Said: “Forgive Me, Father ..- Kamaal Ki ATM Machine
Santa Ek Bar USA Gaya To Vaha Uska Bhi Dil Kara Ki Ek Club Mein Jau Aur Dekho Kitna Maja Hai Vaha Ki ..- Haathi Aur Camel
Jungle Mein Haathi Ne Camel Se Poocha Haathi: “Oye, Ye Tere Boobs Teri Peeth Pe Kyu Hai?” ..- Main Hoon Na, To Fir Tension Kahe Ki?
Patni Apne Pati Se Poochti Hai. Patni: “Aaj Tum Udaas Kyu Ho?” Pati: “Aaj Meri Maa ..Hindi Version
पंजाब के एक सरकारी स्कूल के टीचर ने क्लास में एक लड़की से पूछा.
टीचर: 'तू कल क्यों नहीं आई थी?"
लड़की शरमाते हुए: "सर, कल मुझे टट्टिया लग गयी थी "
टीचर हैरान होते हुए: "फिर क्या हुआ? हमें भी तो टट्टे लगे है पर हम तो रोज आते है"
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